Buhdeuce and/or Bread Maker? B3c (srry I can't help myself)
1: sexuality headcanon: DEMISEXUAL! Buhdeuce is always saying Swaysway’s crush on Jenny is weird; he doesn’t understand how SwaySway can be attracted to someone he doesn’t already have a prior relationship with. Also, humorously, his “I don’t kiss on the first date!” line was what made me first consider his sexuality might be demi.
2: otp: Swaydeuce! Although I also love them as friends.
3: favorite friendship: I really like the thought of a one-sided friendship between Oonski and Buhdeuce, in which Buhdeuce is too terrified to turn down Oonski’s rather forceful invitations to go see a movie together or eat out somewhere. Oonski is oblivious to Buhdeuce’s fear, and just assumes they are best friends. Think about Oonski’s behavior in “Oonski the Grateful,” and you get the idea. ( ´ ∀｀)
4: notp: I don’t have anything against it, but I find Rambamdeuce extremely boring. Her implied crush on him feels forced. ┐(´-｀)┌
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Prior to “Chest Hair Club,” I always saw Buhdeuce as older than SwaySway. I still want it to be true. ( ; ω ; )
6: favorite line from this character: There are SO MANY, but I love this exchange in particular:
SwaySway: This drift wood is good for nothing!Buhdeuce: That’s not true! I used it to build a coffin! Since we’re goners and all. [closes coffin door on self]SwaySway: [opening the coffin, revealing that Buhdeuce has already crossed his arms over himself and closed his eyes] Deucer!Buhdeuce: Oh, sorry! Did you want one too? I thought we’d just share.
Basically, I just love his “give up and go home” attitude. It contrasts very nicely with SwaySway’s perseverance and optimism.
7: one way in which I relate to this character: At times Buhdeuce comes off as timid, but it’s not one of his primary traits (if anything, he’s more of a realist). I feel as though I’m the same way. Sometimes timid, but otherwise open and willing to try.
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: The toilet humor, primarily. But sometimes the jokes are funny, especially the ones involving his butt.
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Buhdeuce looks like a cinnamon roll, but he’s really more neutral than that. I wouldn’t call him problematic, but with that temper he’s certainly no angel. ┐（´ー）┌
I’d do the Bread Maker too but I’ve been very busy lately! ( ; A ; ) Maybe later!
