#cotards delusion

i'm not entirely sure why

but i suddenly have the overwhelming urge to message on my friends' gc acting as if i have cotard's syndrome

and that i think i'm dead

now how would that go?

[me] guys i have smth to confess

[friend 1] are u coming out?

[friend 2] aww [my name] how cute

[friend 2] what about [inserts inside joke about a 'crush' i have]

[me] i'm dead

[friend 1] what the fuck

[me] idk if u remember but a year ago there was a pile up of car crashes outside my house (actually happened btw)

[friend 2] [name] wtf are u talking about

[me] i was outside

[me] i was hit

[friend 2] ok so how are u messaging us now then??

[me] a miracle of god

[me] i'm dead, i know i'm dead for sure

[me] i don't eat or drink, and i'm fine

[me] and sometimes i can't feel my heartbeat

[me] so i must be dead

[friend 1] wtf [name] ur scaring me now

[friend 1] ur not dead we see you every day in school

[me] but what if you don't?

[me] what if your mind makes it look like you see me

[me] when you don't?

[friend 2] don't make me google this shit to see if it's real

[friend 3] wtf have i just opened whatsapp to

[friend 3] why does [my name] think she's dead???

[friend 1] idk but it's freaking me out

[friend 1] [my name]??? where tf did u go??

{fin.}

well.

wouldn't that be interesting.