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Just the thought of him getting riled up watching Patrick playing against someone else. His doubles partner, his rival, his partner on and off court no matter which side they find themselves on

UPDATE: it’s a fic!

Monster Hunter AU where Felix gets sent to a sketchy part of town where a bloody butcher lives and stumbles upon Vampire! Oliver being unapologetically his weird ass self. Dressing in leather and leaving body parts lying around and Felix should probably get rid of him but Ollie might be trying a little too hard to get Felix to just come inside his lil house to a looky loo (and it works cuz Felix goes dick first, questions second)

Someone to tell me to shut the fuck up actually i cant do this anymore

FORCED FEMINIZATION BUT

it’s Felix kidnapping Oliver because he refuses to listen to what he wants when he tells them that Oliver shouldn’t be out alone. He drugs him, takes him to his room and dresses him up while he’s passed out. Then he shows off in front of the mirror, telling Oliver exactly why he should be listening to Felix and the dangers of a pretty girl wandering around without a big strong man (like Felix) to protect him.

UPDATE: IT’S IN THE WORKS !

Because I believe in equal opportunity, here’s a forced fem!Ollie fic. 🎀

Where Oliver meets someone who bears an eerie resemblance to the boy he loved put in the ground all those years ago. (aka Bobby Falls, a serial killer running from the law on vacation in the UK)

Oliver had to do a double take.

He recognized the slope of his shoulders, the shape of his legs. His hair was cropped short but he recognized him the same.

Oliver (muggle born) is the newest student at Hogwarts. A transferee from Erehnoll (school of magic located in northwestern Ireland)

Previously: House of Spaniel (yellow, brown, beige) known for powerful, stealthy, and rebellious wizards

Currently: Slytherin House

A little sad he’s no longer wearing his prev house colors until he meets Felix, a hufflepuff who wears his yellows proudly like the sun.

Felix (pureblood) comes from a long line of hufflepuffs (Sir James) and slytherins (Elspeth).

Hufflepuffs are known underground partiers. They have access to dealers that sneak contraband into the school. Extremely popular and very friendly, everyone wants in on their secret common room parties.

Venetia and Farleigh are slytherins.

Farleigh is half-Veela and never wears his house colors cuz he says they clash w his closet and hangs out in every common room so much that no one really knows which house he is

Felix reaches out to Oliver because he feels bad that he keeps getting bullied (he’s guilty that he can’t stop Farleigh) ((Oliver is very good at looking very pitiful))

They become close enough that Oliver confesses that his family was killed in a werewolf attack (lie) and he was raised in an orphanage until he could go to school (lie)

Truth: Oliver was attacked in his first year by a werewolf and lived. Now he hides away every full moon so no one knows what he is. His family is very much alive but not in communication in with him (he cut them off)

Oliver tries to win over Venetia and Farleigh by impressing them with his own magic (more powerful for their year) and his ability to get them drunk using potions (so they never get caught by the teachers w alcohol)

Felix starts getting demanding over Oliver’s time, starts asking where he goes thatvhe won’t say, starts believing Farleigh when he says Oliver was doing shit behind his back

Felix follows Oliver one night, doubting his excuse of late night studying until he finds himself in a secluded part of the school that no student is allowed to go. And it’s the full moon.

Definitely gonna add this to the GROWING pile of AUs. I’d love to hear your thoughts !! Thank you @lemmejustpulloutmylightsaber for feeding me worms 🪱🪱

I want forced proximity. I want Tashi going stir crazy not having anything to do. I want Art still attempting to keep in shape until one day he’s too lazy to workout or get up out of bed. I want Art and Tashi forced to actually talk about anything other than tennis.

COVID AU where Patrick gets trapped in the lockdown. He knows he can’t stay in his car forever so he goes to the nearest motel and uses his emergency credit card to rent a room.

One day, he decides to use the amenities. He knows the motel has a pool and he’s not surprised to see other guests already there. He knows he should stay 6 feet apart. Except he recognizes that blunt short bob and that mop of blonde curls.

Yeah, Patrick Zweig just casually quarantining with the Donaldsons. It’s definitely gonna turn out fine.