husband!satoru : and darling they all look like me
satoru gets the wind knocked out of him.
kind of embarrassing for the strongest but,
you’d just caught him off guard okay?
i mean, who expects to be woken up by their extremely pregnant wife sobbing into his arms and then getting punched in the gut by said wife.
mind you, at three am.
certainly not him.
“ow!” satoru winces, attempting a lopsided smile “you throw a harsh punch, babe” he comments, trying to seize the situation.
“it’s not fair!” you sob, uncontrollable tears continue to stream down your face, “i’m doing all the hard work”
“yes you are” satoru nods eagerly, not wanting to piss you off any further.
“this is my third pregnancy, THIRD, i do everything i bare all the load and they all—“ you hiccup.
satoru sees it coming, he knows exactly what you’re going to say.
“they all always come out looking like YOU” you jab an accusatory finger at him.
your husband tries to open his mouth but you cut him off, rambling now “white hair, blue eyes, stupid adorable smile, it’s all you! i mean am i even a participant in their birth??”
trying not to laugh, satoru raises his hands up in mock surrender “these are all valid concerns” he affirms “but i thought you liked my features”
“yeah i did until now, when there’s two exact replicas of you running around and another on the way” you yawn, sleep already overriding your argument.
you didn’t really mean it, you loved seeing your lovers face in all of your children, but for the sake of sentimentality were you really the last of your generation? an almost extinct species truly.
“i’ll tell my genes to do better, actually you know what i’ll tell them to do worse, they’ve been outperforming recently” satoru speaks while caressing your hair and pressing soft kisses all over your face.
you patted his chest softly, almost feeling bad for punching him and already half asleep “yeah you do that”
he lightly chuckled, smiling at your belly all swollen with none other than another mini-him.
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Helooooo can I request where Satoru's and reader baby won't stop crying until reader holds him ><
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𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖Dad!Satoru realizes his son is a velcro baby to his mom.
── .✦ You were in the living room with your son while Satoru was in your bedroom resting after he came back from work. You were off work that day, so you stayed home with the baby and took the opportunity to tidy up the house.
The only place missing to finish your cleaning work was the living room, because you let your son playing there all morning when you were tidying the other rooms.
So you finally decided you was the time to finish your job, you picked your son up from the floor, and brought him to Satoru.
Your son let out a small protesting, clearly unhappy at being interrupted from his baby activities.
"It's ok my baby just let mama finish cleaning the place and you can come again okay?" You said calmly, not wanting to bother him anymore, while arriving at the room you share with your husband.
"Satoru watch him for moment for me please." Satoru looks up to see his wife and his son on the door frame walking towards him.
"Why?" Your husband said curious as usual about what you have to do.
"I'm just gonna clean the living room, it's a nightmare after he spent the whole morning playing and making a mess there."
"Sure, give me this baby bear." he said with a sugary voice, before you put the baby in his arms.
Your son thinks you gonna lay down besides his father, like you always do before taking him to sleep. But when he realized that you left the room he looked at his father who was trying to distract him by playing with him.
He let out his tears and starts whimpering out loud.
"Oh No, no, no" Satoru started panicking.
"Don't cry, I'm sorry, don't cry" he started panicking even more when he realized that the baby was nowhere near to stop.
"No your mom is gonna-" Satoru's pleas were interrupted when you opened the bedroom door, exasperated but curious to know what was happening.
"What's the problem here?" You raised a brow taking a step forward.
"Nothing, I was just playing with him and all of a sudden he is crying his lungs out." He explained fast so you wouldn't beat him up before he explains. "I swear, I did nothing." He was afraid for his life.
"Oh baby come here, did dad upset you?" You spoke to him in a soft, sweet voice, with a warm heart picking your baby after he reached his arms towards you begging for you to pick him again.
And he stopped crying immediately after crying in his dad arms for 5 minutes without ceasing. This shocked Satoru to such an extent that he let out a squeak in shock.
You ignored Satoru and turned your back to him rocking your baby trying to calm him when he was still letting smalls sniffes.
Letting son and father facing each other.
The only thing your son did was look at his dad straight in his eyes as if he were mocking him.
Did his son just stick his tongue out to him too?
*This boy is definitely playing with me* Satoru thought to himself closing his eyes while pinching the bridge of her nose in irritation.
"You will be such a mama boy." He narrowed his eyes at the baby, letting out by accident, certain that his son would truly become a mama's boy. In the bad sense.
"Satoru." you turn to him with a warning tone in your voice.
"What?! You didn't see what this boy just did to me!" Your husband exclaimed in indignation.
The father and son will certainly have many competitions for your attention ahead of them.
Beginning now.
Note⋆˚꩜｡ ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ tadaah. I always think these are too long then I see and they are short and that's my maximum. I don't know how people write 1k words or more like is that a whole book?
⋆˚✿˖° I write within 2 to 3 hours so I will always have changes to make. And all the time I check my notifications for people who like my one shots or follow me. I just like doing it..... All the time...
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ᥫ᭡. dad!toru headcannons .ᐟ .ᐟ written with my au in mind
dad!toru was hard to picture as a father, given how he could be a grown child himself, but the sight of him with his babies never failed to pleasantly surprise people.
You have a son and daughter that he considers to be his biggest achievements in life, if he has anything to say about it.
dad!toru lets them spend their time at Jujutsu Tech while you and him teach your classes, on days when their lessons finish early.
Usually they’re spending it with third year teacher!Geto since his only two students are on suspension. 💔
He’s their god father though so their company is never unwanted.
dad!toru is a very affectionate father, but it shows up differently for each child.
Not because he loves them a different amount, but because he loves them specially.
dad!toru who’s biggest love language with your son, funnily enough, is training him.
When he was growing up he had multiple instructors from the clan in regular rotation teaching him.
He usually didn’t see the same face more than a couple times, especially because of how quickly he was learning.
That doesn’t leave much room to bond with anybody, so it means a lot for him to spend that quality time with your boy.
He inherited the Six Eyes, so he doesn’t have to learn about its function through trial and error like Satoru did either.
You usually handle teaching him the mechanics of his technique itself since he inherited it from you.
You also train him in bōjutsu, so the only other thing that leaves is training him in physical combat.
Doesn’t take it farther than your son can handle (it wouldn’t be a fair fight), but still far enough to keep him on his toes and learning.
They snack in between matches and laugh about stupid videos they saw online.
dad!toru and your son also have shared curiosity.
Usually in the form of questioning the different ways their techniques react or respond to each other.
Or what would happen, in theory, if they combined them.
One afternoon at home you find the two surrounded by dozens of papers, in the room your son gets tutored in.
The papers are absolutely covered in equations, in their attempt to get the math right before they field test. It’s been hours.
They’ve been at this since after breakfast and haven’t eaten lunch lol.
dad!toru and your son are also competitive with each other.
Nothing malicious, of course, but very playful.
Who finishes first, who solves something faster.
Who can land the cleaner hit, who can catch the other off guard.
This is bonding.
dad!toru who absolutely spoils your daughter rotten.
Your son isn’t as impressed by material items as his sister, which is fine by Satoru. Just means more for her!
Buys her all the dolls, stuffed animals, figurines, and other toys a little girl could ever dream of.
Will pay top dollar for the biggest dollhouse he can find. Big enough that your daughter could probably live inside it, and he’d put it together himself.
Or try to at least, he’d inevitably ask for your help.
Will splurge on high end designer clothes, even more than he does for you.
She has a huge walk in closet full of expensive clothing she can’t even get through wearing before he’s buying her more.
Crazy since she’ll outgrow it all within a couple years.
But he’s not complaining and neither is she!
dad!toru shows his love in more thoughtful ways as well, not just spending money on her.
Your daughter has a very vivid imagination, and created an entire imaginary kingdom that she’s queen of.
He helps her create a list of rules and regulations that her citizens (her stuffed animals) must abide by at all times.
It’s very serious business.
“When at a royal tea party, put your pinky up before sipping.” “The Queen gets first dibs on any confectioneries before her subjects.”
He also helped her decide who her royal adviser would be.
It ended up being Tomb Raider Barbie because “She looks serious, so you know she’ll do a good job.”
dad!toru also helps her train her cursed technique after it manifests.
She’s only a year in, so he’s easier and gentler with her compared to your son.
Mostly just exercises to train her cursed energy control, but she’s a very quick learner!
Had Yaga make Tsukamoto for her to passively practice with after she got extra good at steady flow.
Now he’s like her baby and she cuddles him to sleep at night.
dad!toru has thousands of pictures of them in his phone, all from different stages in their lives.
Most of them are candids.
Some are also blurry from him not waiting for his phone’s camera to focus first.
dad!toru who dies a little inside when he has to go on a mission that takes him away from you all for an extended period.
Or even when he’s doing so many back to back that it may as well be the same thing.
dad!toru who’s daughter is always first at the door to greet him with all the hugs and kisses he could want.
Which means she’s usually the first to receive some of the candied goodies he comes home with.
Your son will hover around and pretend he’s too “cool” and “grown up” to have missed him that much.
But he and your son both know he did.
Never says anything, just ruffles his head and playfully asks if he gave the tutor a rough time.
Your son nods his head when you aren’t looking and Satoru high fives him for it.
dad!toru in general is a very laid back father who lets his kids get away with whatever they want. You’re at least strict enough to balance them out.
dad!toru tries to make sure they grow up with as normal of a life as he can manage in your guys’ position. He hopes he’s actually doing as well as he thinks he is.
It’s not easy, he can’t always be around and he can’t make too many promises in fear they’ll end up being empty.
But your children (and you) will always be his number one priority no matter what. He’d give up his life in a heartbeat if it meant your children got to live full ones, and he’d do so a million times over if he had to.
dad!toru is a man who just really loves his family.
Satoru fluff, NO NSFW, cute little drabble of satoru being a teen dad to kid!megumi
Single teen dad!Satoru who has no idea about how kids work. He never expected to hold the sole responsibility of a child at 17. He acted before he could thoroughly think it through. All he knew was that Megumi deserved a childhood, a proper childhood — not one that the Zenin clan would provide to him.
Single teen dad!Satoru who rarely sleeps anymore after the events with Suguru and the star plasma vessel. Anytime he slept, he was plagued with the most gruesome nightmares. He spends his evenings putting Megumi to bed (the kid practically put himself to bed). Then, he’d stay up late working on homework and mastering his infinity technique.
Single teen dad!Satoru who is well aware of how independent Megumi is. Megumi never had a parental figure to rely on when he was younger. He had completely learned to care for himself with the help of his sister. Hell, Satoru was certain that Megumi could probably teach himself how to do taxes.
That’s why when single teen dad!Satoru saw little Megumi walk into the common area late at night with a puffy red face from crying, he knew something was up.
“Hey Buddy.” Satoru’s voice was gentle and quiet as he was sitting on the couch, rereading the same paragraph over and over again for class. “You need somethin’?”
Megumi wiped his eyes and looked over at Satoru. “Can I have a glass of milk?” He asked in such a small raspy voice. The way he asked for a cup of milk while his little fingers were twirling through his hair pulled on Satoru’s heartstrings. The teenager knew that Megumi was trying to self soothe.
“Yeah, I’ll get you a glass.” Satoru said as he got up off of the couch and poured Megumi a glass of milk. The small child took it with two hands and took a drink of it. Satoru observed him for a moment, noting how Megumi seemed to he malingering when he’d usually run off by now. He finished his glass of milk and stood there for a moment, looking back towards his room with unease in his eyes.
Satoru was smart enough to know that Megumi needed help going back to sleep, but if Satoru tried to outright coddle him, Megumi would adamantly refuse.
“Hey, it’s a good thing you’re awake, kiddo.” Satoru says as he goes and sits back down on the couch. He pats the spot next to him, and small Megumi crawled up onto the couch next to him.
“Why?” Megumi asked curiously.
“Well, I need your help.” Satoru said as he grabbed a worksheet from his stack of homework. “I’m stumped. Can I read you this problem?”
“Yeah.. I guess so..”
So, Satoru read to Megumi as he slowly wrapped his arm around the small child. He was careful when he started to rub Megumi’s unruly hair to soothe the small kid.
Megumi’s eyes went all droopy as for the first time in his life he felt safe and secure. He was with in the care of the strongest sorcerer, his dad.
Satoru let out a small huff of amusement as Megumi’s head rested against his arm, and he sat the worksheet down. Not wanting to disturb the small child, he got comfortable on the couch, and the two slept peacefully.
Neither of their dreams were plagued with nightmares.
Megumi had saved Satoru just as much as Satoru had saved him.
warnings: reader is refered as mom and gojo as dad, dad!gojo, baby daughter!
"Give dad a kiss before leaving." Your husband kneels, making his 1'90 meters accessible for your toddler, who presses a kiss on his dad's cheek with a huge smile. When Satoru asked for the kiss, his eyes were full of love and pride towards the little girl, as they keep shining when he looks back at her. He kisses her temple softly, as he has been doing since she came to your life. "I love you, sunshine. I want all the details of your first day at school when you're back!" She nods quickly before running towards you, hugging your legs. You caress her hair with softness, fingers taking the locks she already took away of the bun to fix them. "You're gonna love the school, I'm sure. Make a lot of friends, yeah?" Your daughter looks at you from her small height. Kneeling softly, you kiss her cheek and she hugs you in return. "Dad and me will come to pick you up later, alright? We'll go have dinner at your favorite place with Megumi." The girl's big blue eyes shine with happiness as she nods, before the bus monitor asks all the kids to sit inside. Almost crying and hugged by your husband, you wave your hand towards your daughter, so little yet so grown, before letting her go. Satoru sighs and starts walking with you towards home. He hands you a tissue, walking at a slow pace towards your home.
"She was so little..." you murmur. He nods softly, his hand searching yours before tangling his fingers with yours. "Feels as if it was yesterday when she would show up in diapers on our bed to get cuddles from her dad." Satoru smiles luminously, as his dad ego gets boosted with your words. Your daughter loves him beyond anything, she's such a daddy girl, and he loves her as much. It's common for you to find both of them spending time together, and even when you join almost every time, there are still those tiny moments you adore finding, such as a sleepy baby on top of your husband, as he reads a book and caresses her back to keep her calm, or how he always puts her on his shoulders so she's able to see everything from his height.
"Will she be alright?" You find yourself wandering in silence what your husband just put in high voice. Will she be alright? Will she miss home as much as you miss her? Will she cry, will she feel overwhelmed by school? Will she adapt to the teachers, to her classmates? She's your very first child, and it's normal to feel that way about it. You smile at Satoru, finding his blue eyes looking worried at the floor, before facing him.
"She'll be alright. She's the strongest, after all." Your husband lets a smile brighten his face as he takes your cheeks on his hands, getting close for a kiss.
At home, you both take the time to clean, tidy up and do the chores, before it's time to wait for your daughter again. You put her drawings in order on the fridge, making room for more, and put her favorite plushies back on her bed. Her fluffy white cat feels raspy under your hands, too used over the years. You need to put her to wash urgently. Satoru got that kitty for her on one of his long trips with the Jujutsu School, one of those days when you feared your husband wouldn't come back home, although he always does, before Megumi took his place as teacher and sorcerer, taking most of the missions, what still leaves both of you on sleepless nights.
The drawings fill also her walls, draws of your family, the dogs, drawings of her, of Megumi, of Yuji and Nobara by her side. She loves them a lot, and you're happy to see how the three young pupils of your husband merge so well on your little family, making friday nights way more fun and happy. Her shelves are full of books and gifts she got from everyone, a cow figure Nanami bought for her when she was two, a fairy house Megumi helped her to build on her third Christmas, a pair of sunglasses matching with his dad. She's so loved by everyone that you feel like your heart might explode.
And him.
The man that looks at you from the corridor door with a side smile, body resting against the wooden surface as his intense blue eyes follow your movements on her room. He takes a couple steps in, touching the girl's bed with his fingertips. "The crib was here." He murmurs, smiling lovingly. "We spent so many sleepless nights by her side, we always ended sleeping cuddled on that brown couch Geto bought for us. Always alert in case she cried. And now, she asks us to read her a tale and sleeps soundly all night on her bed." He looks at you from all his height before sitting on her bed. You take a seat by his side and he kisses your forehead lovingly.
"Believe it or not, I kinda miss that. Watch our tiny baby sleep, feel as if all tiredness disappeared as soon as she called us for the first time." Satoru puts his arms around your shoulders. His grin tells you he's gonna say something.
"Well, you know, if we both liked the experience that much, we can always repeat." you laugh against his body before tangling your hand on his. He kisses it sweetly.
"Let's experience her growing up before, should we?"
He leaves another kiss on your forehead before standing up. Satoru takes your hand and the car keys, since the restaurant it's quite far from the bus stop to go walking, especially, since your daughter will probably be tired after the very first day, before leaving.
When you arrive to the stop, where more parents are waiting for the kids, Satoru holds your hand firmly, checking both sides of the street, to see if he can spot the bus, and his blue eyes shine with emotion when he sees the vehicle. Your daughter runs towards you, your arms and your husband's open for her to hug. Her smile warms your heart as your family hug makes you sigh.
"How was school, sunshine?" Satoru asks, and your daughter smiles excited.
"It was fun! There are a lot of kids in my class!" You smile when you hear her words, before standing up. Satoru cleans a tear that falls down your cheek slowly before taking your daughter's hand on his, and you do the same on the other side, walking towards the car hand by hand. Your husband sits her and puts her belt on, before sitting on the driver's seat and, with your hand between his and the gear level, he starts driving softly towards the restaurant, as your daughter's happy memories of the day fill the car on her sweet voice.
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no one fw satoru gojo being a dad like me (and many writers here tbh...)
*I don't even know who the girl is or if she's Satoru and Suguru's/satoru and another character daughter, you can see it as OC or SMT, I didn't think about it while I was doing it 😭
i have no real desire to become a parent any time soon lol but oh, this is making me question everything…… (twt link, sfw fanart) dad!satoru thoughts under the cut 😔 (gn!reader)
imagine adopting with satoru and he treats your sweet little baby as the most precious thing in the entire world. and to the two of you, they are. you both love this little human so much and with every day, you watch as satoru blooms more and more into his role as father with misty eyes, so happy about the life you've built together.
he learns to braid hair and loves buying clothes and making home cooked toddler food. he takes courses about nutrition and child growth, learning about what vegetables and proteins to use and what to avoid in order to ensure your child the best of the best. he still makes cooking and eating fun, though. you're in awe at how happily baby gojo eats the food, so giddy in their excitement as you feed them.
and oh my goodness, satoru would absolutely spoil your child to no end!!!!!!! getting them all the toys and plushies they want, no matter the price or abundance of things you already have at home. he's also barely able to tear himself away from them if he has to leave for work. (if he even goes to work still lmao i can totqpally picture him quitting everything to solely focus on your home life now, finally living out his dreams as house husband <3333) every time he leaves, he misses the two of you soooo much, regularly checking in and you answer the phone with a slightly exasperated smile but with your heart fluttering at the enthusiasm all the same.
at night, he doesn't mind being the one taking care of your crying baby at all and they love the attention every time, immediately calming down once his arms come down around them to cradle them close. he reads to them, lies down next to them in bed, whispering little anecdotes and fairytales he's made up himself. sometimes you take them into bed with you, making sure they're nestled in safely between the two of you, satoru's finger clasped in their little grasp, and the little darling sleeps soundly through the entire night without making a fuss.
i just….. there's so much love and warmth in your household and your happy, little family is so perfect it's actually ridiculous sometimes. because it's something neither of you had ever thought a real possibility but now that it's real, you cherish it soso much. ok i need to cry about this now :'))))
author's note ⊹ hiiiii tysm for reading!!!! if you enjoyed: reblogs, comments and likes are appreciated <3
Just another daydream (I have them a lot), but I have a headcanon Dad! Satoru and Kid! Megumi to share.
Well, because he was too young to enter the school and only had Gojo as his guardian, Megumi only came to understand that Satoru is really an important person when he met the students at the school for the first time.
More or less he must have arrived and seen everyone nervous and eager to meet Satoru, so he thought "Jesus, it looks like I'm arriving with a celebrity instead of this tall, annoying guy" while the students were "Oh my, the boy really tried to kick SATORU GOJO?!?!?"
To Megumi, Satoru was just a strange teenager who bought too much candy and took him to train with his shikigami. He never thought that the strongest sorcerer ever born, the one who was able to change the balance of the world, was wasting time trying to instruct him.
Satoru, on the other hand, never tried to correct him. It was nice not to have someone trembling when you approached him or trying to be friends with him just because he was powerful. When Megumi argued with him, made some sarcastic comment or complained about Satoru's sweet tooth, it reminded him of his three years with Suguru and, even if they hurt, the memories were good.
Megumi was the first person, after Suguru - And Shoko and Nanami -, who saw Satoru not as an anomaly, an enlightened being, the strongest sorcerer in existence, but rather as spoiled and irritating Satoru Gojo, who shows affection for simple actions and gentle care.
So even when Megumi became his student and was obliged by Tsumiki's good manners, Gojo still smiles when the boy feels comfortable being rude and prickly, treating him in ways other sorcerers would never dare try.
