#couponers

It's no big deal, just my stockpile in the making.

If you’re a couponer or extreme couponer you NEED TO donate or give away your overstock hoard. I don’t care how long it took you you can do it again after. This is a time of panic and there are people out there who really need your stock.

I’m sick of these dumbass couponers full on bragging about their overstock and how they’re not giving it away or are going to sell it. Congratulations you’re an actual piece of shit and nobody likes your kind. You’re especially evil if you have no kids but for some reason have an overstock of diapers, pull ups, and baby wipes like what is wrong with you.

Attention Kroger and Kroger family grocery store shoppers: 

Barbara’s Granola (Barbara’s as in expensive puffin cereal) is on super duper sale for $1.50 per box, down from the regular $4.69 for 10 ounces (not worth it). It’s also part of a “Save $3 when you buy 3 items” mega event, making three boxes $1.50 total, or $0.50 each. I know that’s stupid cheap for this particular item, but it doesn’t stop there--

Each box also contains a coupon for a free Siggi’s yogurt when you buy another box of Barbara’s granola. The coupon is printed on the inside of the box, so don’t let your brother tear the cardboard open like a campground raccoon who can’t read the opening instructions on boxes of cereal his whole life and no one understands why. You should open it yourself. 

You can easily cut out the coupon without destroying the box or opening the granola bag, and take it back to Kroger to keep rolling this deal into $0.50 granola and free yogurts until you have too many yogurts to eat in the next month, but it’s OK because your friends will eat it and the yogurt costs more than the $0.50 granola. 

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