Keep seeing people saying stuff like āthereās no way Eric thinks this is the popular choiceā and listen. Maybe itās not THE MOST popular choice. But
1) Clint has fans! They (we) are out there and they are super passionate about this big olā dweeb of a man!
2) Clint deserves a redemption arc just as much as Shane does. Yeah Clint can be creepy but Shane is outright MEAN ON PURPOSE in the beginning, yk? Dude deserves a chance to learn and do better, just like anybody else
And most importantly!!
3) THIS IS ERICāS GAME! If he had the idea and inspiration for a certain character, he has every right to add him, regardless of what you think would be more popular or what you would prefer. You wanna date the wizard or willy instead? Thatās awesome! Thatās what mods and fanfic is for ā„ļø
You donāt need to hate on Clint fans and you BETTER NOT hate on Eric for not giving you what you personally wanted or expected.
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HIII DANDY i had a funny thought in my head but how do you think the lads guys would play stardew :3 like what would their playstyles be like...
OH MY GOD WHY HAVE I NEVER CONSIDERED THIS? hang on thesis loadingā¦
I think Xavier is all over the mines tbh. Maybe itās leaning into the āXavier sleepyā cliche too much to say heād find the rest of the game too cozy to stay awake, but I think heās a beast in the skull caverns. And Iām gonna get so competitive because thatās my thing in the game, and Iām gonna get my ass handed to me and then heās gonna be there to bring me his unending stacks of food to rescue me. I think if you ask him his favorite romanceable character, he refuses to answer because none of them are you. I think heād be really fond of Gus, Willy, and Marlon though! If you asked to go the Joja Route, heās like āIām gonna pretend I didnāt hear thatā sort of thing and heās gonna finish the community center even harder.
Caleb is gonna go along with whatever you wanna do in game. Heās got your half of the crops watered already while youāre reading your mail. You get to name allll the animals, pick alllll the crops, call alllll the shots. You say itās a mines day? Heās got your warp totem ready. You say itās a fishing day? Heās right there to show you up. (It absolutely starts fights that heās better at fishing but damn, itās nice not having to worry about the catfish on a new farmā¦) He also refuses to pick a bachelorette (because they arenāt you!) but I think he sees a lot of himself in Alex. Heās absolutely enamored with the junimos. Like. Youāre getting all the merch. Plushies, stickers, fridge magnets, everything is Junimo now. If you ask to go the Joja route, heās gonna be jokingly appalled that he ādidnāt think you had it in you to hurt such cute little applesāā¦. But whatever you say goes, pips.
I think Rafayel would be the most resistant to playing with you at first. Then maybe he watches you play for a while, pretends heās not interested ⦠but then he sees you at the mermaid show and heās like āwell maybe it isnāt so bad.ā I think heād have an appreciation for the art style and the music, at the very least. Heās interested in the subtle lore of the elves, dwarves, junimos, etc, and loves pointing out how much they stole from Lemurian mythology. Heās romancing Leah and rage baiting the fuck out of you with it. Until you romance Elliott or something and then heās crying and pleading with you to both get divorced and marry each other instead. And I think heās terrible at the fishing at first, and that absolutely enrages him and heās so pouty about it until you get him the better pole and then heās fine. He is absolutely the one to be pissed off about Marnie taking a day off from the shop, btw.
I think Stardew Valley is right up Zayneās alley. Again, leaning into cliches, but I think Zayne āsurgeon handsā Li is infuriatingly good at the combat and fishing, but he never once lets you feel bad about it. I think if you pressed him really really hard about picking a favorite bachelorette, I think heād enjoy Maru or Penny. But please for the love of god you have to marry him, if you pick anyone over him (god forbid Harvey over him) heās gonna crash out. If you ask to do the Joja route, I think heās going to shut off the game and insist you think on it.
Sylus has so much beef with Mayor Lewis itās crazy. Heās icked by the first cutscene, but then when his deal with Marnie becomes more clear, he rants about it regularly. Heās putting those shorts in the soup. Heās displaying the golden Lewis in town and trying to mod the game to be able to overthrow him as mayor. If you ask him what bachelorette he likes heās gonna ask if he can pick Robin. And be prepared to be outshined, because by the time year two rolls around, Sylus is absolutely KING of the Keg Empire. Youāre gonna be absolutely rolling in gās and ancient fruit wine money š° If you ask to go the Joja route, I think heās the only one who would genuinely agree to try it, but heās Jojaās biggest critic the entire time, and he insists you start an additional farm to be able to ādo it right.ā (And listen. I think heās enamored with Shane for angst reasons. He would never admit it just playing the game but if those two met IRL??? THE most toxic-to-toothing-rotting-fluff relationship ever to exist.)
ice cold take but we need to stop flexing how little we take care of ourselves. it should absolutely not be a bragging right that you got 4 hours of sleep or that you didn't eat today
either you consciously made the choice to not take care of yourself or something beyond your control is preventing you from doing so, and neither is a flex and you should be working to remedy that
let's start flexing how WELL we take care of ourselves instead!!!!!! i've been getting 7-8 hours of sleep and eating 3 meals a day and it feels GOOD!!! if you are able i suggest you try it!!!!!!!!
PREDICTABLY ENOUGH my ancient freaking Undertale OC went and metamorphosed into somebody existing in Deltaruneā¦
Oh Campanella, you little poet oddball. You were so protective of Frisk and Chara, and youāre the same way at Krisā¦even with your soul in an uncertain location and your capacity to do anything SUPER LIMITED by the rules of the worlds you live in.
Thatās not stopping you from threatening to beat peopleās heads (or stamens) in with hardback books. It didnāt stop you before, and it doesnāt now.
(Campanella was a purple-soul OC I had for Undertale; theyāre a discarded heart box in Deltarune. Theyāre not sure whomst the fuck went and bunged probably-their-soul into some poor other kid, but theyāre going to help that kidā¦and anyone in the way is gonna GET IT.)
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I've seen a lot of talk about media literacy lately, and while I agree there are some real issues with modern fandom spaces not being able to see past the most surface level interpretation of a text, SOME of these arguments are starting to seem a bit, Idunno, ableist? Like, I dont wanna jump the gun but lots of folks on the spectrum struggle with the implications and tone of other peoples's statements and some of the 'wow, can't believe grown adults couldn't tell this guy was lying, wish my fandom had media literacy' posts feel like a socially acceptable way of mocking people with autism or other neurodivergent folks. Dunno, maybe I'm overreacting, but its okay to share spaces with people who consume media you love differently, and maybe a line or two on occasion helping people who might have missed some subtext isnt 'the death of art' that you think it is. I'm all here for creative freedom, but when I see people saying that a story is ruined by explaining something that 'they' already understood, I have a hard time not hearing a little bit of ableism towards folks who might have needed that help.
I think Sandy being romanceable is gonna do wonders for the speedrun community, but Clint being romanceable is gonna do wonders for the fanfic community