Oct 14, 2021
Peter Mitchell throws us a crumb of jackwatts then wags his finger at us when we get excited like "nuh uh uhh, they are sad and giving eachother longing looks"
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Peter Mitchell throws us a crumb of jackwatts then wags his finger at us when we get excited like "nuh uh uhh, they are sad and giving eachother longing looks"
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Two of my friends are having kids pretty soon, and I was lucky enough to share what "wisdom" I have (they have zero units of parenting wisdom, I have seven months, so I am naturally way smarter than they are). I am going to post it here, too, because why not.
These two products are awesome:
- Nose Frida. The bulb thing they give you at the hospital is a piece of garbage. I have no idea why they bother with that. Maybe the manufacturer of them is buddies with some head of pediatrics? I have no idea.
Nose Frida is amazing. Margot had a cold, we didn't have it yet, and I had to do what I had to do (which in this case was suck snots right out of her nose). Nose Frida is a vacuum for snots!
- Cloud Baby Monitor. It's 2015, we all probably have old iPhones laying around. This $5 app makes your iPhone into a baby monitor. It's awesome.
NON PRODUCT THING:
If you have a parent/in-law living within 20 minutes of you and your small human, holy crap that is amazing. If you do not, you should consider trying to make that happen (maybe?). OR, just go down to your local senior center and kidnap an older person.
When I was young I was all "I wanna move away from home and be my own person! It's gonna be awesome!"
And it was!
And then I got married and had a kid and then I realized what a TERRIBLE MISTAKE I MADE. I mean, I am very happy to be living where I am living and all that. But there's a reason why humans used to live in villages and whatnot where everyone shared taking care of the tiny new human that has needs 24/7. So keep that in mind.
Of course, anyone pre-kid reading this is going to say "Nah I got it haha Ryan I know exactly what I'm doing" just like I did. But hear my words! I was/am dumb! Find that in-law! Kidnap that old person!
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