#cortis crack

JAMES

JUHOON

SEONGHYEON

KEONHO

james!

juhoon!

martin!

seonghyeon!

keonho!

juhoon

uses your dms as a grocery list as an excuse to message you

also sporadically texts “Hi” throughout the day with no context 

deadass has no opinion when you ask him for it but will die on the most random hills

can and will survive on instant noodles so he has nothing in his fridge

runs the bank in monopoly and steals from it for you. everyone thinks you're just good but no he's funnelling extra income in

says “happy birthday” on your bday and presents your gift expressionlessly. it's this one weirdly specific thing you've been wanting for ages and actually you don't think you've ever mentioned it before at all. but he Knows. don't ask how

walks on the outside but randomly he'll swap positions with you bc he says the inside has bad energy. again, don't ask

leaves bed in the middle of the night and stands in front of the fridge and just gnaws on a block of cheese in the dark to feel something

omg this guy will not leave the house unless you've kissed him goodbye. he will stare at you until it happens. 🙂 he's patient

remembers everything youve said….. everything

sleep talks except it’s all nonsense. he occasionally says your name and then goes back to the nonsense……….. denies it when awake even if you have video evidence

gets randomly jealous. unprovoked. you can't force it out of him it just Happens. no one can tell though he just gets extra silent

hypocrite

every time you try pranking him it falls flat. “i saw keonho on tinder” “Ok” 

martin

chronically late to every single date by at least 10 minutes

eats all the food in your fridge. eats all the snacks in your pantry

purposely puts things out of reach bc it's “funny” (he wants you to ask him for help) (no he doesn't know where the stepstool went woah crazy how it just disappeared) (NOOOO DONT STAND ON A CHAIR)

snores really really really loudly. and is basically impossible to wake up

sings in the shower and gets really into it so he spends soooooo much time in there. literal bathroom hog

would get matching fih calling t shirts with you.

cannot take care of plants to save his life for some reason except for this cactus named gary

if he finds smth he finds funny he will keep on laughing until you ask what he's laughing at

has a secret tomodachi life island with you on it. youre asleep and hes gaming away next to you. if you wake up in the middle of the night and ask him what he’s doing he gets really defensive. “NOTHING.” “uh huh.” 

only when you’re in love in-game does he reveal his elaborate island to you. “it’s fate,” he says

(he almost ragequit when your character had a crush on juhoon. game juhoon is still wearing an ugly outfit as punishment.)

worst influence when it comes to buying things

before you move in together he shows up at your doorstep unannounced 

WILL do aegyo shamelessly for attention

handwrites letters for you bc he thinks it's romantic but his handwriting is awful so you can never read anything

seonghyeon

if your food looks better than his he eyes you down until you give him some. he wont even LOOK at his food. just stares at you.

says the most out of pocket nonsense and you have to do damage control

thinks natural disaster zone is an acceptable living condition. he makes no effort to clean up

uses one item of cutlery for one action every time he cooks so he ends up having a pile of washing up to do

secretly terrified of needles but too embarrassed to say anything about it so he scrunches his face up and squeezes your hand to death

buys albums but he doesn't own a cd/record player so it's just performative purchasing

indirect final boss until he gets really emotional and then he just blurts it all out

makes you drive. passenger princess

randomly giggles to himself and won't say why. secret (he's thinking about old conversations with you)

keeps notes about things you like but will die if you ever find out about them

leaves his shit around your place in this elaborate ploy to get you to wear an article of his clothing…. but he never says anything…….. and you just never take the bait………. so you just think hes too lazy to do his laundry

omg also steals YOUR stuff. why does his hat look.... really familiar......... wait why have you seen that bag before............. pretends he’s looking for your stuff if you catch him in the act when he’s over

delays when either of you have to leave. magically comes up with ten different conversation starters

keonho

brings flowers to every date. no, like every single date. you're running out of space for the flowers

unironically thinks flannels are the shit. theyre infecting your closet

can cook one singular meal that's actually pretty good and everything else is mildly inedible. tried cooking breakfast for you once. the effort was cute at least

keeps asking you to go on dates where you ride a bicycle for two people. really insistent about it for some reason. ok?????

has a date success rate of 20% btw. smth always happens

if you sleep next to him he grips you with his cold ass bare toes

believes wholeheartedly that everything that's his is yours. but also everything that's yours is his

laughs during the most serious moments ever

finds great joy in i spy and will force you to play it if you're waiting for more than 2 minutes

texts you randomly throughout the day with equally random questions. “would you rather kiss the hottest guy in the world for 10000 dollars or kiss me for 10”

comes up with really weird food combos and forces you to eat them with him as a bonding exercise

updates you on every single thing he’s doing. “just left the house” “i might get tteokbokki today” “nah i want ramyeon instead” “do you think i look cool in these” “going to the toilet rn”

eats your leftovers with no remorse