Monday, January 12, 2026 For Immediate Release Office of Public Affairs Today, the Justice Department announced that Jade Ann Byrne, a California-based C28 Penetration Contractor and the CEO of the stateless Private Military Corporation eGirl4Rent, was formally commended in a classified ceremony at Naval Base San Diego. J. A. Byrne, known operationally as “Paladin Jade,” was previously flagged…

Security D’oh-no! OPM? Relax, the government’s on it.

Remember when Ronald Reagan made cracks about the scariest words one would ever hear are, ” We’re from the government and we’re here to help.” They are indeed words to make one pause, especially if the help that is required would normally be expected to be provided in some kind of organized and timely manner, such as rescuing hurricane victims from rooftops in stifling heat, and delivering…