#damnitdarngoshit

TFP Starscream in G1: this is specifically about the era where he's injured and exchanging info for medical help. I firmly believe that the G1 Autobots would have been chomping at the bit to help him get redeemed. They're made to teach kids life lessons AND they accepted Skyfire at the drop of a hat. This goes well for everyone

WFC Starscream in Armada: WFC Starscream has normal trauma and not whatever Armada Starscream had going on so he probably would just stick with the Decepticons. Alas, he can't escape the curse

Bayverse Starscream in TFA: Actually any Starscream would die instantly in TFA. Everyone wanted him dead all the time

One Starscream in TFP: Imagine just getting this leader and then you wake up and it's been MILLIONS OF YEARS? And it turns out he hits you all the time? And you didn't even save Cybertron? He's taking wavewave and leaving (wavewave refuse to go. They also won't tell him where his seekers are? that's weird...). He doesn't actually get anything done he just sort of yells a bunch

Cyberverse Starscream in WFC: Easily one of the most competent Starscreams to ever Starscream. Megaop fuck off to space to have their incredibly homoerotic fight (?) scenes and he just takes over the planet. The fact that he didn't end up winning in Cyberverse is honestly just a matter of the narrative curse, so putting him in a different one should really lead to him at least getting to kill Megatron

G1 Starscream in IDW1: I don't have an explanation for this I just think it's right. They're shaking him around like a dogtoy

TFA Starscream in Bayverse: i mean, he's literally famous for ripping faces off. Starscream never stood a chance

Prime Wars Starscream in IDW2: The question is honestly if he has the patience to do it right. Theoretically, this is a Starscream that knows all the right moves, but only if he doesn't jump the gun and try to kill Megatron in the first five minutes. It's less nothing can stop him and more that no external forces can stop him. Starscream is very capable of stopping himself

Skybound Starscream in One: Only thing worse would be Skybound Shockwave in his place

IDW1 Starscream in EarthSpark: If it's post-Unicron he's just wandering around bothering people until they figure out how to put him back. Perhaps the only Starscream that would make it back to his og universe. If it's in his senator era, he truly does stand a chance of being helped, but only because he would really rather be on Cybertron and thus sees no point in taking over Earth

Armada Starscream in Bishoujo: Fixed.

EarthSpark Starscream in Cyberverse: he lands directly into that therapy cell and actually gets some help for once honestly. Also the universe most likely to accept him so long as he doesn't try to commit genocide. Congrats, EarthSpark Starscream!

IDW2 Starscream in Prime Wars: He gets to be in a universe where he's, like, the main senator instead of an assistant one. This is the happiest he's been. Evil ways delayed by at least a thousand or so years