Jun 6, 2018
Cursebeard: How did you get in here?
Apollo: I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith
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Cursebeard: How did you get in here?
Apollo: I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith
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All these chests but I still can’t treasure you
-Cursebeard, probably
Cursebeard: I am the most powerful man to ever live!
Torren: Sure, but that’s nothing compared to updog
Cursebeard: What?
Torren: Your power pales compared to updog
Cursebeard: What is updog?
Torren: Not much how about you?
Ernest, Apollo, Poseidon: *Singing we built this city*
Cursebeard: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP!
Theos: *walks into Alalea*
Cursebeard: Hey fucktruck why don’t you answer your god damn phone once in a while huh?
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Cursebeard, buried up to the neck in treasure: I am the Alalea guardian, guardian of Alalea
Poseidon: The A.G quivers before him
Cursebeard, to an A.G fleet: FUCK OFF
Cursebeard: You ready to fucking die?
Prometheus: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me