Robin, showing up to a crime scene with Red Robin and Red Hood to find Ladybug force feeding an apprehended Riddler danishes:
Robin: . . .
Robin: Ladybug, you cannot solve every problem with pastries.
Ladybug, shoving a scone into Riddler's already over stuffed mouth: *gives Robin a flat look*
Ladybug: Watch me.
Red Robin: Honestly, I've yet to see it not work for her.
Red Hood: She bribed a whole gang last week with croissants.
Ladybug: It's called diplomacy.
Robin: It's called bribery.
Ladybug, considering Robin: *holds out a macaron*
Robin: *stares at it a moment before taking it*
Robin: ... I won't tell Batman.
Red Robin, munching on a muffin: This is how Gotham falls.
Red Hood, nodding with a cookie: Pastry bribes.
___
I picture Riddler quietly choking in the background as Ladybug smothers him with more and more pastries. She's not bribing so much as threatening death by overconsumption.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I like to imagine in a world of Daminette, when Talia finds out her boy is dating she might, possibly go on a "no one is worthy of my child" streak and then she meets the girl and its like:
Talia:*on a far away rooftop, staring through the rifle
Marinette:* in the distance, walks into a lamp pole repeatedly
Talia: why my child, are you trying to spite me in some form or fashion?
Also
Marinette: what the fuck does the LoA want with me
Talia: why do you even know who I am
Marinette: hi my name is Marinette and my cult is your neighbour
Talia: what
Marinette: behold, the celestial guardian, nice to meet you
Talia:*who just saw her drop a bag of flour on herself
Bruce Wayne's Headache Classification System Chapter 5
You can read it on ao3 here!
A/N: *Strolls in three and a half years later.*
You would never believe the traffic on the way here.
I rewrote this chapter five times!! Every time I thought I had something, I found out that I hated it. Finally, FINALLY, found a version that I liked.
Is it perfect? No. But it's done, and if the urge to ever write the follow-up where Damian and Marinette get together, Marinette wins over the family, and the whole Gotham curse situation gets resolved ever grabs me by the throat, I'll have a much better jumping off point than the limbo it has existed in for the last three years. Now, without any further ado!
Chapter 5:
Bruce lasts all of an hour - a frustrating, hair-pulling, concerning hour driving him to a state of manic paranoia, and opening three more case files alluding to the magical events happening in Paris he had worryingly missed - before he concludes that his sons vastly underestimated the amount of trouble Paris, and one Miss Dupain-Cheng, happened to be.Â
Concern is an understatement of the utmost kind. And that migraine he drove away remerges with a vengeance on par with his own mission.Â
Paris was essentially besieged by a magical terrorist for years. And no one knew. Not a peep from the UN, or the EU, not a call to the Justice League, not a contemporary mention on social media. Nothing. Itâs like Paris became a sinkhole for all information regarding the situation for years. All the tourists never mentioned it, and none of the citizens ever complained.Â
And then, a year ago, the information slowly leaked out. Fits and bursts, seen as an internet joke, but with enough evidence to prove it true, if you knew where to look.
And it was hard to look.Â
If Bruce were not overwhelmingly familiar with how magic could fool the mind, directing it away from certain modes of thinking, knowledge so obviously right there in front of you, he would have missed it. But he worked with the impossible every day. Trained his mind and his body to look past the obvious into what lay hidden beneath. The magic, and he doubted it was anything but magic, at play here lay quiet and hidden until it needed to obfuscate, and then it showed itself with force.Â
Too bad he knew how to fight back.Â
Already, he could tell that the focus of attacks circled Collège Françoise Dupont, the very school Dupain-Cheng attended. Attacks continued on through the years, varying wildly, always seeming to circle a core group of people. People who, through the few social media posts Bruce could find on the girl, were in the young womanâs social circle.Â
Frustration bit deep as, at every turn, the internet refused to give him the answers he sought. His head pounded, trying to make sense of what had happened in Paris for the last six years.Â
An alert cut through his research-induced fog.Â
Tim: Patrol ended early. Jason and Damian are fighting in the caveÂ
Tim: Damian has his swords outÂ
Tim: Might need some backupÂ
Tim: pls
Bruce sighs. Heavily.Â
Like clockwork, a pain at the base of his neck builds into a fever pitch, his why-did-I-think-children-were-a-good-idea headache hitting full force. Heading for the hidden entrance to the cave, he preps himself for breaking up a fight between his two volatile sons.Â
Clanging metal hits his ears the second the elevator doors open. Angry yelling registers next.Â
âThat the best you can do, demon brat?âÂ
âCome closer and face me like a man, Todd!âÂ
âWhat? Like how you trapped me after your little girlfriend made me think you were dying!?âÂ
Bruce grits his teeth; why are they acting like untrained children? Racing to the cave's open area, he finds Jason dodging away from furious sword strikes. Tim sits over by the computer. Amused, concerned, and filming on his phone. While Dick stands off to the side, looking three seconds away from jumping in. âWhat in the world is going on here!â he yells. Four heads swivel to face him.Â
âDamian attacked me!â Jasonâs eyes shine a bright, toxic green, glinting in the cave's dim light.Â
Damian growls, face twisted in anger. âI told you to cease your baseless slander of Marinette. You continued to do so, and I demonstrated the consequences of such a poor decision.âÂ
âAww, are you sad because Iâm being mean to your little girlfriend?â Jason mocks, grin jagged like spikes. âGrow a pair, Dami.âÂ
âHow about I take yours for recompense,â his youngest hisses.Â
âEnough!â Bruce orders, using the voice his kids knew meant business. All four straighten up in an instant. âYou both are acting like children.âÂ
Jason shakes off the reprimand first and blanches, âBut he-â
Damian quickly bristles, âIâm just-â
âCease.âÂ
Reluctantly, both boys settle, tension still suffusing the air with the promise of violence yet unwrought. Bruce grunts, walking down the steps to the platform, the occasional wrong movement a jar to his broken ribs. âYou are all trained vigilantes, professionals. And yet you canât complete a simple patrol without devolving into pointless bickering.âÂ
Jason and Damian refuse to meet his eyes, staring at the ground as if it will save them. It wonât.
âWhat happened?â The order barely bothers to be a question.Â
âI made the decision to cut the patrol short,â Dick answers, jumping in like his eldest clearly wanted to from the start. âLow chatter on the police comms, no rouges out of Arkham-â
âBesides Harls and Ives,â Jason mutters.Â
Dick waves him off. âThey hardly count these days, besides, theyâre vacationing in Brazil this month-â
âWhich means theyâre terrorizing deforesters in the Amazon,â Tim points out blandly. And, yes, he is likely correct. But Bruce long gave up on containing Ivy, and she kept her destruction to industrial equipment and scaring the living daylights out of reckless loggers. Compromises.Â
Whatever kept her busy enough to stop her from besieging Arkham to get at the Joker.Â
Dick continues without missing a beat. âWhich is not here, and thus not our problem. So, I said weâd all do one last check of our areas and call it a night because we could all use the sleep-â
âBecause someone was up early primping and preening for his little date,â Jason says, sneering in Damianâs direction.
âIt was not a date,â Damian shoots back. âIt was an enjoyable outing, with. A. Friend.â
âThatâs not what the pictures Stephanie sent look like,â Tim says, scrolling through his phone. Nose scrunching in disbelief. âDid you really pull out her chair for her?âÂ
Damianâs face turns a vibrant shade of red, turning to face Tim. âWhat?â he growls, body tensing like he was set to pounce. Bruce brought himself closer to block the easy path from his youngest to Tim.Â
âDamian,â he intones, putting as much disapproval in his sonâs name as possible. âStop acting like a child and control yourself.â Damian breathes deep. Had he been a dragon, there would be sparks thrashing in the air, barely leashing his anger, tension radiating off him. Bruce nods to his eldest to continue his report.Â
âRight, yeah. So everyone circles out, when Jason-â
âDonât put this on me, Dick. I didnât start this.âÂ
Tim scoffs. âYeah, you kinda did.âÂ
Damian sneers, bearing his teeth. âTo instigate conflict in the field demonstrates the foibles of the weak and inferior.âÂ
âIâll show you inferior, ya little piece of shit.â Jason makes a lunge for Damian, who flips onto the railing. Bruce barely restrains Jason from engaging, to the detriment of his ribs. With an inch on him and the raging strength of a pissed-off bull, Bruce hates feeling his age, and tonight is a damn good example of that.Â
âAnyway!â Dick yells, gathering the attention back to himself. âJason insults Damianâs new gir-âÂ
Damianâs scowl deepens.Â
âDamianâs new friend. Damian challenges him over the comm. Jason threatens him back. I say no chatter on the comms-â
âOracle said no chatter on the comms,â Tim corrects.Â
Dick throws up his hands, exasperation pouring off him. âWhatever! Can I stop getting interrupted? Babs tells us off, we all come back here because interpersonal fighting has no place in the field,â he stresses, looking pointedly between Damian and Jason. Both of whom are turned away and barely engaged. âThen, Jason insulted Marinette again. Damian pulled his sword, and the rest is as you saw.âÂ
âSo, behavior I taught you all better never to bring into the mission,â Bruce glares. Dick raises his hands again, as if washing himself of the responsibility, which was exactly the opposite of what Bruce expected of him when he asked his eldest to take point on patrol.Â
âDonât look at me,â says Tim, swiveling back to the batcomputer. âIâm just the messenger.âÂ
Jason wrenches out of Bruceâs hold and hisses out a stinging, âFucking narc.âÂ
Damian ignores it completely. âThis is harassment! I am attempting to cement a civilian connection, which you all have badgered me to do on several occasions, and these worthless wastes of oxygen-â
âWow, thatâs a little harsh,â Dick mutters.
Damian glares viciously, â-are turning the entire affair into a vaudeville side show!âÂ
Jason scoffs loudly, bringing the attention back to himself. âYeah, no way, I donât buy girlie pop as a civilian. She knows way too much magic and way too many tricks not to be a plant. And whatâs concerning is you donât fucking seem to care, Demon brat.âÂ
âShe is not a plant.â Damian shoots back, pacing above while the rest of them look on in shocked amazement. His youngest is rarely this demonstrative, especially in defense of another. âShe is not a trick from my mother, or a floozy trying to use our family status to raise rank. She is a fashion designer from Paris who knows magic, thatâs it!â Damianâs voice grew higher and more frantic as he belabored his point.Â
Bruce grunts again as the pain in his head grows from mildly problematic to throbbing; a prime example of his something-is-wrong-here-but-I-donât-know-what-yet headache. He powers through, trying to bring reason to the conversation. âDamian, your brothers explained the situation, and further investigation has proved sparse. Sheâs a ghost. Youâre allowing your judgment to be compromised.âÂ
Damianâs jaw ticks, furious green eyes narrow, and Bruce holds back a wince at how much he resembles his mother in this exact moment. âI have run myself through the magical influence protocols. Richard ran them on me a second time. I am functioning with a perfectly sound body and mind-â
Snort. âDebatable,â mutters Tim.Â
âYour days are numbered, Drake.âÂ
âDamiâŚâ Dick sighs, tentative chiding, lacing his words. It only serves to irritate. Damian bristles at the mollifying tone.Â
âNo, this was your fault we all ended in this mess, and now you blame me for doing all that I could to win!? Marinette did nothing more than follow my requests and utilize her skillset. It is not illegal to have magic-â
Bruce is not a fan of any interference in the city - metas or magic, all of it could turn on a dime. Even the best-trained supers could fall to influences that occurred all too often in his city. âThere is a strict no metas in Gotham policy, Damian. And for good reason.âÂ
Damian actually rolls his eyes. âA policy which, beyond the super community - a community Marinette is not a part of - you have no actual way of enforcing beyond financial enticement to leave, disguised as charity from Wayne Enterprises. Marinette chose to attend school here-âÂ
âSuspicious,â Jason sneers, and Bruce resists the urge to groan; he does not need further commentary riling Damian up.
Defensive and on edge, Damian sends another withering glare in Jasonâs direction. âNo, itâs not. She had no wish to remain in her country after the actions of the magical terrorists that besieged them. That is rather common from what I hear.âÂ
âYeah, but normal people donât jump out of the frying pan and into the radioactive acid bath,â Tim says, leaning over the railing with a contemplative look on his face. A comparison Bruce finds quite salient. For all that he loves his city, finds purpose in protecting it from the dregs of humanity, it is not a safe city. If you want a break, and he couldnât blame the girl for wanting a break if even a little of what he found about the situation in Paris was true, then Gotham was a frankly ridiculous choice.Â
âWhy would you escape a city with one terrorist to a city hosting a dozen, plus gangs, and the occasional alien invasion!?âÂ
âFind me a major city on earth that has avoided having one alien invasion in it by this point,â Damian sneers back.Â
âDamian-â he starts again, his head aching with the clear pain of why-is-stubborness-genetic but his youngest remains a bulwark of refusal, stiffening his shoulders with a determined edge that triples the pain in Bruce's head.
âNo. I proved I am under no outside influences twice. There is no compulsion to steal, reveal information, or engage in self-destructive behavior. Marinette openly and fully admitted to using magic; she is not trying to hide anything. Your suspicion is needless.â Here, he turns to Jason. âAnd your words are vulgar and untrue, and if you persist upon this course, I will demand retribution.âÂ
He needed to nip this in the bud yesterday. âDamian, you attack your brother, and youâre benched.â Damianâs jaw flexes as he fights to hold back whatever he clearly wants to say. Restraint it may be, but Damian clearly wants to throw caution to the wind and lose it on his older brother.Â
Meanwhile, Jason leans back against the wall with a dark smirk. âYou, demon brat, are letting your dick think for you for the first time, and Iâm gonna laugh and say I told you so when this blows up in your face.â Â
âI am doing no such thing,â Damian hisses, hands clenched on the cave railing, white and leaking rage. âYou may allow your base feelings to run rampant, but mine are thoroughly subjected to reason. Which is why all of you are wrong.âÂ
âYou have no proof, Damian.âÂ
Damianâs smile turns haughty and cold. âWell, neither do you.â Huffing, he draws into himself, walls slamming down, cutting himself off from anything else they might say. âI see that no amount of words will sway you from your preconceptions. I find it galling, Father, that you would let bias overcome reasoning.âÂ
âYour actions arenât doing much to persuade me otherwise, son.âÂ
âTt. I see.â Bruce wishes to cross the gorge that's wrenched open between them, but Damian is already turning on his heel in the shower's direction. âWhen all this plays out as I have said, I will expect an apology for your mistrust.âÂ
âYeah, when hell freezes over,â Jason shoots back, but Damian doesnât reengage. The door to the lockers slams with a definitive clang.Â
Silence lingers; the hum of the Batcomputer and the occasional rustle of wings do little to alleviate tension so thick they could swim through it.Â
âWell,â says a clipped, clear voice from above. Bruce turns to see Alfred, standing on the stairs, quiet as a mouse. âI do believe that went down rather like a lead balloon,â Alfredâs wry comment canât even bring a bit of levity to the situation for Bruce, who, on top of his headache, is battling a deep fear that his son is in over his head.Â
And how odd is that? Damian is his one child he knows can handle matters of an interpersonal nature with the distance their job requires. But this? Battling between believing the best in a person and the danger they might pose?Â
That is never a fight Bruce wished for his children.Â
âBruce, that was the exact opposite of talking to Damian separately. He has an entirely different perspective on this whole situation than we do,â Dick reprimands. And while his eldest is correct, after his own research on the case, Bruce finds himself increasingly agreeing with Jason and Tim that the girl is hardly what she seems.Â
âWell, I didnât see you jumpinâ in to defend the girl, golden boy,â Jason sneers. âCome on, do we really believe that this chick isnât dangerous?âÂ
âThere is a distinct difference between dangerous,â Alfred cuts in. âAnd a danger to us.âÂ
âA distinction that doesnât matter if we canât find any information to tell us which she is, Alfred,â says Tim. âEspecially when sheâs around Damian, who is hardly the most subtle person regarding our skills and occupation.âÂ
âYou mean the fact that we run around at night in suits and beat people up?â drawls Jason. âOr the fact heâs a recovering cult assassin?âÂ
âDamian is an adult; heâs been keeping our family secrets quiet for his entire life. Heâs not gonna drop the information to a girl he just met, even if he is crushing on her,â Dick says. âI do worry whether heâs trusting her too quickly, though, because of thatâŚâÂ
Alfred would never dignify shrugging, but Bruce imagines this would be a moment where he would. âI hardly think it matters at this point whether that is a wise choice of action or not, Master Dick. Master Damian has set his course and is not to be deterred from it.â The look he pins Bruce with speaks volumes about where he thinks that tendency stemmed from. Bruce would like to counterpoint with TaliaâsâŚÂ everything. âA rather common trait in this family, I do believe.â All three of his boys find elsewhere to look at, while Bruce stands against the accusation alone.Â
Traitors.Â
Even still, the situation pings all of his internal alarms, and heâs not gonna let his youngestâs safety rely on a feeling of trust. âAs much as I would like to believe in Damianâs judgement, the situation is concerning enough that I believe our worries are justified and not simply paranoia. Weâll have to remain vigilant if Damian doesnât approach the situation with the caution that a foreign unknown agent requires.âÂ
Alfredâs sigh carries a disappointed air, but the man merely nods. âVery well, sir. Merely keep in check that your worry does not turn into an unfounded witch hunt, lest you alienate a woman who may be innocent.â Observing them all with a discerning glance. âI see that all your limbs are attached and unmarred. Are there any injuries that I can not see?â he asks, pointedly glancing in Timâs direction.Â
Tim huffs. âIâm not the only one who hides injuries.âÂ
âNo, but you are the only one lacking a spleen, Master Timothy.âÂ
âPatrol was quiet, Alfred, weâre all good,â confirms Dick.Â
âThen I shall bid you all a good night.âÂ
Bruce grunts as Alfred heads back upstairs, massaging the side of his head as it goes from aching to throbbing with the distinct edge of I-donât-know-how-to-solve-this, which is a sensation he utterly despises. Heâs Batman, solving situations is his entire job.Â
âTim, have you or Barbara found anything on Dupain-Cheng or the Paris situation in general?â he asks. Maybe they had better luck than him.Â
Timâs demeanor darkens. âNo, and I donât know if weâre going to find anything, either. Itâs a communication blackout and seemingly citywide psychosis. Itâs an acknowledged fact that attacks happened in Paris from 20XX to 20XX, but nobody else knew about it at the time.â Tim sighs and runs a hand through his hair. âAs for Dupain-Cheng, and any sort of social media the girl may have had in that time period, is sparing at best, and outright glitched at worst.âÂ
âContact Diana, Paris was her home base until recently; she might have more insight as to what happened there than we do.â Bruce hesitates, thinking of the pain this next request will bring. âAnd see if you can pin down John Constantine for a chat. Heâll be better versed in magical methods of obfuscation.âÂ
Jason scoffs. âGood luck with that, old man. Constantineâs a mindfuck on a good day.â He strides over to his bike.Â
âAnd where do you think youâre going?â he asks.
Jason waves him off. âTo go beat someone up, or blow something up, Iâll decide on the way.âÂ
âIf itâs the latter, be sure itâs condemned and fully abandoned,â yells Tim.Â
âIf the former, anyone from Penguinâs current goon pool would be great,â Dick chimes in. âI think theyâre smuggling heroin in through the harbor to Blud. If you get any info, text me.âÂ
Jason grunts, kicking the stand on his bike and shoving the helmet over his head. Bruce wishes for the right words to say, but with how on edge his second son looks, he fears saying the wrong thing will send him tumbling into a rage. Soon enough, itâs just Tim, Dick, and him in the cave.Â
Tim stretches and suppresses a yawn. âWell, if Damian is gonna make his lack of judgment a public issue, I'd better prepare our PR people to engage in damage control.âÂ
âIn the morning, Tim,â he orders.Â
Tim narrows his eyes. âBut-â
âSend the messages to the Leaguers, but leave PR alone. They wonât be awake at this hour anyway, and neither should you. Youâre still recovering after forty-eight plus hours awake.â Tim grumbles but obliges, which is good because Bruce is suddenly hit by his own wave of exhaustion that barrels over him like a hurricane. Getting old sucks.Â
âIn the meantime, what should we do about Damian?â Tim asks.Â
Bruce sighs. âAs Dick said, heâs an adult. I canât ground him or restrict his movements.â Not that he could do that easily when Damian actually was a child, but there was an attempt. âAll we can do is keep an eye out and be vigilant.âÂ
âArenât we always?â Tim yawns. âIâm crashing here tonight. I donât feel like driving back to the city. Are you coming in to work tomorrow?âÂ
âIâm still technically out on leave for a few more days.âÂ
âAnd your ribs are still healing,â says Dick. âTake the time, Bruce, the company can handle itself.âÂ
âYou would say that,â grumbles Tim as he leaves. âYouâre not the one making sure it doesnât collapse out from underneath itself, when itâs left alone for two minutes like an understimulated toddler without an iPad.âÂ
âNight, Tim,â Dick calls out. Tim waves back halfheartedly, disappearing through the elevator.
âStaying the night, chum?âÂ
Dick nods, stifling a yawn. âBruce, youâve gotta be careful with this one. Alfredâs right, Damianâs not in a state to be persuaded, and if we push him too farâŚâÂ
âThe situation could spiral before we know how to handle it.â He hoped Diana, or even Constantine, would have answers to give him. A direction on how to approach the situation. Because his current method was only alienating Damian. âI wish I could have gotten a chance to speak with him before all this happened.â Poor planning on his part; curse his migraine. Now his son sits against him, even if he brings valid points to the table. While Dupain-Cheng may have remained pleasant for the brief time at the store, that did not mean she always would be. And she had far too much power at her fingertips for them to remain off guard.Â
âDoubling down on the warnings when he was already riled did not help.â Bruce turns away, grunting. His son was right, but he didnât have to say it. Dick sighs. âIâm gonna get some sleep. Donât stay up too late.âÂ
Bruce sits at the computer. Finding what little Barbara and Tim have compiled, he reads over their findings. Opening a new file, and ignoring the lingering ache shooting up the back of his neck - the same one whenever heâs staring down the barrel of a dangerous situation, he starts fresh, maybe this time heâll find what he didnât before.
His family and city might depend on it.
A/N: This is for everyone who has commented, kudos, shared, and recced this story. Thank you. Thank you for loving it as I have loved it. It was never far from my mind, and I always wanted to complete it. I'm glad that I could finally put words to a page, and I only hope they are a somewhat fitting end to this story.
Do I ever see myself continuing in this world? Maybe. Never say never. I finally finished this story, didn't I? For now, though, thank you once again, and see you later.
The year continued to pass at an alarming rate, though Bruce no longer got in Marinetteâs face about not belonging in Gotham - or with Damian, if that was the issue. Whether he was biding his time or he truly accepted that she was stubborn enough to stay was anyoneâs guess but she hoped it was the latter, if only for Dick and Damianâs sakes. Before she knew it, Damianâs birthday was fast approaching and she and Dick were colluding with Jon to make the day extra special.Â
The previous year, when theyâd still been dancing around each other, she had only made him a cake and bought a pair of cufflinks she thought would suit him. This year? Theyâd been together for over six months and she had already sewn several articles of clothing, crocheted a few plushies, and planned to make an entire feast of his favourite foods. Let it not be said that she was taking this relationship lightly.Â
The other part of her plansâŚshe wanted to share her secrets with him. Tikki had been locked safely back in the box since her first semester at universitĂŠ but she was going to bring her out so that she could get her advice and inform her of her decision. As the grand guardian of the miracle box it was her choice alone but that didnât mean she didnât still want her kwamiâs input when she was making big decisions. Besides, a short trip outside the box would probably make the god of creation extremely happy, so she was going to bake a whole batch of macarons for Tikki to take back for the others.Â
The day before Damianâs birthday, Jon showed up to spend the day with him, the plan being that they would have fun before returning him home. Then, Jon would stay the night so that after Damian had opened his gifts he could take Dick over to Wallyâs house for a sleepover, leaving the soulmates blissfully alone for the night.Â
The plan went off without a hitch, and Marinette set up their candlelit dinner on the roof on the evening of Damianâs birthday. She took a deep breath before trying to cram her nerves into a box so she wasnât impeded when explaining this part of her life to him. Gotham vigilantes were well known for disliking all who practiced magic, and magic wasnât something she could just give up without destroying her life, so she had every right to feel nervous but she wished she didnât. Damian had been the perfect soulmate over the past months and she felt secure enough that he wouldnât just dismiss her the moment she said or did something he didnât approve of or like.Â
âThis looks wonderful, Starling,â he murmured when he finally arrived, and she almost leapt out of her skin at his sudden appearance. He seemed half-amused, half-concerned by her jumpiness and held onto her upper arms loosely to keep her steady. âAre you alright?âÂ
âFine!â she squeaked, blushing when he raised a sceptical eyebrow, though he didnât press her for information. âIâm fine, just a little nervous.âÂ
âWhat is making you nervous? Surely you do not think I would be anything but charmed by your efforts to make my birthday memorable,â he said softly, hands sliding down to her own before bringing one up to kiss her fingertips. The gesture had become familiar quickly and it soothed the part of her that wanted to run, just enough that she could breathe again.Â
âI was a superheroine,â she blurted, completely unable to take the pressure building within her anymore. When he blinked at her, eyes firmly on hers and hands remaining in her own. âAnd, um, I kind of, maybe, have the responsibility of watching over more than a dozen little gods because the alternative is losing all my memories from the time I was fourteen, and Iâve been nervous about telling you because I know you hate magic users but thereâs nothing I can do about it and thatâs kind of terrifying and I really like being with you and-âÂ
âMarinette, breathe,â he instructed, placing a hand on her cheek and keeping her close. âI do not hate magic users, and I especially do not think I am capable of hating you. More than a dozen little gods?âÂ
âWe should sit down,â she said begrudgingly, hating the thought of him releasing her so they could eat their dinner. Thankfully, he kept hold of her hand as he maneuvered them to sit down at the table, twirling her before seating her in his lap. Highly impractical but she relished the contact as he picked an hors-d'oeuvre from the table and ate it.Â
Over the course of their dinner, she gave him as much information as she could, and he was receptive to it all. He was curious about the tiny gods, obviously, but his questions leaned more towards how it would affect her in the future. If she had doubted at all that telling him was the right decision, that assured her it was. It was a relief to tell him everything and, when she finally ran out of things to say, he let silence fall between them.Â
âThank you, for sharing this with me,â he said softly, pressing a kiss to the crook of her neck. âI am unsure whether I am worthy of knowing it, and I am honoured that you believe me to have earned the privilege. My only concern is that you do not know my entire past and I worry that it will change your perception. I do not want you to regret sharing this with me but I cannot imagine you will be pleased that I did not share soone-âÂ
âDamian,â she interrupted firmly, twisting in his hold until she was looking him in the eye. âWhateverâs in your past, itâs past. And just because Iâm sharing this with you doesnât mean I expect you to tell me everything youâve been keeping private. Iâm telling you this because Iâm ready to tell you, not for any other reason, okay?âÂ
âThank you,â he murmured again before kissing her languidly and pushing all other thoughts away.
_ _ _Â
Dick arrived back home the day after Damianâs birthday and immediately started gushing about his sleepover at Wallyâs place to Marinette. She grinned at his enthusiasm, listening as she prepared their lunch and started the sauce for dinner. Damian had gone to visit Jason, his father and Tim for the morning as he hadnât bothered to see them the day before. Jason had understood his desire to have his actual birthday for the family he had chosen for himself, even if Bruce had practically pouted about being treated as lesser than Marinette.Â
âAnd then, Barry said he could take us for a run - but Walls said it was a bad idea if I didnât want to end up eating a bunch of bugs, so we just watched him race around the garden doing tricks and stuff,â Dick laughed, leaning forward and snagging a couple of the carrot sticks Marinette was preparing. âBut I might ask him to take me around some time, just for fun. There arenât all that many people who can say the Flash gives them piggybacks, you know?âÂ
âOh yeah, even if you only ever do it once it would be an experience,â she nodded sagely, tossing him another carrot stick before he could reach for one again. âI should ask Damian to take me out with the grappling hook, Iâll bet itâs way different to the old Miraculous teamâs transportation. Chatâs baton wasâŚinteresting.âÂ
âIs that a euphemism?â asked Dick, wrinkling his nose in disgust while Marinette started laughing outright. âOh, gross, if you tell me you hooked up with one of the Parisian heroes-âÂ
âYouâll what?â she shot back, raising an eyebrow. âI was a person before I became your maman, Dick. But what I was referring to was his actual baton, a magical weapon he used to be able to extend at will and used to leap tall buildings. I doubt itâs anything like a grappling hook, so it would be nice to compare it.âÂ
âNo, you didnât exist before Damian conjured you up to be my mother,â Dick said stubbornly, scowling again when she giggled again, and pointed his finger at her sternly. âLook, I can pretend you and Damian are just making out occasionally if you donât burst my bubble with logic and I would appreciate it if you let my delusions stand. God, why are you trying to traumatise me? Havenât I been through enough?âÂ
âIsnât it kind of my job to traumatise you?â she asked with a raised eyebrow. The look he gave her was enough to make her giggle again, throwing him another carrot stick as appeasement when he looked offended. âDick, mon cher, if the idea of me having a life traumatises you then we should probably get you therapy because thatâs not normal. My parents raised me to be very aware of their lives before they had me and Iâm just fine.âÂ
âWell thatâs different because youâre French,â he argued, just as the apartment door opened and Damian walked through to them. âDami, tell Maman that it isnât normal for parents to suggest they had sex lives before they knew you.âÂ
âI would not say that I am the benchmark for a normal childhood,â Damian mused, stepping around the counter and kissing Marinette hello. âWhy are we discussing sexual encounters in the kitchen?âÂ
âNot important,â smiled Marinette, continuing her vegetable prep and supplying Dick with more carrot sticks. Dick scoffed and she narrowed her eyes at him but he was undeterred.Â
âYou just donât want Dami to know one of the Paris heroes gave you a good time with his magic stick,â he muttered, making Marinette flush slightly and Damian raise an eyebrow at her. It didnât look like he was offended by the insinuation but they hadnât really discussed past relationships beyond what he already knew from her background check.Â
âI think we should make all conversations about sexual activities off limits where we prepare food,â offered Damian, pressing his hand to her side in a way that comforted her. âWhat we should probably discuss is our plans for Christmas this year. Father brought it up when I visited and suggested we should all gather at the manor.âÂ
Nodding and listening as Dick and Damian began outlining pros and cons for having Christmas with the rest of the Waynes, Marinette couldnât help but smile. Only Damian could so swiftly derail a conversation in a completely nonchalant way. She was slightly concerned about the comment on his childhood but didnât want to draw attention to it before he was ready so she let it go.Â
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Damian strained his eyes in the darkness of his apartment. The atmosphere was unusually quiet for this time of day. Normally Marinette would be buzzing about, still somehow full of energy despite a day spent submersed in a creative cloud. He didnât even hear any of the soft music she played when she was having a particularly difficult day.Â
Just silence.Â
Concerned, he made his way through the empty rooms until he came to the door of her studio, shut tight, a dim light glowing from underneath. He knocked, and though no answer came, he could hear her crying softly on the other side.Â
âMarinette?â
He pushed on the door, concern growing as he met resistance, until he was finally able to get through.Â
The studio was a wreck, and not in the normal Marinette way. Instead of scraps of fabric and paper tossed aside in a haze of careless creativity, the room looked like a tornado had gone through. Spools of thread, pencils, paperâanything small enoughâhad been thrown from its place. Pages of her design sketchbook were ripped out and her mannequin was tipped over, white fabric pooling around it on the floor.Â
 He rushed over to where she sat, curled up against the wall and knelt next to her.
âWhat happened? Are you hurt?â
Damian reached out gently to stroke her hair, turning her face towards him.
âPlease, darling, tell me whatâs wrong.â
She sat up, wiping her eyes, and handed him a card that had been on the floor next to her. A wedding invitation was clipped in the middle, and he set that aside before reading the handwritten message.
Dear Marinette,
I know you said you didnât want to hear from me, but Adrien, and Maman and Papa, thought it would be good for me to write to you. After all, it has been three years since everything that happened.
The reason Iâm writing is that Adrien and I are getting married! I was hoping that you would consider making a wedding dress for me. You are the best designer I know, and I trust that you would have no trouble creating the perfect dress for me. Please let me know how much it will cost. Adrien says price is no issue, so donât even consider a family discount!
Your wedding invitation is enclosed. Please come, and bring your fiance!Â
I hope youâre doing well in Gotham.
Your sister,
Marisol
Damian looked up, confused.
âYou have a sister?â
âShe is not my sister. My parents adopted her when I was twenty.â
âMarinette, my love, I know how hard it is to accept adopted siblingsââ
âDonât.â
She pushed him away and stood up, hands clenched so hard her knuckles were white.
âDonât try to convince me I should talk to her,â Marinette snapped, snatching the letter out of his hands. âThis situation is not the same as yours was. You donât know anything about it.â
She stormed out of the room, cursing under her breath when her foot caught on a piece of fabric sheâs thrown to the floor. A few moments later he heard cabinets slamming in the kitchen.
Damian found her there, arms crossed over her chest as she waited for the kettle to heat the water.
âIâm sorry,â she said, staring at the floor. âI took my anger out on you, and that wasnât ok.â
âIâm sorry, too. I shouldnât have said anything until I knew more about the situation. Especially since I know youâre the kind of person who would normally accept an adopted sibling without hesitation.â
She broke out into sobs again. Damian pulled her into his arms, running his fingers through her disheveled hair as she buried her face in his chest. He held her until the kettle was finished, then kissed the top of her head and sent her into the living room while he prepared tea for them.Â
âI donât like to talk about her. Iâve told you some of the story already, and wanted to tell you everything. But thinking about her is upsetting. Speaking about it is almost impossible. All my words and feelings get jumbled up.â
Damian put their steaming mugs on the coffee table, then sat next to Marinette on the sofa and intertwined their fingers.
âStart at the beginning and tell me how you got to this,â he said, kissing her cheek. âAnd remember that I love you, and nothing youâre about to say can change that.â
She stared off to the side, chewing nervously on her bottom lip. He reached up with his free hand and pulled her lip free of her teeth, tapping gently so she would stop. Her blue eyes flicked to him.Â
âYou already know some of this story,â she began after a few moments of silence. âHawkmoth held me captive, I was rescued, and we were able to defeat him shortly after.â
Her gaze returned off to the side, and he squeezed her hand, hating the thought of her being alone and afraid.Â
âThe whole story isâŚa lot worse. Gabriel kidnapped me and held me in his basement next to his wife. He even faked a ransom demand to my parents, and then offered to pay it, as a kind gesture for one of his sonâs good friends. He created some sort of akuma or sentibeing to study me, to find out everything about me. He took my miraculous and drugged me so I couldnât fight back. And then after he was done studying me, he created a sentibeing to be a perfect copy of me.
âAnd she was. Sentinette was exactly like me, as far as anyone could tell, and she took over my life. Any differences, especially in the beginning, were passed off as trauma from the kidnapping.â
Marinette let go and reached forward for her mug, holding it with both hands as she blew gently across the top and took a tentative sip. She was quiet for a moment as she watched the little, swirling wisp of steam.
âHer goal, of course, since she was controlled by Hawkmoth, was to get Chat Noirâs miraculous. He must have learned from Nathalieâs mistakes with Sentibug, because Sentinette played the long game. I mean, I had always told Chat that I wasnât interested in being with him, and after Sentibug, he would be suspicious if Ladybug was suddenly into him.Â
âSo she started off keeping him at arm's length, and then slowly acted as though she was coming around, and became Chat Noirâs Perfect Woman, and everyone elseâs Perfect Marinette. Everyone fell in love with her. She rekindled a relationship with my parents, because it had been suffering from me living a double life. She was everything to everyone.
âThe only person who ever voiced any concern about the difference was the girl who had tried to bully me when we were in school. Lila Rossi. Gabriel had hired her as a model and a spy to keep Adrien in check, but with this plan in play, anything Lila had to say fell on deaf ears. He fired her and publicly backed Sentinette. And no one saw anything strange about that.â
She laughed bitterly, her chest heaving with a half-controlled sob, and she pressed one hand to her sternum.Â
âAdrien fell in love with her, and at some point she also fell in love with him. I donât think Hawkmoth really saw that part coming, but he should have, because thatâs really what was his undoing. She loved them all, and because she was essentially made from me, she felt guilty about it. And Gabriel didnât know about my pickpocket tendencies, so she was able to pickpocket her amok away from him, and told Adrien her secret identity. Well, my secret identity actually. I think she knew that he wouldnât trust her if she said she was a sentibeing, so she kept pretending to be me, long enough to work out a rescue plan.
âShe rescued me, and then all hell broke loose because at that point Gabriel knew heâd lost. And you already know how that went.â
âYes,â he replied. âAs you know, Wonder Woman forced us to stay out of it. But my father insisted on watching footage of the battle.â
âThe hardest stuff mostly happened after Hawkmoth went down. Everyone was totally shocked to find out that Iâd been gone the whole time, and that Sentinetteâor Marisol as she likes to be called nowâhad been living my life.â
She took another sip, still clutching the tea tightly in both hands, then scooted herself back. She pulled her legs up and rested the hot mug on her knees.Â
âI heard apology after apology for people not realizing I had been gone. And I couldnât really be angry about it, you know?â She scoffed. âGabriel gave Sentinette everything she needed to be the Perfect Marinette.
âShe was me. For six months. Lived in my apartment. Slept in my bed, shopped at my market, helped my parents in the bakery like a good daughter. Everywhere I went, she was there. Even in my childhood home. I couldnât be comforted by my own family because she was there. After everything that happened, my parents still accepted her as their daughter and gave her my old bedroom.
âI came back and I was a stranger in my own life. I couldnât be in my home, couldnât sleep in my bed or use my kitchen, or wear the clothes I made with my own hands because she was in everything.
âShe took everything. All the people I loved, everything I had. And I couldnât even hate her for it, because she was a sentibeing, with no choice in any of it.
âAdrien tried to tell me that all the love he felt for her was for me, but I could tell in his eyes it wasnât true. He never even saw me until she came along.â
He clicked his tongue. Agreste was a blind fool, and Damian felt his ire rise at the mere idea that anyone would think a copy could ever be as wonderful as his Marinette. Â
âAnd for all that she was like me, there were some things that were so different, and thatâs what makes me so angry about it. She went to my classes at ESMOD, and her performance there was a disaster. If Gabriel hadnât helped her, she would have completely ruined my education, because somehow he wasnât able to give her any creativity.Â
Her free hand waved through the air, sloshing tea on her black leggings. He removed the mug and set it next to his on the coffee table.Â
âThatâs why it hurts so much. In six months she never created anything, and not a single person who has ever said they love me noticed. I was in a cage while she pretended to be me, and they should have noticed! They should have known the difference but they were so pleased with the Perfect Marinette.â
He pulled her to him as tears streamed down her face, rubbing gentle circles on her back. After a moment she pulled away.  Â
âFor a little while, I think people understood, and even shared, my reluctance to accept her. She was a sentibeing who helped Hawkmoth. But she is so accommodating. So perfect, and understanding, and none of it was her fault. I almost felt sorry for her, stuck being the perfect people pleaser Gabriel designed her to be. No one except me ever told her that she should try to be different.
âEventually people tried to push me into accepting her, but I donât think they ever really understood what it was like to feel like a stranger in my own life.âÂ
She looked down at their hands, twined together again.
âMy parents tried to convince me we were sisters, that we were almost twins because she was just like me. She was all for it, of course, but Iâve struggled to think of her as anything other than Sentinette, the person who stole my life. They kept telling me it wasnât her fault.Â
âIf I call her Sentinette, they all get upset because she chose the name Marisol. And fine, I can understand that, she didnât choose to be created and she should be called by her name of choice, but she chose a name that is so close to mine. For months I couldnât even stand to be called by my own name.Â
âI felt guilty for being angry, and couldnât be near any of them. So I moved here to Gotham.Â
âAnd now sheâs sent me this request to make her wedding dress. And please believe me, my love, when I say that I am over Adrien falling in love with her because I am. I hope theyâre happy.â
She pointed to the table, where Damian saw the letter, crumpled into a ball.Â
âBut what sheâs asking is for me to make her my wedding dress. She wants me to take that one thing that makes me different from her, and use it for her benefit, when sheâs already got my whole family. When every time I look at her I am faced with the fact that no one who loved me could see that I was gone.
âAnd Iâm so angry that my parents are still trying to force me to be her sister. Itâs been three years and I still donât want to be her sister. She only exists because someone kidnapped me and put her in my place. Sheâs not my twin. We werenât raised together. I donât want to look at her. I donât want to be forced to be a family with her. My parents, and everyone are constantly taking her side, because her existence is not her fault, but damn it, it isnât my fault either!â
âBut sheâs so delightful, no one ever wants to hear that. They just want me to move on as if none of it ever happened. Be one big happy family, pretend as though they donât all prefer her over me. And I canât do that.â
Marinette finally turned to look at him, more tears streaming down her face.
âI have been so scared to tell you, and even more scared of you ever meeting her,â her wide eyes lending credence to her words. âI believe you when you say you love me. Everyone else who has ever met her prefers her over me. She was made to be the Perfect Marinette and I just canât compete.â
They sat in silence as Damian thought through his response. After a moment, he noticed her breathing becoming a little bit erratic, so he pulled her back into his arms.Â
âBreathe with me now, Marinette,â he said, gently stroking his hand through her hair and breathing in a deliberate pattern. When her body relaxed into his, he settled her into his lap and leaned back just far enough to see her face.
âMy love, I understand why youâre afraid, and your fears are perfectly reasonable considering the extraordinary trauma you experienced. Please allow me to reassure you of several things.
âI love you. I love that you stutter when I fluster you, and the way you turn red when youâre angry, and that despite your tendency towards pleasing people, you never let me get away with any of my bullshit. I have no interest in a,â he raised his hands to gesture, ââperfect Marinetteâ because your imperfections are what make you you, and I like you just as you are, thank you very much.â
He leaned forward and kissed her forehead.
âBased on the contents of that letter alone, she seems exactly like the sort of self-absorbed imbecile that I canât stand to be around. When I take into account the story youâve just told me, then I can assure you, without doubt, that if I ever meet her I will never see her as anything other than the person who has hurt you so deeply.Â
âHowever true it may be that her existence isnât her fault, she still hurt you. She continues to hurt you even when her actions are clearly within her own control. And I could never like someone who has hurt you.â
Marinette sobbed, and threw her arms around him.Â
âIâm sorry,â she said after a few minutes, pulling away to wipe her face. âI got your shirt all snotty.â
âTt. Youâre the one who cares about clothes, not me. You can get snot on all my shirts if it means I still get to keep you forever.â