#cyrcher

Like really ?? Cyril , who is inexplicably disrespected & othered by literally everyone ? being considered the loser simply by existing ? Having special interests in things other people consider weird or arbitrary like knowing the specific inner workings of elevators or getting joy out of accounting & bureaucracy ? Being super into DND , RC cars , planets etc ? info dumping a lot ? Generally being super intelligent & talented in multiple ways but has trouble navigating a social situation without being ridiculed ? That's autism , folks !

Anyone eant to roleplay some Archer/Barry or....Archer/Cyril? I’m reading fanfics and some of these couples are reeeeeally good.

My discord is soudapop#6863 if you’re interested. We can do some noncanon plots because, again, I don’t remember much of canon aside from Archer’s coma and the new season.

“Malory didn’t tell you?” Cyril’s voice had gotten higher, visibly kicking himself for bringing it up at all.

“Mother doesn’t tell me shit,” Archer hissed, “but you will. So?”

“Oh, uh,” Cyril put another big bite of chicken into his mouth to stall. Archer looked unimpressed. Cyril swallowed hard before speaking, “I shaved your face. We, uh, figured when you woke up you’d be upset for a whole host of reasons and doing this small thing for you would make it easier? The doctors also thought that maybe the motions of the razor on your face would help trigger a wake-up response. Ray and I were the only ones Malory trusted to do it, and Ray lost his rights the second time he tried because he nicked you. So…”

“So you shaved my face every day while I was comatose?”

“Every few days.”

Yee yee here we go!

Cyray (Cyril x Ray) <-- my #1 otp

Slatcher (Slater x Archer)

Cyrcher (Cyril x Archer)

Krayger (Kreiger x Ray)

Archery (Archer x Barry)

Peryl (Pam x Cheryl)

Lancher (Lana x Archer)

idk the official ship names for these ships (other than cyray and krayger) so i just came up with them because i liked how they sound.