#cosmere wit

“Was it worth the boy’s life?” Shallan whispered.

“I cannot judge the worth of a life. I would not dare to attempt it.”

*Note: No spoilers. I haven't started it yet, so I have nothing real to divulge! 😝

Unhealthy coping mechanisms

Wit makes fart jokes

Renarin gets to fuck some shit UP like he deserves

Jasnah gets a girlfriend, but for "Political Reasons." (Haha, she's lying to herself. Just like everyone in these beautiful, dumb books.) Someone dumbly asks them with a smirk who covers their safehand in the relationship. Jasnah's girlfriend says, "I do." Then punches him in the face with said safehand.

Shallan joins Wit in the fart jokes

Dalinar adopts an entire nation

Rock feeds said nation

Mysterious pancake shortages

The key to winning an important battle is... Sticks.

And, of course (this really goes without saying, but...), My heart is ripped out of my chest and thrown, still beating, into the fires of some forgotten volcano.

As a final, last minute twist, Kaladin joins in on the fart jokes!