How to make creamed corn
Step 1) make sure your brain has commited suicide, if you want to make creamed corn then it already has
Step 2) drink an entire case of monster energy for 10 days straight
Step 3) get a nice pristine jar and optionally the waifu/husbando of your choice (I prefer to print out a picture of JFK from clone high)
Step 4) abuse your dick like your playing tennis on the Wii until everything comes out and the jar is full
Step 5) boil on a radiator until the kidney stones have turned yellow/your waifu/husbando has become one with the creamed corn
Congratulations you have just made creamed corn and your brain heart and dick have just commited suicide :)















