#crossover shitpost

My decades long obsession and my obsession for decades to come both won me over with their protagonist's smiles :D

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Pyrrha: *blushing, smiling* "Oh, my...Beloved~."

Harriet: *pouts, blushing too* "That is...so stupidly sweet."

Bleiss: *blinks, exhales* "That fuckable himbo."

Ryuko: *grumbling, flustered* "Dork!"

Korra: *nods* "Yeah." *shrugs her shoulders* "But he's our dork."

Jessica: "Our sweet dork~."

Mona: *sputtering* "He...he didn't need to lay it on that thick!"

Bleiss: *gremlin smile* "Phra--!" *gets smacked* "FUCK!"

Tifa: *clenched her fist, having smacked Bleiss* "Don't ruin the moment!"

Shantae: "And you had a semi-decent response, Bleiss."

Noel: *giggles* "Awww, and straight from the heart~."

Zhu: *concerned* "Though, it's nice...are we ignoring that Nora recorded Jaune without his permission."

Bridget: "We can focus on that later, right now, we need to give some loving~."

Nora: *sighs in relief* "Oh, man. I thought I was gonna be in trouble--."

Bluby: *aims Cobalt Cross at Nora* "Yeah, no."

--The Ark, The Autobot Ship/Base--

Bumblebee: *walks into the command center* "Guys! Guys, I found a box at the base's entrance!"

Prowl: *looking up from Teletran One* "A box?" *turns to the scout* "Bumblebee..."

Bumblebee: "C'mon, Prowl, don't be a prick! It could be a PS5!" *shakes the box, loud growling can be heard* "Um, ok...not a PS5."

Jazz: "The hell? Was that growling?!"

Bulkhead: "Certainly sounds like it."

Optimus: "Bumblebee, remember the Kremzeek incident?"

Wheeljack: "If it was another Kremzeek, we all would've been fried."

*Bumblebee blinked, shaking the box again, only to explode and reveal a monstrous, black wolf-like beast with bones protruding from its flesh and a skull face...The Grimm known as The Hound*

Cliffjumper: *alarmed* "WHAT THE SLAG IS THAT THING--?!" *gets attacked by The Hound* "GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS GET IT OFF!!!"

Optimus: *pulls out his Ion Blaster* "Autobots! BATTLE STATIONS!"

*Cliffjumper manages to peel the beast off, which sprints around; evading the laser fire from the soldiers*

Jazz: *shoots at The Hound* "Sparkdammit! Where the hell did this thing come from?!"

Bulkhead: *smashes at the floor, attempting to squish the Grimm* "Does it matter!? Get the forsaken thing!"

Wheeljack: *shooting at the Hound* "Looks like a good time for my new gadget--!"

Optimus: *swinging his Energon Axe at the beast* "NOT THE TIME WHEELJACK!"

*As chaos erupted on the Ark, Laserbeak watches from the railing*

--The Nemesis, The Decepticon Base--

Megatron: *watches the feed, chuckling* "Quite the effective use of that dimensional device, Shockwave."

Shockwave: "It took trial & error, Lord Megatron, but the results are satisfying."