soldier and spy in emesis blue drive me insane. spy lets soldier smoke his expensive cigarettes. soldier references ray charles and spy doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about. Soldier confuses a model skeleton for a real one. Soldier threatens a spliced pre-recorded message as if it was a real conversation. Spy calls himself ‘mannix’ a much more aggressive detective, and soldier ‘columbo’ who’s more irreverent and goofier. did spy watch columbo and think ‘this guys like soldier’ the entire time. Spy threatens to shoot him on multiple occasions. after the first time he threatened him, he helps soldier get up after he falls. spy appears in his ptsd flashback to basically say ‘you dont have to come back to this’. spy makes soldier fake a leg injury so he appears more tragic at the funeral. soldier then tries to suicide bomb himself and spy at said funeral. soldier has saved spy’s life on numerous occasions. I want what they have. Soldier keeps a rocket launcher in the trunk of Spy’s car, Spy accidentally blows up his own car with said rocket launcher.