Anger Management for Dummies, Lesson 1: Failed.
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Anger Management for Dummies, Lesson 1: Failed.

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Danny, Dani, Dan, and Jazz had made a pact: if one of them wanted to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, the others had to meet and approve of them first. If the partner failed to win the group over, the relationship would end before it even had the chance to become serious.
It might seem strange, but the pact came from a place of love. They had all become extremely rich β thanks to Vladβs money, Ghost King treasures, and invention patents β and during the first months of their wealthy lives, they suddenly found themselves surrounded by new friends and romantic interests. They quickly discovered that most of those people were only after their money. Unfortunately, none of them could see their own significant other in a bad light, and that caused more than a few problems.
So now, whenever one of them decided to date someone, the others would thoroughly investigate the person β openly stalking them, as they jokingly called it. And because winning over the group usually meant enduring an overwhelming amount of attention, dating any of them became something of a trial by fire.
βHey, Tim,β Nightwing yawned as he and Red Robin finished patrol, βWanna get something to eat?β
Red Robin shrugged, βSure, I think I saw a diner open back a few blocks ago,β
Nightwing gave a grin, βI know the place; race ya?β
βYouβre on!β
The two vigilantes ran, leaping onto and off of rooftops.
It wasnβt the first time that Dick and Tim had gone into a restaurant in full bat gear, in fact, almost everyone, except maybe the Big Bat himself, has done itβeven Damian fell to the vegan Bat Burgerβs temptation.
The diner wasnβt a fancy place by any meansβmore so a bar and dine kind of place with slightly tinted windows, dim lights, and an atmosphere of shadiness that all Gotham establishments relatively close to Crime Alley had.
Red Hood had talked briefly about the diner-slash-bar saying it was so close to his home turf, but heβd checked it out undercover as Jason and concluded that it wasnβt corruptedβalthough he did say he didnβt meet or see the owner, but everything seemed fine enough that he didnβt bother going back to stake it out again.
The place was called Danβs based on the bright green neon sign, open all night and closed most of the day. It was an odd little place, but it seemed to do well enough that it remained open for as long as it had.
Nightwing opened the door, a small bell ringing to announce their arrival as a few people in booths and at the bar turned to glare at them.
Red Robin raised an eyebrow at the amount of people glaring and scoffing at them, he knew that the bats werenβt all accepted by Gothamβs population, but he really didnβt think that heβd been in an entire place seemingly full of people who seemed unimpressed with them.
βHey,β Nightwing didnβt seem to notice or he ignored it as he leaned against the bar, βWhat kind of drinks you got? Anything non-alcoholic for the baby bird?β
Tim scowled and punched Dickβs arm briefly, βSeriously?β
The bartender was an absolute tank of a man with muscles and a towering figure that put Jason to shame. He was wearing a navy blue sleeveless shirt with a tall neckline and a silver chain with a pendant of a stylished βDPβ design on it with his pants being black and fitted, though they were hidden mostly by the bar.
The man was pale with sharp and icy blue eyes that seemed too bright to be normal, his black hair was shaggy and tucked in a low ponytail, the ends dyed snowy white. The manβs arms were littered in what looked like scars of every kind.
There were even electricity scars running up both his arms and stopped just below his jaw.
βI donβt got anythinβ for you fuckers,β The man growled out, βGet outta here, didnβt ya see the sign?β
βSign?β Tim asked, confused, βThe sign said this place was open,β
βNot that sign,β The man rolled his eyes, βThat one,β
He pointed above him, where a green neon sign shined brightly with the words βNo Vigilantes Allowedβ
βYou guys are part of the Masked Theater Kids Squad,β The man crossed his arms, standing straight and making his form even taller and bigger than before, βSo get out before I throw you out,β
The customers around the diner chuckled.
βHeβs serious,β A man who reeked of beer snickered, βDanβll fuck ya up, birdies,β
βHeβs an ex-criminal, yβknow,β A woman called out, βGotten rid of a few so called heroes, lotta them stronger than you brats,β
βAn ex-criminal?β Nightwing cocked his head to the side, βWhatβs that even mean?β
βI prefer ex-rogue,β The barmanβDanββgrunted, βAnd it means I donβt mind snappinβ a few birdiesβ fragile bones; so scat,β
βYou were a rogue here?β Red Robin asked, trying to gain intel.
βNot here,β Dan answered.
βThen where?β
βNorth of Get-Out-Metroplis, and thatβs south of See-Ya-Fuckers-Later-Ville, now get out,β
βWhy should we?β Nightwing frowned.
Dan pulled out what looked like a portable bazooka from below his bar, ββCause I donβt feel like cleaninβ blood outta my floorboards,β
βWeβll go,β Tim turned around, βCβmon, Nightwing,β
βNo tip, bad service,β Nightwing gave Dan a smug grin.
Dan gave him an inhumanely large grin grin in return with his teeth too sharp and his canines longer than possible, βTake it up with management,β
βYouβre the owner,β Dick raised an eyebrow.
βManagementβs what I call my gun,β
The customers howled out in drunken laughter as the two vigilantes left the diner.
βWell,β Red Robin sighed, βThat was weird,β
βYou saw his teeth, right?β Nightwing whispered, βMeta?β
βCould be,β The caffeine addicted vigilante hummed, βAlso an ex-rogue apparently, I think we gotta take this up with B,β
Dick snickered.
βWhatβs so funny?β Tim asked.
βIβm just imaging B walking in there and seeing Dan pull a bazooka on him,β
The two brothers laughed to themselves as they went back to the batcave.
βI canβt believe you talked me into this,β Red Hood growled over to comms to his family, βThe guy hasnβt done anything wrong,β
βHeβs an unknown and dangerous individual,β Batman grunted, βAnd he wonβt talk to vigilantes, but you might be able to get through,β
βYou mean I might be allowed βcause Iβm a big bad crime lord, right?β
Silence on the batsβ ends.
βItβs not like that, Little Wing,β Dick starts, βItβs justββ
βSave it,β Jason growls as he opens the door to the diner, βIβm heading in,β
The customers glanced over at Red Hood but didn't seem to care enough to do much more than that before going back to their food.
Danβs at the bar again, making some kind of margarita for a lady in a tight red dress and blonde hair piled in a messy bun on top of her head.
βThanks a lot, sugah,β The woman winked at Dan as she took the drink in hand.
Dan barks a laugh, βStay outta trouble, Linda,β
βNo promises, babe!β The womanβLindaβlaughs as she heads to a booth with a bunch of other women giggling and drinking.
Dan turns to look at Hood for the first time, his icy eyes seemingly piercing Jasonβs very soul.
Jasonβs breath hitches, not because of the stare, but because the pits are reacting.
But they arenβt angry. Theyβre afraid.
Danger.
Killer.
Destroyer.
Lord of Insanity.
Ancient of Destruction.
Killer of All.
Destroyer of Universes.
Creator of Madness.
Run.
RUN.
RUN!
Dan flashes him a grin, his eyes going pure glowing red with no pupils, βHello, Little Revenant. Need a little help with your problem with seeing green?β
Jason freezes in place and the comms are dead silent.
βJaylad,β Bruce breathes, βWhatβs happening? Are you alright?β
βThe pitsβ¦β Jason whispers as he disconnects his voice to project outside of the helmet, β...theyβre scared of himβ¦he scares them.β
βGet out of there,β Duke suddenly butts in, βIβI can see him from hereβ¦Jason, heβs drenched in green glow. No, heβs made of it.β
βGo ahead and leave, deadboy,β Dan grins, his eyes back to normal, βI already did what I did,β
It takes all of Jasonβs strength not to bolt for the door but open it calmly.
βOne last thing, Hood,β Dan calls out, his eyes now flashing bright green.
Lazarus green.
βGet Out Of Him,β He commands, his voice staticked and low.
Jason doesnβt bother hiding the way he runs, going for the roofs and slumping down in an alleyway, yanking off his hood and vomiting.
βJason? JASON!β Bruce shouts, βAre you alright?!β
βBβ¦β Dick breathes, βLookβ¦β
Jason glanced up and felt his heart skip a beat.
Heβd just thrown up Lazarus Pit water.
(This is part one ??? Idk ill see, tell me if you guys want more)
If someone here dares to report me bcs of those massive tits of Dan?- I would take it as a compliment, those tits are for censoring, grr LKAJSDJAS Btw, this is the visual concept of how the fenton/phantoms look in the fic "Every bat has a cat" by @windyengel and @takemetomyfragiledreams!! Pls, idk when they're gonna post it, but i super super recommend y'all to read it!!! Im sorry if im being really a ghost rn, im having some issues involving my personal-familiar life rn, thank y'all for the support wawas <3
Recently I re-watch one of my fav toons from childhood
I cried a lot cause I miss those days

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DannyMay - 01 ~ Twins
I can't believe I've never drawn Dan before. I'm like a fake emo.
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"Nu-uh"
"... The fuck you mean nu-uh?!?!"
- - - - - - DP X DC IDEA/PROMPT
Danny- minding his own business as the ghost king looking to be in his mid twenties, despite being a good enough age to be considered an elderly of elderly civilians, because his status as a half a made him stop ageing physically when he reached his mid 20's. Now out grew his friends and families, and only has Dante(evil reformed Danny) and Ellie(Danielle, the clone) left as family. Also part one of the first hero's to ever exist before the JL even formed and before Batman and what not. And Vlad turned out not to be a half a just a human who was slowly turning more and more liminal till he died eventually too, he did have a longer life though.
Also Danny- reached his limit of being able to keep his sanity and live in Amity, so decidedly going on a world wide tour with Dan(Dante) and Ellie to visit all sorts of places. And also decidedly, staying in some places for a good few years because of their love for the place and finding something new to keep themselves sain.
Also, Also Danny- An extreme polyglot with his two only siblings left, who have the most widest and randonest set of skills from all of the world.
Dante- finding out he has a love for the arts, like painting, photography and fashion and is talented at them, but keeps the tough guy act out of habit and weirdness if he suddenly starts acting friendly.
Danielle- finding out her passion is for sports and sciences. Has the ability to apply for the Olympics in a few of her favourite sports but doesn't to not draw attention and has a masters in civil and mechanical engineering.
I love dani traveling around but what I love even more is dani ending up in gotham dragging Danny and dan with her and jazz cuz jazz is supervising obviously
But I think they would end up in crime alley one of the other them would get mugged or attacked and they would do some loony toon ahh thing to get out of it like
Danny phasing through the floor to get out of a gang fight
dan going intangible and walking through someone trying to mug him
dani flying away from someone clearly trying to kidnap her
And jazz smacking someone who was clearly drunk and following her with a pole or brick (she is Steph's kind of person)
These all being witnessed by Jason where he would have one of these options to react
A.) Be concerned that these people all seem to keep getting in trouble
B.) want to take these kids and snag them cuz if they are going on a trip to Gotham then clearly their parents suck (which they do)
C.) he calls one of the others to make sure he isn't hallucinating then disappearing and flying away
Sorry if any of this is not comic accurate but this is a DC x dp idea it doesn't need to be (β γ»β ββ γ»β )