#crazy time

people not allowed to come over to my house

-Stuart Macher.

people who can come over

Jen: Well I just assumed you were a misunderstood witch with mommy issues and a tragic history involving a child partially created by death, death being your ex wife

Agatha: All of that is true Jen, I’m also just a villain, I don’t want to be good I don’t want a redemption arc or some big dramatic reveal I just want to kill witches, take their powers and wait for Rio to appear so we can fight or fu-

Jen: Anyway! that seems very self-centred, even for you

Agatha: I also like to mentor young witches, like Billy! He’s doing really well, a little too nice for my liking but he’ll get angrier

Jen: Is that him over there helping an old woman across the street?

Agatha turning quickly: Billy! No we don’t help people cross the street we push them into oncoming traffic!

Jen: You’re mentoring is going so well

Agatha: Yeah well I promised Rio some bodies and she’s getting antsy

Rio appearing: I’m getting impatient my love, where are the bodies like you promised?

Agatha jumping slightly: Hi sweetheart! We’re working on it I promise

Rio: Hm how about I just take Billy like I should’ve done in the first place

Agatha: Woah woah lets not do something we’ll regret, just come back in a few hours and you’ll have your bodies

Rio: And your body too?

Agatha: Oh absolutely my love!

So….im just taking this as Khaotung saying “yes” to his proposal 🤍🧡

(I also need people to know First completely bypass P’Tha, P’Aof and the other directors 😭, when straight to his bestie soulmate and just start serenading to him)

While the rest of the casts when and 🙇🏻‍♀️ to their bosses 🫣

And bonus, the unrepentant soulmates besties who drove our fandom to madness after today:

My Magic Prophecy After Party

I don't think she can girliepop her way outta this one