#cortis crack

( syn. ) juhoon knows how to keep a secret. his only exception? how down bad he is for his favourite niche pop star 🤨🤨

( tags ) smau ⋆ fanboy&&idol ! juhoon x girlset’s 5th mem. ! reader ⋆ featuring members of CORTIS && GIRLSET ⋆ crack ⋆ fluff ⋆ includes swearing

#🫖: it’s so easy to write martin as embarrassingly in love we must get juhoon onto this agenda too 😛 also girlset has like 3 songs so i had to help them out a bit 💀💀

: ˚⋆✮ in which: you ask your boyfriend to guess where you are — ending up rage baiting eachother.

: ˚⋆✮ a/n: hello is this thing on do we want seonghyeon smau… guys if you wanna read peak go read @p0pularlonerr new martin smau its so good! linked here ☺️ ITS SO FUNNY TOO OK

MARTIN

SYN . accidentally confessing to your crush on the stupid ig story box thingy was definitely not in your senior year agenda. while you're embarrassed as hell and is currently contemplating your life choices, seonghyeon is nothing but smug and thrilled that the girl of his dreams secretly likes him back

part one , part two , part three

✏️ . . . wait ya'll ate up the 1st part sbbb here's a sweet treat for u guys!

✏️ . . . soo what we think abt it gangg. btw the petname shi r supposed to be lowk cringew cuz yn hates it n hyeon loves to get a reaction out of her LOLLLL. pt 3 out bbys !

cortis taglist . @taelvvrzz @en-dream @anniyahhh @hyuneskkami @toomanyfanficsbruh @maraaaa105 @wowbyselene @ges1ca @lillieepadd @1m0m014u @saez-you-boi-304 @kerooooooooooooooo @llostviias @uhmmjayla @eoduuung @yurikudon

taglist . @cortisalcholic @questionedjuhoon @amouriities @love4yubin @jhoon5 @wowbyselene @bitterinkandblood @mrssuna @cookyland @ddagoatt @lillieepadd @imanx71 @eunjjx @serenequasarunicorn @bestboileeknow @petalsinmylungss @edwinbrcaux @cherryluvssss @forsakenaura @chaorik1i @v3inesto @mellifluousanctuary @slvdsjjk @slowwalkersyap @teenstypashit @zhyufanhmp @kiiramsu @jenniferthekittycat @emsobsessedwithyou @habibimeansbeautiful @meroomeow

ᯓ cortis x fem!reader ᯓ synopsis: texts with your boyfriend who might be a teensy tiny bit jealous ᯓ warnings: just a cute lil smau! keonho and martin are kinda mean (not to you!) LMAO ᯓ authors note: my first smau 😳 idk why the formatting is like this i'm so sorry 😓

➪ pairing : ahn keonho x reader

➪ summary : after you get mad at keonho for telling an embarrasing story about you, he grovels for his life.

➪ other notes : guys i almost had a heat stroke today it was awful, but the blr doesn't wait for good weather. also this is something very cute and short, my attempt for more fluff !

SYNOPSIS — in which you won’t stop texting the gc about the fine senior that left.

pairing bsf!0t4 cortis x reader x James

warnings cursing, "die" jokes, underage drinking, drunkenness, reader is into James(“into” is an understatement), Keonho is a menace, reader is embarrassing

notes ! Finally part 2! Ngl I had two endings for this but decided to go with this due to my friends convincing me lmao. I also want to point out that y/n is meant to be older than martin and juhoon but younger than James. This is to just make it less weird lol.

masterlist Part 1

Synopsis ➛ texts between y/n and her moot whom she has a fat friend crush on but is too shy to interact with him 🤧

a/n ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ niche! Y/n x niche! Martin, could be platonic? Depends on how you view it! Y/n lwk tweaking, silly and made at 3 am, this goes nowhere, INSPIRED BY REAL LIFE EVENTS (plz plz plz plz hmu fine shyt PLZ!!!!) (not so nonchalant)(if this goes wrong, I lost a bet yall)

#🐈 : shamelessly admitting that I have a huge friend crush on da big blr so if you think this is about you YES IT IS HMU!!!😁

the one where you and and cortis!bf make up

cw - cursing, martin almost fumbles, martin mentions death like 3 times, martin gets threatened, martin gets turned on???, only a tad suggestive in his tho, seonghyeon execution joke, crack

part one

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a/n - it’s here! this is the by far the highest demand 😭 hope it lives up to its anticipation !!

pls interact !!

perm taglist - @borikentaino @4phroditeee @sonyui @2bamgyu @danerooni

thanks for droppin in :)