#dammit benjamin

Ok, so today we went out with an old family friend. It's our tradition every year to go catch up and eat at McDonald's, so right after school my mom picked me and my brothers up and we went off to see her.

Everything was going dandy until the end when my brother said he needed to use the toliet but the last person in there didn't flush so he was scared.

Did I mention my brother had a Big Mac, 2 cups of pop, a small salad with bacon, a medium fries and and an ice cream cone?

And my moms just like, "Take a piece of toliet paper and flush it down."

But he's like, "NOOO. I'm scared :("

And I'm like WTF DUDE. YOU JUST TURNED 10. BE A MANNNNN.

So I say, "Do you want me to flush it for you?"

And he just gets this big grin on his face. So we walk to the men's bathroom and I go inside. Unlike the women's restroom, there is only ONE stall. Is that normal? ._. So I go in and I am not joking when I say this, the last person took a MAJOR dump. I couldn't even see like the white part of the toilet when I looked in.  Then I flush it with my foot for like 8 seconds 'cause there was so much crap when I hear the door open and close. And I'm like, WUT. WHY DID YOU LEAVE BENJAMIN. I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR YOU. So I finish flushing and I leave the stall to see if my brother left.

Ok, not only did he ditch me in the men's washroom but when he left another MAN WALKED IN. And I'm talking about a 23 year old college student (estimation.)

AND HE GOES TO THE URANAL.

AND HE UNZIPS.

WHILE I AM ALONE IN THE CORNER OF THE MEN'S BATHROOM WHERE I JUST FLUSHED DOWN SOME DUDE'S MAJOR DUMP AND SOME GUY IS TAKNG HIS PENIS OUT OF HIS PANTS TO TAKE A PISS.

Ok, I was TERRIFIED. I guess I could have just hid in the stall but I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible, so I ran.

But I also had change in my pocket.

So, I ran across the bathroom with the change in my pocket making the LOUDEST FREAKIN' SOUND EVER and make it out the door.

HOLY CRAP.

Then I walk back to my table and spazz at my brother.

I'm all, "WHY DID YOU DITCH ME IN THE MEN'S WASHROOM!!?!?!??!?"

And he's like, "I WAS SCAREDDDDD."

And I was like ._. are you fucking kidding me.

Then I say,"Ok, well you can go use the washroom now."

WHO KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME!? YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID!?

"Oh it's ok, I don't have to go anymore ;D"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Then he goes and gets another refill.