#cursed web

a house a home skin to skin

BonziBuddy/kinitoPET plague: Vital Information resources under sieze ? Not to be offensive but you sound kind of delusiona-

Quickheal sage: Virus detected . ( pulls out a huge ass blade )

Insert plague running off into the background of a classic windows computer screaming as sage chases him

Youtube Rainbow: Enjoy viewing today's collection of videos , no ads included .

User FavreMySabre: is this a prank ? There is no way someone like you could be nic-

Insert rainbow switching to TrojanTube rainbow

TrojanTube rainbow: double down and glue those damn eyes to the screen before I change my mind .

YOUAREANIDIOT posneg duo: YOU ARE AN IDIOT- HAHAHA-

MyDoom Nightmare bursting out of the ground in the wallpaper: I SAID NOTTO INFILTRATE THE DAMN COMPUTER WIHOUT MY PERMISSION !!

Insert the posneg duo screaming and hopping out of their windows onto the desktop and being chased by centipede mydoom Nightmare

Quickheal Sage appearing from behind the minesweeper window: hey sabre-

AVG software Sanguine: OUT OF MY WAY !