#cr2e94

Fjord’s big brother energies are giving me LIFE

Beau, a useless lesbian, is "managing" (watching) Jester and Yasha who show off their muscles as they're trying to roll away the trunk of the tree (and they do it so well ! Hot, indeed.)

Fjord, trying to teach Beau a lesson : "And why would we have come running in ?" Beau, very reluctant and stubborn : "Because we care about each other ...!" Fjord, very saracstically : "Oh, fucking shit, we do ? Amazing, does that apply to you as well ??" So funny but also YESS someone needed to talk to Beau about her self-destruct idea of going away !!

Oh, what's this ? It's Ashley with the steel chair on which is written WHAT'S MY MOTHER'S NAME ? Amazing.

Agressively likable : the Jester story

Jester, who's profiting fully from her casting of Zone of Truth : "Does anyone have a crush on me ?" Beau, who succeedeed her save, and has definitely a crush of Jester, and is a queen of deflecting : "Jester ! You know everyone does !" (the worst thing is : if there were an ideal moment to talk about the Crush, this was it !! alas the dice gods decided other way. Also Beau is still telling the truth in a way : everyone's a little bit in love with Jester.)

No matter what campaign, everytime someone overpays for things, Laura Bailey will come for their soul.

Fjord learned nothing from his tentative to deceive the swamp, and he now tries to intimidate the jungle. Me : "I'm sure the Wildmother is very proud of her paladin"... just as Fjord is being eaten by a huge plant. Oh, well.

Matt describes how Beau is rapidly climbing the tree, after Jester cast Guidance by smacking her on the ass and saying that the Traveler loves her. Beau, a useless lesbian : "Jester thinks it's the Traveler, it's just because Jester smacked her on the ass, though. I'm just very invigorated by that."

WAIT, WHAT ? THE TRAVELER IS ARTAGAN ???? Look, I was spoiled on one thing from the start, and that was : Artagan was a weasel (?!). I made the logical deduction when we saw Sprinkle, that this very well may be that weasel (so the jokes about Sprinkle being dead are so much fucking funnier). But Artagan as the fucking Traveler ?????? Let me tell you my dudes, I was fucking BLINDSIDED.

Love how, during the reveal, which I watched twice, Marisha is having a quiet meltdown as soon as she understood - and she was the first to go to there. She's obviously thinking about the end of Campaign 1, where a certain group of people whose name start with Vox and end with Machina, promised that one powerful archfey to build him a portal for the Material Plane... CONSEQUENCES FROM ACTIONS !! we love to see it

Laura, about Jester & the Mighty Nein : "I have never lied to you guys, ever !... (after 0,5 second of silence) That's a lie."