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But alas, no one did.

Not Nobara who told them she was going out with friends - to which they cried in betrayal, childishly slamming their fists over the couch, saying - “You have other friends?! How dare you!!” 

Nobara only rolled her eyes then and pursed her lips, ignoring their cries as she walked away. 

Not Megumi who had come by at some point in that afternoon and reversed the heck out of there at the sight of his sensei. 

Then, they cheered, they cried, they jumped in joy - when a certain blonde sorcerer came walking in. 

“Nanamin!” Yuuji exclaimed. 

“Nanami! What game will we play today?!”

Nanami didn’t even bat an eye at the two idiots. And he left as soon as he got his coat. 

“That man’s going on a date.” Gojo suddenly stands straight and says in all seriousness, surprising Yuuji. 

“Why would you think that?” Yuuji tilted his head. 

Cupping his cheek thoughtfully, Gojo tells him - 

“Because,” He closed his eyes and carefully thought back; with Yuuji waiting and looking on in anticipation. “Because he told me earlier.” 

Yuuji frowns at his snickering sensei in disappointment.

“I forgot he told me he had a date today.” His sensei laughed. 

“I didn’t know Nanamin had a girlfriend!!” 

“Right?! Right?!!” 

“Let’s go trail them!” 

“Yuuji,” 

Yuuji looked up at his sensei. 

“You’ve not only gotten so strong.”

Yuuji’s eyes glistened. 

“You’ve also gotten so very smart.” 

And he grinned widely when Gojo starts petting him. 

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Utahime was minding her own business, catching up on errands downtown when she almost spits the tea in her mouth at the sight of Gojo Satoru’s large white head poking out of a bush. 

“Gojo?! Why the hell are you down there?!” She cried in surprise. 

And she’s taken aback when Gojo snapped up at her. And, both he and Yuuji shushed her with a finger. Frowning, Utahime shook her head in disapproval at how Gojo was being a bad role model to his student. 

“Nanamin’s on a date, sensei!” 

“What?!” Utahime crouched down under the bushes beside them. “You’re kidding! With who?!” 

“Someone who runs a bakery.” Gojo fills her in. 

“What?!” Utahime’s eyes widened. “But Nanami loves bread!!” 

“I know!!” Gojo turned to her with excitement shooting out of his eyes. 

“Oh, my god! Are we finally going to have our first wedding?!” 

“I’m going to be a groomsman, Utahime!!!” 

“Ah!!!!” Both Utahime and Gojo started hopping and crying in deliria. Beside them, Yuuji laughed and imagined himself as a groomsman too. Surely, Nanamin would let him, right? With all the time they’ve bonded over Black Flash!! Surely, he would!! 

“So, what are they doing now?” 

“Eating!” 

“Oh, shouldn’t we get closer?” Utahime asked them. “We can’t hear anything from outside.” 

“Should we?” Gojo turns to ask Yuuji. 

And Yuuji tilts his head. 

“I guess, if we could.” 

“All right!” Utahime cheered. “Let’s go!” She was about to stand up, when Gojo suddenly grabbed her and Yuuji and teleported them somewhere inside the restaurant - much to the surprise of the staff. 

“Gojo!!!” Utahime cried in disbelief. And in the next instant, Gojo wiped their memory. 

“Let’s try to keep a low profile!”