#crazygearheadwinry

[12:33:27 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: o m g

[12:33:47 AM] Emus: what even are we

[12:33:52 AM] Emus: is this real life

[12:25:31 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: l e v i  j e a n s

[12:25:36 AM] Emus: OH MY OGOD

[12:25:44 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: i ju

[12:25:45 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: sT

[12:25:47 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: I'M????!#@$#%^$&%

[12:28:26 AM] Emus: uGH

[12:28:32 AM] Emus: lEVI JEAN

[12:28:41 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: l e v i  t h o

[12:28:43 AM] Emus: that should be a crackship hol shit

[12:28:47 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: jeSUS CHRIST

[12:28:59 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: their ship name should be pantalones

[12:29:00 AM] Emus: yyyes

[12:29:08 AM] Emus: p a n t a l o n e s

[12:29:17 AM] Emus: you ship it because of the fact

[12:29:20 AM] Emus: that it's levi

[12:29:21 AM] Emus: and jean

[12:29:25 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: e x a c t l y

[12:29:38 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: or their ship name could be hosen

[12:29:48 AM] Emus: or...

[12:29:49 AM] Emus: d e n i m

[12:29:54 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: omfg

[12:29:57 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: ~jeggings~

[12:30:06 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: ~flares~

[12:30:49 AM] Emus: and then their slash fics could be called

[12:30:51 AM] Emus: highwaters

[12:30:59 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: oH MY  G O D

[1:45:59 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: and i

[1:46:01 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: i'm?????!#@$#%$

[1:48:40 AM] Emus: dik dik

[1:48:44 AM] Emus: and the great tit

[1:48:52 AM] Eren Swaeger Jaeger: ~starcrossed lovers~

[1:48:57 AM] Emus: omfg

[6:09:26 PM] Emus: there should be a club for shinji, ed, and eren

[6:09:33 PM] Eren Ackerman: Y E S

[6:09:37 PM] Emus: ~anime dads with glasses are asses~

[6:09:46 PM] Eren Ackerman: oh my guf ck ifdnilaskdfjiweofadsk

[6:10:14 PM] Emus: I feel like shinji would be one who gets along with both of them despite eren and ed not getting along themselves

[6:10:19 PM] Emus: "comeon guise"

[6:10:32 PM] Eren Ackerman: *holds tea cup looking 13243% done*

[6:10:33 PM] Emus: "cant we all agree that our dads suck, and just drop the limbs issue?"

[6:10:42 PM] Emus: "stfu shinji u don kno what its leik"

[6:10:54 PM] Emus: "Yeah I mean I got mine back dude but lol yolo"

[6:11:08 PM] Eren Ackerman: E R E N  T H O  I ' M  M E L T I N G  

[6:11:16 PM] Emus: BB

[6:11:24 PM] Eren Ackerman: I AM LEGITIMATELY WHEEZING RN

[6:11:27 PM] Eren Ackerman: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[6:11:32 PM] Eren Ackerman: UGHHHHHHHHH H H H H H H H HHHHHHHHHHHH

[6:11:32 PM] Emus: hE LOOKS A LOT LIKE SHINJI

[6:11:33 PM] Emus: OMF G

[6:11:37 PM] Eren Ackerman: JUST CUTER

[6:11:41 PM] Emus: vye P

[6:11:48 PM] Eren Ackerman: EREN'T CUTER THAN EVERYONE I'M GNONA

[6:11:49 PM] Eren Ackerman: UGH

[6:11:56 PM] Eren Ackerman: HE'S NOT F A I R

[6:11:58 PM] Eren Ackerman: FCU Q

[6:13:27 PM] Emus: "I'm clearly the hot one in this club yolo"

[6:13:35 PM] Eren Ackerman: j E S U S

[6:13:35 PM] Emus: "Hey douchebag, why do you keep saying yolo"

[6:13:42 PM] Emus: "stfu blondie u don't kno my life"

[6:13:52 PM] Eren Ackerman: E R E N  A N D  E D  T H O

[6:13:58 PM] Eren Ackerman: B    L    O    N    D    I    E

[6:14:38 PM] Emus: "Guise look, I have a giant sentient robot who is acutally my mom"