Daisy/Zelda Platonic Headcanons
Okay these two are my top 2 mains and my best girls and I love imagining them as friends (I also ship them but I can’t wait for platonic friendships :D)
- These two became best friends the second they met
- Both of them like to annoy their enemies/other best friends together :P
- Yes, Zelda often has to make sure Daisy doesn’t do anything too reckless, like, say, trying to set fire to a piece of paper while blindfolded when Ike is nearby.
- “Daisy. No. If you set fire to Ike, then Roy will buy a knife and likely end up setting the whole mansion underwater.”
- “HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?”
- Both have a prank war at least one week for a month, like, they’ll replace the toilet paper with sandpaper, they’ll put smoke bombs in the kitchen, etc.
- Both of them kinda get awkward when talking to/about their crushes however :P
- “So...Daisy? When are you going to ask out Bayonetta?” “I’ll do it at Quarter Past Never!”
- “Hey Zeldie! I heard you had a crush on Peach?” “Hey Daisy?” “Yes?” “Shut the fuck up.”
- It gets to the point where both end up telling each others crushes the other one likes them.
- “ZELDA YOU LITTLE BITCH WHY DOES BAYONETTA KNOW I FANCY HER?!”
- “I CAN ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION! Except replace Bayonetta with Peach, and replace my name with yours.”
- Both were each other's first kiss, just to see what kissing a girl was like. (Both did kinda like it)
- To this day their girlfriends still tease them about it.
- Both go on double dates, but it usually ends with Peach getting uncomfortable around Bayonetta so Zelda and Daisy run off.
- Daisy will often send her 3am thoughts to Zelda, at, well, 3am.
- After a month of this, Zelda recorded herself reading the book “Go the fuck to sleep” and sent it to Daisy.
- TL/DR: These two are chaotic bisexual messes. And they’re the best of friends.
