#crestie

Bite my hand and latch on for 10 minutes

Try to go right under his heat lamp (the no no zone)

Bite my hand .2 seconds after jumping onto it with free will

Bite a tablecloth with intent to mate with it

Bite my phone with intent to mate with it

Fell onto the carpet and got mad when we tried to pick him up

Eats dirt despite being fed well

Pooped in his freshly cleaned waterfall

Came out in broad daylight for no reason

Tried to climb my hair