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TRICK-OR-TREAT

come trick-or-treat in my inbox requesting ficcies and I’ll either treat you to some fluff or humor or trick you with a horribly twisted sad AU  (I’ll use a random generator to pick trick or treat)

TRICK

“Go on,” Kageyama had said, “I dare you to.”  And, well, there was no way Kei could back down from a dare from him of all people.

So he’s here.  Staring warily up at a rickety old house on the top of an overgrown hill.  The wind whips around him, biting angrily at his exposed skin and throwing leaves against him.  Kei squints and peers up the cracked cement steps in front of him.  There has to be nearly a hundred of the damned things.  The door at the top of the steps hangs open, bathing the last few steps in golden light.

Nearly every instinct in his body is telling him that he needs to turn tail and run.  Like right now, right this very instant.  He needs to turn around and get as far away from here as fast as humanly possible.

But there’s that last instinct.  The one that had him touching pans as a child to see if they were actually hot.  The one that whispers to him in the dark of the night and fills his head with little what-ifs and maybes.  That’s the instinct that makes him put his foot on the step.

The light at the top glows infinitely brighter for a second and then dims back down and Kei would think it was a trick of the night had he not felt the blood in his veins pulse harder for that second.

Whatever is up there is calling out to him.  And he’s determined to answer it.

So he puts one foot in front of the other and climbs the steps and does his best to ignore the bushes rattling beside him as he climbs, ignore the way his steps echo back at him even though there’s nothing to bounce the sound off of, ignore the way his blood seems to sing inside his body with every step closer to the top.  He’s a moth and the light at the top of the steps draws him ever closer.

He has an inkling of what he’ll find as he climbs.  There’s a little niggle in the back of his mind, a little collection of thoughts and what-ifs that have been bouncing around and forming ideas.  So he’s not all that surprised when he finally reaches the open door and Kageyama is waiting for him, all dark shadows against the harsh light that seems to be coming from everywhere behind him and nowhere all at once.

“You came,” Kageyama says.  He doesn’t sound surprised, not really, but his voice has a careful tone to it like he’s waiting for Kei to snarl at him or something cruel.

Thunder rumbles in the distance.  Kei eyes the cloudless, starry sky warily.

“I didn’t really have a choice,” he replies distractedly as he tries to spot even a single cloud to account for the thunder continuing to rumble.

“You always have the choice.  I’d never take that away from you.”  

Kageyama tilts his head curiously when Kei snorts.  He finally drops his attention back to Kageyama and raises an eyebrow at him.

“And that’s why I didn’t have a choice.  Something like you giving something like me free will?” he explains when Kageyama makes a questioning noise.  “It’s unheard of.  An aberration.  Of course I had to come.”

Kei bushes past Kageyama in the doorway and steps into the light of the house.  Thunder rumbles yet again but this time Kei can feel it beneath his feet, a great vibrating grumble deep in the bowels of the house that makes his teeth ache.

Ehehe, what a great idea! This isn’t much but I hope you like it! Thank you for responding! <3

There’s a certain little rush that Koushi gets as he steps onto the grounds of Karasuno again, a little thrill that winds its way through his blood as they trace the familiar path to the open doors of the gym. Next to him Daichi lets out a tiny laugh at Asahi mentioning the nostalgia of it, and Koushi grins at him and raises an eyebrow. He barely waits for the spark of comprehension to light in Daichi’s eyes before he takes off across the ground, the wind whipping through his hair. There’s a yell and some spluttering from behind him, and he glances back just enough to see Daichi and Asahi have followed his lead.

He runs as fast as he can, arms spread to either side, and only stops when he’s made it to the gym, panting as the other two stumble and flop them all into a pile on the ground, laughing breathlessly. Asahi is the first up again, holding a hand out to each of them to help them stand. Koushi exchanges a grin with Daichi and they take his hands at the same time, tugging until he’s fallen down to them again, his hair falling around his shoulders with the force of his renewed laughter.

“Guys.” Asahi pats them both and tries to stop laughing, pushing away to make it to his feet again. He holds his hands out again, looking like he completely expects the same thing to happen but refuses to change his mind. “Lets see how our smallest crows are doing, yeah?”

And this time they stand properly, taking a moment to brush off their clothes as they think about the last time they paid a visit to their precious kouhai. Daichi laughingly recalls it as they finally step up through the door, and then Koushi is frozen, smile still in place, as he gets a good look inside. He barely registers the yell Hinata lets out when he realizes they’re there, too distracted by the sight of the long, long legs of someone bent over on court to fetch a dropped ball.

When he straightens up again, Koushi realizes that Tsukishima has gotten impossibly taller. His legs go on for what looks like forever under a pair of shorts that Koushi knows is the usual uniform but looks tinier than he ever remembers. His hair is longer, curling around his ears, clinging to the back of his neck with sweat. Everything about him is lithe but obviously muscular, and he’s grown into the lankiness of years past with grace. Koushi feels his mouth go dry as Tsukishima turns to them with a small but genuine smile.

Yamaguchi joins him after a minute, and then the others follow suit and Koushi forces himself to look them over too. They’ve all grown, in more ways than one, though they still refer to Daichi as ‘captain’ and bow to him before Hinata begins to chatter away at breakneck speed, but it’s Tsukishima that Koushi’s eyes and attention continue to drift back to, over and over again. After a while they usher the younger boys back to practice, waving as they head back to the outside world, and just before Koushi turns away Tsukishima bends to adjust his sneaker, aiming a tiny smirk Koushi’s direction.

He nearly stumbles down the steps out of the gym, barely listening to Asahi and Daichi talking about how well they’ve all grown, only one clear thought ringing through his head. ‘I’m in so much trouble now, aren’t I.’

Oh this is not a spoiler and I feel I answered it at some place before..but some time ago :D It’s a good question!Yes, they do meet at the job. Iwa works at the cities police force and after a hostage situation they find a body and the whole mess starts. Oikawa works in another town and is part of the countries FBI where he works as a profiler. The body Iwa and his team found has similarities to some other cases in which the FBI already investigates. So Oikawa joins Iwa’s team to help them out. Iwa is not so happy to get help by a higher force..he feels he’s not being trusted and now babysit. He is glad that they didn’t take the case in total and he can still work on it..but he still has no joy in working with Oikawa and his Profiler psychology mambo jambo. Iwa doesn’t trust this.Oikawa on the other hand is really invested in this case. He knows it already and the killer once slipped from him. He is angry and obsessed now and doesn’t want to let the killer go this time.So the two, Iwa and Oikawa, bump heads at first. They are both stubborn and proud.But with time they realize they work well together and slowly open up and become friends.

A Twist of Faete by chatielee, crackpairingprincess

Haikyuu!!

Length: 82,983 (complete)

Rating: General Audiences

Pairing: Oikawa/Ushijima

Author Summary:

As far as birthdays go, you only get a few special ones. The first being, well, the first. Then, when you hit double digits and turn 10. At 13, you're finally a teenager. 16, you can start driving. At 18, you're considered an adult.

Writer’s Asks

8: oldest WIP 

Oh god, um do we want fanfic or original work? Cause believe it or not I actually used to write that, and so the answer would be the book I tried to write in 6th grade, my first time writing my own story for fun. As for fanfic… well I’d need my old computer (and I mean like the one before my last one which also didn’t have word since i did just get a new laptop lmao) to find out because I also used to write things in word docs instead of google docs, so I’ll just find the oldest thing in google docs… which was last edited july 3rd 2015 and is an aokuro mermaid au that it looks like I was writing with melissa which tracks since that’s when I met the crew and started writing with them and had to use docs to do that 

29: Favorite Villain 

oh god ummm i’m blanking on everything I’ve ever liked this is such a broad question I always like the bad guys who kinda go from evil to more begrudging antihero I’m a sucker for that so any villain that does that trope you can take a guess that I like 

40: share some backstory for one of your charactersWell I don’t do a lot of my own characters really. The only OC’s I’ve really had since middle school are the ones from mine and @happypancreas fake scrabble anime Tiles!?*~ so let me tell you about Mari

(art of Mari is done by @happypancreas I just contribute to backstory and name everyone while my very talented friend does these on her phone somehow) 

i tried to avoid answering this one because accounting for all my fanfiction is just impossible but i finally did it so.... i’m doing this because both @crackpairingprincess and @cubistemoji tagged me

Rules: Go to your works page, expand all the filters and answer the following questions!

Disclaimer: i’ll be couting both my fics posted to brazilian sites like nyah fanfiction and spiritfanfics alongside my AO3 page.

1. What’s your first and second most common work rating?

First: Teen and Up

Second: General Audiences

2. What’s your most common archive warning? Least common? Do you consider yourself an adventurous writer?

No warnings apply

Creator chose not to use archive warnings

i consider myself pretty adventurous in the sorts of stories i write, like AUs and plotpoints and relationship dynamics, but not really in ratings?? i dont like/dont read most of the things that enter these warnings or go above the rate T

3. How many fics have your written in each relationship category? Is this more accidental, or do you have preferences?

M/M 23

M/F 16

F/F 7

i have... some clear preferences, and also a very obnoxious 13 year old fic file that i’ve accounted here gklsdhgsdlk .

4. What are your top 4 fandoms by number? Are you still active in any of them, and do you tend to migrate a lot?

Super Junior (18)

Soul Eater (11)

Haikyuu!! and Durarara!! (6)

currently, i’m only active in the haikyuu!! fandom, more or less on the bnha fandom as well. it doesnt have a lot of fics accounted for because my writing speed got slower and slower with the years glsdhgskld so my past fandoms (that i had more free time and a smaller degree of perfectionism) have a lot more fics... ((including on things i regret)). i don’t rly migrate a lot, i get hyperfixated on something for a long time.

5. Top 4 character tags? Does this match how you feel about the characters, or are you confused?

Death the Kid

Hinata Shouyou

Kageyama Tobio

Bokuto Koutarou

i’ll account just for my anime fics because idols arent characters LFKHGSLKD and i have crystal clear preferences, both on ships and favorite characters..... kenma one day will get on this top 4 because i have a bunch of WIPs with him, but a single posted fic where he’s in...... sigh

Bonus: What are your top 2 most used additional tags? What are your top 2 least used? What would happen if you combined all four of them into a fic?

Most used are: 

Fluff

Mutual Pining

and the least used are:

Scifi

Reference/Implied Homophobia

its not hard for me to imagine that?? lghslkgsdkl i could work with that. its not that bad. but science fiction isnt something im super into, so i probably wont do much with that gklsdhjglksdgsd