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Saying No To Business is Easier Than You Think.
My buddy Mike and I were driving back to the Albuquerque airport early on a frosty November morning. We had just enough time for a hot cup of coffee and a breakfast burrito before we took off for New Orleans.
Before long we passed a sign for âCesarâs Mexican/Greek Diner.â It looked like the perfect spot so we turned around and pulled into their parking lot.
We hopped out of the car and were confronted with these two signs on Cesarâs front glass:
âNo soliciting. Shoes & shirt required. This is a non smoking (sic) restaurant. No bills larger than $50 accepted. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. No refunds/returns/exchanges.â
âNo public restroom.â
Even though all of us see these kinds of signs often enough to ignore them itâs still interesting to take a moment and think about what Cesarâs was doing.
They were saying no to business.
Clearly, Cesarâs employees have been bothered by solicitors, barefoot diners, smokers, and people who expected to pay for their meal with a one hundred-dollar bill.
Of course theyâve had to deal with unreasonable customers who wanted their money back.
And surely their time has been wasted by non-customers who wanted to use their bathroom.
But are those enough hassles for a business to tell us all the reasons weâre not welcome there before we even set foot in the place? Are those good reasons for saying no to business? After all, the only things Cesarâs left out were âOur food sucksâ and âIf I were you Iâd be leaving.â
Lucky for my readers Mike and I were willing to venture inside simply because I wanted to see how else Cesarâs could try saying no to business and turn us off.
Needless to say, we were the only customers inside the little diner.
The counter clerk was a master at what my father used to call âfriendly incompetence.â And the guy who took our money (Cesar?) made it quite clear that he was not the slightest bit interested in us being there. Luckily the coffee was hot and the breakfast burrito was surprisingly good. But just in case they werenât, the receipt warned us that even though it was âextra delicious,â âcomplaints in person with the foodâ would still earn âno cash refunds.â
At least they were consistent in saying no to business.
Okay, okay, I can hear you chuckling from here. And yes, it is easy to laugh at Cesarâs egregious practices. But sniff at your own peril. Because if you do youâll miss the opportunity to improve your own business and your own brand. So instead of judging, why not look at your business systems from your customersâ point of view? See if youâre unwittingly throwing obstacles in their way and saying no to business.
Are you saying no to business?
Does your automated reception system make it too hard for customers to actually reach you?
Does the CAPTCHA on your blog make it too hard for your readers to leave a comment?
(Honesty forces me to admit that Iâm guilty as charged, btw).
Is your website a non-responsive holdout from the dark ages of 2014? (Ouch again).
These little problems are all ways youâre saying no to business and reasons for your customers to look elsewhere. After all, itâs not like they canât find what you do somewhere else. And as weâve said so many times before, in todayâs connected world the function of your business is simply cost of entry.
Instead, itâs the way your brand makes your customers feel about themselves that creates both value and desire. And thatâs how to differentiate yourself from the clueless companies by simply thinking about your customers.
In other words, itâs about making your brand and your business All About Them. For lots of great ways to be sure youâre not saying no to business, click HERE.