Bruce: Nine months in my womb making me suffer and you come out looking like your stupid dad
Clark and the baby: Biggest sad puppy dog eyes ever đĽş
Bruce is just being a tsundere, he LOVES the fact that their baby is a photocopy of Clark. He wanted nothing more than for their baby to look like Clark because Clark as a baby was the cutest little thing ever.
Tho their babygirl is a carbon copy of Clark in looks, her personality is 100% Bruce. She is the most selfless, curious, stubborn headed person ever.
People look at Clark and their babygirl and joke about how Bruce's Wayne genes didn't even put up a fight but then they interact with her and find out just how much Wayne genes she has in her blood.
She takes Bruce's altruistic genes to the T, has the biggest and kindest heart and she reflects what Bruce's life/personality would have been like if hadn't suffered from such a great trauma at an early age.
Sometimes Bruce finds it so hard to see himself in their little girl because he doesn't remember being this happy and curious and lively in his childhood but every time he looks at Alfred who has tears in his eyes because of similar their girl is to a baby Bruce, he feels a bittersweet taste in his mouth.
Clark is also the best dad and husband in the world. The man was present and hands on the entire delivery and was so supportive the hospital staff was in awe. After the birth of their girl Clark makes sure to take off as much load off of Bruce's plate as he can. Always the one waking up multiple times at night whenever their baby cries, always taking the diaper duties and giving Bruce the most wonderful post partum care. Every time Bruce thinks he cannot fall more in love with Clark, his husband proves him wrong and Bruce has never been happier to be wrong in his entire life.
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Summary: After Tim Drake stands Y/N up for their date, the heartbreak follows them all the way back to the Kent farmhouse. Surrounded by the love of Clark, Lois, Martha, Jonathan, Jon, and Kon, Y/N slowly begin to recover while their fiercely protective family reminds them exactly how valued they are. Meanwhile, in Gotham, Bruce forces Tim to face the damage he caused and the possibility that âsorryâ might not fix everything this time.
A/N Here's a long awaited part two to my Tim Drake x reader fic 'Not a Joke' which was requested by @one-pea-in-a-pod so here you go!
Part 1: Not A Joke
The Kent farmhouse felt warmer the next morning. Not because anything had changed. You still woke up with swollen eyes. Your chest still hurt every time you remembered the empty chair across from you at the restaurant. Tim still never called. Never texted. Never explained. But downstairs smelled like pancakes.
Kon leaned against the counter with crossed arms. Jon sat bside him, already glaring on your behalf before you even spoke. âMorning, sunshine,â Lois said softly. You tried to smile. It failed immediately. Martha opened her arms without hesitation. âOh, sweetheart.â That was it. You buried your face in your grandmotherâs shoulder while she held you tight.
And in a house full of Kents, heartbreak never stayed private for long. You shuffled into the kitchen wearing one of Konâs oversized hoodies. Immediately, six pairs of eyes turned toward you. Clark stood by the stove in a Smallville High shirt and flannel, spatula frozen midair. Lois sat at the table with a coffee mug in hand. Martha Kent reached for you instantly from her chair while Jonathan Kent looked about five seconds away from marching to Gotham himself.
âI feel stupid,â you mumbled. Jonathan Kent snorted. âYou are many things, kiddo. Stupid ainât one of them.â
âYou waited two hours,â Jon said, horrified all over again. âTwo. Hours.â Kon looked ready to punch drywall. âConner,â Clark warned immediately.
âI didnât say anything.â
âYou were thinking it loudly.â
âYou heard nothing.â
Clark sighed.
Clark pointed the spatula at him. âNo space.â
Lois slid a plate of pancakes toward you. âEat first. Emotional devastation second.â You let out a weak laugh. Small victory. Jon perked up instantly like heâd won an award. âThere it is,â he said. âThatâs the sibling laugh. Weâre making progress.â Kon dropped into the seat beside you and nudged your shoulder carefully. âFor the record, if you want me to throw Tim into the moon, Iâve got the afternoon free.â
âKon,â Lois warned.
âWhat? I said if.â
âYouâre not throwing anybody into space.â
âOkay. Fine. Near space.â
Jonathan Kent muttered into his coffee, âI still say Bruce oughta tan that boyâs hide.â
âDad,â Clark scolded. âWhat? If Clark stood somebody up for two hours when they were young, I wouldâve buried him in chores until retirement.â Clark visibly decided silence was the safest option. You looked down at your plate. âMaybe he forgot.â The entire kitchen went quiet. Kon stared at you like youâd personally insulted him. Jon looked offended for you. Lois set her mug down carefully. âHoney.â âNo,â Kon cut in sharply. âAbsolutely not.â You blinked. Kon leaned forward, voice gentler now. âYou donât get stood up for two hours by somebody who forgot. Timâs not stupid. He knew what he was doing.â
âThatâs the problem,â Jon muttered.
Back in Gotham, the atmosphere inside Wayne Manor felt colder than usual. Tim sat in the cave, staring at the Batcomputer without really seeing it. Bruce stood behind him. Silent. Which was worse. âYou embarrassed them publicly,â Bruce finally said. Tim closed his eyes. âI know.â âYou ignored every call from Clark. From Lois. From Jon. Conner threatened to come to Gotham personally.â Tim rubbed both hands over his face. âI know.â Bruceâs voice hardened. âYou made someone wait alone for two hours wondering why they werenât enough.â That hit. Hard.
Clark finally sat beside you. His expression softened in that painfully kind dad way that always made emotions worse instead of better. âWhat Tim did hurt you,â Clark said quietly. âYou donât need to make excuses for him.â Your throat tightened again. âI justâŚâ You swallowed hard. âI thought he liked me.â âHe does,â Kon said immediately. Everyone looked at him. Kon rolled his eyes. âPlease. I know Tim. That idiotâs been gone on them since day one.â âThen why would he do this?â you asked quietly. Nobody answered immediately. Because nobody had a good answer.
Tim flinched visibly. Because that was the exact thought that had been eating him alive since yesterday. Not enough. âI messed up.â âYou did.â Bruce walked around the console until Tim finally looked at him. âWhen you care about someone, you do not disappear when things become inconvenient,â Bruce said. âYou communicate. You show up.â
Tim looked exhausted. âI was trying to protect them.â Bruce stared at him for a long moment. âBy hurting them first?â Tim had no answer. Bruce sighed quietly. âClark was furious.â Tim winced immediately. âIs he still?â âYes.â ââŚFair.â Bruce crossed his arms. âYou are going to apologize.â âI know.â âAnd you are going to accept the possibility they wonât forgive you.â That hurt worse somehow. Tim looked down at the floor. âI know.â
Back in Smallville, Jon and Kon had apparently decided sadness was illegal. Which explained why you were currently trapped between them on the couch under three blankets while watching terrible action movies. âThis oneâs objectively awful,â you informed them. Jon gasped dramatically. âHow dare you.â âThe shark has six rows of teeth, Jon.â âThat makes him efficient.â
Kon handed you popcorn. âDonât argue with the film scholar.â Jonathan Kent snorted from his recliner. âThat movie looks dumber than a bag of hammers.â âItâs art, Grandpa,â Jon defended. Martha smiled softly from the kitchen doorway while Lois snapped a secret photo of all three of you tangled together on the couch. Clark caught her doing it. âThey already saw you take six.â. âIâm documenting healing,â Lois whispered back.
From love.
You leaned your head against Konâs shoulder. âThanks,â you said quietly. Kon immediately softened. Jon threw an arm around you from the other side. âAlways.â âYouâre our sibling,â Kon added simply. âNobody gets to make you feel unwanted.â
Clark looked at you carefully from across the room. âYou know that, right?â Your eyes stung again. This time, not from heartbreak.
For the first time since yesterday, you laughed properly. Real laughter. The entire room relaxed at the sound. And hundreds of miles away in Gotham, Tim Drake stared at his phone for almost twenty straight minutes before finally typing:
Martha crossed the room and kissed the top of your head gently. âOne boy disappointing you doesnât change your worth, sweetheart.â Jonathan pointed toward the window dramatically. âAnd if it helps, your brothers have been arguing over who gets first punch rights.â
âI said emotionally,â Clark warned immediately. Kon looked offended. âI am being emotional.â Jon nodded seriously. âViolently emotional.â
Then, deleting it.
Iâm sorry.
Because somehow, two words didnât feel big enough for what heâd done.
idc what anyone says DP/DC crossover is peak fanfiction, idc, IT'S SO GOOD GODDAMIT
anyway have you guys read "Too Many Identities" by "PlotBunniesAteMyBrain", because it's peak fiction, better then any real book I have ever read, literal brain worms, who would like to talk about it
jon: can we go out to get ice cream?
clark: did you ask your mom?
jon: she said no.
clark: then why did you ask me?
jon: sheâs not the boss of you.
clark, internally: itâs a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
â ď¸ Trigger/Content Warnings: Emotional distress / heartbreak, Standing someone up / Rejection, Public embarrassment / Humiliation, Crying / Panic response, Parental confrontation / Anger, Verbal confrontation / Threats, Mentions of emotional neglect, Disappointment from loved ones, Mild language / Strong emotional tone, Themes of self-worth and abandonment
Summary:
You waited two hours at the restaurant. Tim never showed. What was supposed to be a date turned into public humiliation and a quiet, painful drive back to Smallville. But when you walk through the farmhouse door and break down in Clarkâs arms, the heartbreak doesnât stay yours alone. And when Superman shows up in the Batcaveâfurious, protective, and doneâeveryone learns exactly what it means to break the heart of Supermanâs kid.
A/N: Y'all this is a heavy one. Wanted to try some angst for a change and whose better to practice on than my least favourite Robin Tim Drake! Enjoy :)
You glanced at the time on your phone again.
9:12 PM.
Two hours. Two full hours.
The screen's glow lit your features in pale blue, too cold against the flushed warmth of your cheeks. You set the phone down again, face blank, hands numb. The candle on the table had burned low, a pool of wax edging toward the glass base. The white tablecloth, once pristine, now had the ghostly shape of a wine ring, a glass you'd barely touched.
The restaurant staff had stopped coming by a long time ago. They no longer asked if your âplus oneâ would be joining you. Instead, they just floated around you with gentle, pitiful glancesâlike circling a dying star. A waiter eventually brought out a complimentary slice of cheesecake, as if dessert could mend the rupture clawing its way through your chest.
You didnât touch it.
You couldnât.
The soft clink of silverware, the buzz of casual conversations at neighboring tables, the low hum of violins from the speakers overheadâit all blurred into one excruciating, echoing silence inside your head. Everyone had begun to notice. Whispering. You could feel their stares crawling up your spine like static. A couple in the corner exchanged a look. Someone snickered. Another person offered a frown and quickly looked away.
Your vision blurredânot from tears, not yetâbut from the pressure in your skull. Your chest ached like a cracked rib, and every breath you took only seemed to deepen the fracture.
Tim said 7.
You had confirmed that morning.
He had sent a smiley face emoji.
You wore your best outfit. Youâd gotten there early. You even practiced what you might say if the conversation hit a lull. You made yourself believe he cared.
You finally stood, the wooden chair dragging a soft, scraping whimper across the hardwood floor. You didnât meet anyoneâs eyes. You waved over the server, that one who had been kind without saying much, and forced a smile that felt more like a splintered mirror than anything real.
âThank you,â you murmured. âFor being kind.â
You reached into your wallet and pulled out a crisp $100 bill. You laid it on the check, which you'd insisted on paying despite the fact your dinner had amounted to a lonely drink and a sympathy slice of dessert. The bill looked absurd now. Like trying to tip fate for being cruel.
âI... just didnât want it to be for nothing.â
The server blinked, mouth parting with visible discomfort. âYou donât have to do that, seriouslyââ
âI know. But I want to.â
You left before your voice cracked.
---
The drive back to Smallville was long. Long in the way time feels when your stomach is empty, but your heart is heavier than stone. The countryside stretched into the dark, broken only by headlights and the occasional passing truck, its rumble trailing behind like ghost-thunder.
You didnât cry. Not on the drive.
You couldnât.
You clenched your jaw so hard your molars felt like theyâd crack. You blinked up at the stars once when you hit a red lightâsilent, cold, beautiful thingsâtoo distant to understand heartbreak.
When you finally pulled into the Kent farmhouse driveway and stepped through the screen door, the smell of fresh bread and the soft glow of home hit you all at once.
Clark was there, of course. Sitting at the table in his flannel, reading glasses perched on the bridge of his nose, a mug of tea forgotten beside him.
âHey, kiddoââ
His voice was soft. Warm. Home.
And that broke you.
Your bottom lip quivered, and before you could stop yourself, a sharp sob twisted out of your throat. You didnât even take your shoes off. You stumbled toward him, legs weak with the weight of everything unsaid.
Clark caught you before you fell.
Strong arms wrapped around you like armor. Like gravity. Like a father whoâd catch the entire sky if it meant protecting his child.
âHey. Hey, I got you. I got you,â he murmured. He guided you to the couch, holding you close as the tears finally came, messy and unstoppable, soaking into his shirt.
You tried to speak, but all you could manageâbetween sobs and hiccupsâwere two cracked, breaking words:
âHe... didnât.â
Clark didnât ask.
He didnât have to.
---
Thirty-one minutes later, Superman cut through the stratosphere like a bullet of burning light. His fists clenched at his sides, jaw tight, his cape snapping in the wind like a storm flag.
The Batcave was quiet until it wasnât.
He landed with a deafening gust of air, rattling tech and flickering screens. Silence fell like ash. The Batfamily turnedâTim wasnât even visible yet, but it didnât matter.
Clarkâs voice cut through the cave like a blade.
âWhere. Is. Tim.â
Bruce turned toward the commotion, calm but visibly surprised. âClark? Whatââ
âNow.â
Tim descended from the second floor, one bootstep at a time, confused. âWait, whatâs going on?â
But before he reached the final step, Clark was there. Towering. Seething. A breath away. His expression wasnât just angryâit was betrayed. His eyes glowed faintly, dangerously, the threat of heat vision pulsing in the dark.
âYou stood my kid up tonight.â
Tim blinked, caught like a deer in high beams. âWait... they were serious? I thought they were joking.â
Silence.
It hit the room like a bomb.
Clark recoiled slightly. Not physically. Emotionally. Like someone had slapped him with a truth too ugly to absorb.
âYou thought they were joking?â
His voice dropped. Deep and dark and cold. The kind of cold that kills in winter. The kind that lives in a fatherâs chest when his child is broken and bleeding and all he can do is witness it.
Jasonâs jaw locked. He looked away in disgust.
Cassandra didnât speak. She just folded her arms, disappointment sharp in every line of her body.
Even Damian muttered, âTt. Pathetic.â
Dick looked down. Barbara didnât.
Her voice was steel.
âThatâs not a joke, Tim. You donât pretend to ask someone on a date. Not someone like them.â
Tim looked around, starting to realize. Starting to see the crater he'd left in his wake. But it was too late.
Clark stepped forward. Closer. His tone was deadly nowâfinal.
âYou donât get to talk to them again. You donât get to hurt them again. If I ever see you near my child... we will have a very different conversation.â
He didnât raise his voice. He didnât have to.
With one last glare that felt like it could shatter steel, Superman turned. The sonic boom of his departure left a thunderclap and a silence even deeper than before.
Tim didnât speak.
No one did.
---
Back in Smallville, you sat curled on the porch swing. Knees to your chest. The stars above looked the same, but you felt differentâlike something had cracked open in you and let the cold seep in.
The porch creaked gently as Clark landed beside you. No dramatic gust. No heroic pose. Just him. Your dad.
âDid you say anything to him?â you asked quietly, voice raw and hoarse.
He didnât speak at first. Then, he gently pulled you to his side, letting your head rest on his shoulder.
âI told him the truth,â he said. His voice was calm again. Grounded. âAnd I made sure he understood how valuable you are.â
You didnât answer. You just let the silence settle, thick and warm, like a blanket pulled over bruised skin. Your breathing steadied. The ache dulledâjust enough to feel human again.
And there, under the starlit sky, surrounded by chirping crickets and the solid, unshakable presence of your father, you closed your eyes.
For the first time all night, you felt like maybeâjust maybeâyou werenât alone.
(First time doing angst, pls let me know if it's good! đ)
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clark: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
conner: You're right, clark.. Violence can't be the answer.
clark: Correct, conner. Now, on to the next lesso-
conner: Violence is the question.
conner: And the answer is yes!
clark: conner, no!!
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