House arrest in pjs for days now, on recovery... Bye-bye appendix! π Was able to go to grocery yest., & (#Oh!;) a shoe sale happened to be on the way...π I can't actually walk on them right now but they're too cute to wear during meal times, pre-antibiotics... Haha! Quite tough managing stuff alone while sick, but I'm getting the funniest flashbacks... e.g. My last tummy related hospital visit ((Photo & diary excerpt taken from my good old iPhone 5s) π₯ CLINIC #WaitingRoom π: (Sees someone after 2 yrs.; hesitates to greet but) π π: "Whoa. You're here? I thought you forgot about me already..." π: (In my mind: "I blocked you") π: "How are you?" π: "Besides this weird stomach pain, I'm okay. I saw you on TV. During work. Got bit distracted..." π: (Seems mind blown) "This is so... I don't know... Somehow I was expecting you" π: "Hmm?" π: "And now you're saying, a stomach pain" π: ? π: "I dreamt you had my baby" π: (Widened eyes; remains calm)) π³β οΈ *pauses* "Let's hope that never happens..." π: "It's crazy, I swear, I dreamt it..." (Phone rings & screen saver of his massive abs show up) π: "Take it" π: "No, no, it's OK. Here let me show you my recent work..." (Modeling photos) π: "Hold on, I need to text my guy friend. He's supposed to come here anytime soon" π: "Sure, sure" (Scans half naked ripped photos directly & closer to my face) π: (Texts guy friend) "911. Aster Clinic. I'm not a violent person. And I'm so weak today, trying my best to type... But if you don't get here soon, I could physically hurt this person next to me. If can't come on time... just bail me out" πππ #oldphonetreasures #crackingmeup + #painkillers Serious, if I need a laugh... don't have to look further, I can just go through my old diary in Notes. π± #whatisthis #modelz #knowwhentostepback #reallife #comedylife #daily πΊ #wagganun #wagtularan βοΈ)) (at Doha)