#cosmic timing

>executive producer: vivienne medrano

mercury retrograde myth: everything is doomed mercury retrograde fact: slow down, check the date, reread the email and maybe do not build a prophecy out of one delayed reply. review feels less glamorous than panic but it works

🌞✨ These are a few sample pages from my new book Stardays — a practical and beautifully designed guide to aligning with the planetary rhythm of the 7-day week.

I just published it on Etsy as a downloadable PDF: 🔗 Stardays: Your Path to Cosmic Rhythm

If you’re someone who loves intentional living, creative structure, or symbolic tools for your day-to-day rhythm — this might speak to you.

I’m also offering free copies of the full PDF to anyone willing to leave an honest review on Etsy (after browsing it at your own pace, of course). Just message me if you’re interested 🌱

What Important Event Will Happen in the Next 72 Hours?

Ladies, your favorite chaos-curious tarot guy just sliced through the cosmic noise to answer that tantalizing Russian video title - and oh, does fate have receipts. Imagine your life as a poorly written soap opera, and the cards just leaked next week’s script. Spoiler alert: it involves a plot twist you’ll either champagne-toast or ugly-cry into your weighted blanket about. I decided to channel this reading after noticing seven clients this week pulled The Tower - which, coincidentally, is the universe’s version of texting “we need to talk” at 2 AM. Buckle up, buttercups - this isn’t a gentle nudge. It’s destiny doing parkour through your comfort zone. Expect sudden revelations (that ex? Oh honey, no), unexpected opportunities (finally monetizing your niche anxiety memes?), or a collision with someone who’ll recalibrate your soul’s Wi-Fi. I prepared this session with equal parts intuition and dark humor because let’s face it - the apocalypse might be trending, but your personal growth arc? Absolutely fire. The cards suggest you’ll know it when it hits - like finally understanding that cryptic text from your crush or your horoscope actually being right for once. Trust the chaos. Dance with the absurd. Screenshot this moment so we can laugh when it unfolds.