Headcanons, headcanons and more headcanons but with drawings this time.
✵One common headcanon I always think of is that literally every character ever had fucked up trying to cut their hair by themselves, it's a fun pattern /lh
✵Fucking bet you Tethys used to bully Zef
✵ Timmy and Marco would love musicals actually
✵Explained it before- but in human form; I really feel like the merfolk in human form are still stronger and faster then the average human, Zef would be too but he's still getting used to the surface lmao
✵The fish bois most likely don't understand what hair dye is
"I'm dying my hair blonde tomorrow-"
"..you're killing your hair??"
✵Sera would either tolerate or HATEEEEE slasher movies omfg. Zef doesn't like the little mermaid movie solely because of that one mom dying scene.
✵I feel like Soheil wears reading glasses..it's just a vibe
✵do you think there's video games on the ship in the rebel series, cuz I feel like Naveed would DESTROY others at Mario kart
He has daily competitions with Soheil, Torvin occasionally joins and destroys both of them at it
✵Nathan also seems like he rocks at video games, specifically the horror ones. Put him in Slenderman and he's getting out of there with all 7 papers within 20 minutes if not less
✵if Zef finds something shiny he'll immediately bring it to Sera, on some occasions he *purposefully* looks for shiny objects for him
✵He also has an ongoing mission to try and sneak up on Sera, but Sera always knows. Zef refuses to give up.
✵Guys you're really gonna need to hear me out on this one. Ray reads romance novels in his free time for fun. OH ESPECIALLY THE SAME WITH SKY- He wants to know what love feels like and what better way to learn than to read.
✵Ray had those little Beyblades back in middle school. Hell he probably STILL has them actually, just for the memories. Also it's a really cool trinket
✵Mercury has a subtle limp I feel ? From getting hurt all the time—well, not ALL the time, but enough times.
✵Zef has a VERY specific and picky music taste but the problem is you can barely figure it out because it changes like, every few days or so.
✵I feel like Konrad and Sky tend to dissociate a lot ? Just daydreaming and all
✵I'm going to need everyone to hear me out on both Zef and Sera liking photography. Clemmy shows them how to take photos on their phone and it’s all over—like HOW did you take 378 pictures in the span of an hour.
Then hits the realisation that humans live for like, a third of what merfolk live up to so Zef and Sera start hanging little photos of them and Clemmy they took in the cave where they'd meet up as a forever memory.
✵Not an HC and more of a theory- but hear me out, what are the chances Sky DOES turn back into a human somehow?? Smt smt the long line of dark magic that turned the elves into vampires clashes with the holy immunity and reverses him back....But also a negative and a positive make a negative—so instead of reversing him back it could either turn that ginger into god or kill him.
✵Zef thinks jumping out of the water to startle people is the funniest thing ever.
✵Zef, Nathan, Konrad, Sky, AND Ray stim. I rest my case.
✵If Timmy hears a new word, he has to repeat it at least three times.
✵actual crossover shit—Uno night would go CRAZY with all of them.
For Ray's safety and sanity he doesn't join-
"no I'm not playing Uno with a vampire, a zombie, an enhanced spy and a fucking mermaid. Get me OUT of here."
And you know what I don't blame him—If someone said I have to play go fish with a werewolf I'd leave right then and there....Imagine playing go fish with merfolk though- I'd do it just for the jokes i fear.
✵Do not let any of these men anywhere near horror games actually, something is getting broken and it's probably the monitor.
✵ Timmy is the resident "baby" of this AU, and Ray is the extremely unwilling babysitter.
✵it's okay though he acquires Bodie as a father figure /hj
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Miranda Madrigal & Joaquin, Ines, and Santiago Madrigal — Cousins! She’s probably closer to Ines than the boys. Miranda having an uncontrollable gift + Ines having gift would be such a vibe
Harmony of Atlantica & Melody and Maximillian — Family in some way, shape, or form
Roland Hood & Reva Khan — Shapeshifters! Animals turned human bonding!
Eleanor Amora & Trevor Badun — Her kindness would do so much for him and his soft heart
Pepper Rose & Jean Radcliffe — Eldest daughter vibes here
Cookie Cheshire & Reva Khan — Commiserating over the fact that both their best friends went off to Auradon without them (granted, Reva’s in love with her best friend and Cookie’s not, but still)
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Y’know, the Weissmans, as a whole, are just the strangest fucking family. There’s the oil heiress-turned-matchmaker mother who was basically a starving artist in Paris once upon a time, the high level mathematician/anarchist father who definitely has a criminal past, the high level mathematician/CIA spook son who may or may not have killed people, and the housewife-turned-famous comedienne daughter who spent a good chunk of time being the emcee at an underground strip club.
That’s going to be the wildest biography in the future when Noah’s shit gets declassified and Abe’s statute of limitations runs out.
Oh hell yeah the Weissmans make every other family on the show look deeply normal.
Lenny looks around at some point and just thinks "the fuck did I marry into????"
The best thing about the Weissmans being insane is that it's easy to think of crossovers.
Noah's CIA status means a Chuck crossover is right there.
I have a Batfam crossover sitting in my head about Midge having babysat for Martha Wayne (Kane back then), and staying in touch, checking in on Alfred and Bruce after Thomas and Martha were killed.
West Wing is so easy it hurts. I could even slip Midge into the Tuna-Melt Universe if I ever have them go to the White House Corespondent's Dinner. C'mon Midge (or Lenny) would make a great speaker.
MCU: Midge meets Peggy Carter, probably through Noah.
Being the number one dimensional cartographer for the Redstoner Cinematic Universe Cinematic Universe and some of the other things that have simply so much redstoner vibes is truly a challenge, because most of the people who could be in the Redstoner Cinematic Universe Cinematic Universe have no idea that they could be in the Redstoner Cinematic Universe Cinematic Universe, and therefore are unable to act on that information.
But I know.
And the thing is, Redstoner was so long ago, right, and it’s literal lost media, the original videos are inaccessible, and for all I know some of the people who were in Redstoner might not recognize something similar to Redstoner if it bit them on the nose. And like, obviously, I’m not expecting to receive a Redstoner 7 or whatever from any corner of this tangled map, but in the situation where someone who starred in Redstoner was facing down something with intense Redstoner vibes, I’d be getting my hopes up for some small reference.
And I don’t want to be insufferable, but nothing might come of this unless I be insufferable.
Empires SMP. The sun may well set over fWhip’s kingdom (countdom?) of Grimland, but with all those spikes of redstone ore, you’d be forgiven for thinking it didn’t. With all that redstone, apparently, whispering in his ear to create more explosive potions... things could easily go horribly wrong at any moment, it seems.
Enter the newest member of the SMP, the final member of the SMP. Shubble’s only just joined, and seems to be planning to live off the land, to build her empire into the sides of hills. Hobbit homes. Unassuming, earthy tones. Not really an indicator that she’d know what I’m talking about or reference it any, and this would be a completely irrelevant arrival to the redstone ore shenanigans...
...but Shubble was in Redstoner, the horror series where the contraptions are impractical and the sun never sets. She made her appearance near the end of Redstoner II: M.O.D.S., helping Ross (Redstoner’s protagonist) show off a quicksand mod. Sometimes, when she spoke, something blue slid its own messages in for a fraction of a second, something trying to fight back against the something red that had a grip on Ross. Her probably-unwitting efforts did not work, and she was tricked into a (fleshy(?), quicksand-like) death trap without a grappling hook.
Redstoner, even its most recent iterations, was a long time ago, and there are no pleasant fates in its world. Shubble as seen in Empires thus far has no particular association with quicksand or the colour blue. But when they said the Red Sun never sets, turns out they meant it, and I’ll be getting my hopes up for even a mention of a reference whether I like it or not.
