#dad mic

Presentation Michael + Eraserhead = Cellophane?

hiii, i got this request in my inbox twice so im hoping its the same anon sending it in on two different days just c+p it in lol!! <3

681 wc

the second aizawa knew you'd be coming into his home, he baby-proofed everything. every socket, every corner, ever cabinet. if little grabby hands could reach it, he made sure to have some sort of cover or lock on it.

he however serverely underestimated the ability of a baby to be determined.

"no, what is that? what do you have in your mouth?" aizawa quickly scooped you up into his arms as his voice was gentle yet stern, hand immediately flying to tug at whatever you managed to stuff into your mouth.

ah, so that's where that went.

the strings of the hoodie he recently washed was now covered in drool. he spent forever looking for them the day before, thinking that maybe they got twisted up in the washer. nope, his rascal of a child managed to snag it when the tired man wasn't looking.

aizawa stuffed the strings into his pocket and pressed a soft kiss to your head before placing you back down on your play mat. he could just quickly hand wash the strings and hang them up over the sink, no big deal!

after he had finished, aizawa padded back into the room only to find his precious baby daughter chewing on the foam protectors he put over the corners of the coffee table. had you really crawled all the way over there and ripped it off? he was only away for like...2 minutes, max! he panicked and quickly tugged on your small body so you wouldn't hit your head against the sharp corner.

EraserMic moving into an apartment building for an undercover op, then end up nearly living there full time because of quirkless!teen reader.

The kid works three jobs, is never home, except tuesdays. He somehow finds the time to finish his online classes (and barely pass). He doesn't learn much and ignores the fact that the people next door keep side eyeing him when he leaves his apartment. (As if they're not loud as shit half the time.)

Quickless!teen reader who doesn't know how to be gentle because he's never truly known gentle. He's knows that tensing before you're hit will make it hurt more and last longer. He knows the best way to disarm a violent man is to submit and kill him when he's docile. He's been surviving completely on his own since he was 10 and offically evicted at 12.

He doesn't know if he considers himself a villain, but he knows he's still some type of terrible person. He avoids his neighbors like the plague but can't seem to stop meeting up with them. He's even tried leaving through his fire escape but the blonde was watering his garden.

So imagine his utter fucking confusion when his emo neighbor invite him and his "parents" over for dinner. The two have never talked and only nod hello when their schedules collide after work. He's half tempted to go, ignoring stranger danger, but he declines politely and goes back into his hidey hole.

Exactly two days later, the human embodiment of the sun decides to knock at his door and offer him cookies as a "welcome to the neighbor gesture." He takes them, it would be rude not to, but they stay in his mostly empty fridge until he's unable to go grocery shopping for the eighth week in a row. They're the greatest thing he's ever tasted, whether thats true or just the hunger he doesn't know. But fuck him, they're legendary.

I imagine Mic when he was a young adult was a HUGE party animal and probabaly did multiple drugs that he probabaly shouldn't have and drank way too much, snuck out, etc.

So I imagine while being a dad to Shinsou he KNOWS bro. If Shinsou's even been around some weed he can smell it and will question him about it and give him an hour lecture on drug and alcohol safety and Shinsou has to groan and run his hands through his hair and constantly insist that he did not in fact smoke weed (he probabaly did).

I also imagine Aizawa does smoke weed on occasion and one day he finds a blunt while doing Shinsou's laundry.

And of course he ends up sitting on his bed in the dark like a cartoon villian, waiting for Shinsou to arrive and nearly gives him a heart attack when he finally switches on his light. He totally didn't scream, nope, not Shinsou.

"Holy Fuck Dad, how long have you-"

"Unrelated. I found a joint in your laundry." Straight to the point as always, Aizawa holds it up and Shinsou sinks down a little, even if his poker face is nearly as good as his, Aizawa notices the immediate fidget in his hands and nervous body language. He quickly back tracks.

"You're not in trouble. But we do need to have a chat. Whoever you are getting your supply from it stops now." He tells him simply, standing up casually as he slips his hands into his pockets. "I don't care if you smoke weed. I care if you're doing safely. If you want a blunt, you come to me. You want an edible? You come to me. You don't know where they are getting their weed nor could you know what it could be laced with." He lectures, walking over to a stunned looking shinsou and places a hand on his shoulder.

"And you're telling Papa because he already lectured you and is going to be disappointed you went behind our backs." He adds bluntly, patting his shoulder as he groaned and dropped his head, rubbing at the back of his neck.

"...can't you tell him?"

Pro heroes x Child Reader who’s

Crushing on Bakugou

Edgeshot:

He’s never really met the kid but based on what he saw of the sports festival, that boy has issues. If you like Bakugou then you do you but please be careful

Best Jeanist:

He isn’t thrilled. After having had Bakugou as an intern, he’s well aware of Bakugou’s personality and behavior. He sincerely hopes that you don’t develop any of his bad habits or personality traits

All Might:

You’re going to give this old man a heart attack. Bakugou can be terrifying and this geezer doesn’t want Bakugou to be his son in law. Although he won’t admit it, he’s worried for your taste in men, hopefully Bakugou chills out

Eraserhead:

Seriously? It had to be problem child number two? Why? At least he knows Bakugou can take care of you.

Mirko:

She likes his spunk. She’ll probably want him to intern with her, until he calls her a hag. They’re constantly fighting and arguing with you in the middle

Present Mic:

Explosion boy?!? Well at least Hizashi knows Bakugou can carry a beat when it comes to music. He’s probably one of the only chill parents but don’t let his laid back persona fool you, if Bakugou breaks your heart, he’ll break Bakugou’s face

Endeavor:

How it's going

Present mic is such a girl dad, I wish we got more dadmic.