#cortis crack

( syn. ) juhoon knows how to keep a secret. his only exception? how down bad he is for his favourite niche pop star 🤨🤨

( tags ) smau ⋆ fanboy&&idol ! juhoon x girlset’s 5th mem. ! reader ⋆ featuring members of CORTIS && GIRLSET ⋆ crack ⋆ fluff ⋆ includes swearing

#🫖: it’s so easy to write martin as embarrassingly in love we must get juhoon onto this agenda too 😛 also girlset has like 3 songs so i had to help them out a bit 💀💀

ᯓ cortis x fem!reader ᯓ synopsis: texts with your boyfriend who might be a teensy tiny bit jealous ᯓ warnings: just a cute lil smau! keonho and martin are kinda mean (not to you!) LMAO ᯓ authors note: my first smau 😳 idk why the formatting is like this i'm so sorry 😓

➪ pairing : ahn keonho x reader

➪ summary : after you get mad at keonho for telling an embarrasing story about you, he grovels for his life.

➪ other notes : guys i almost had a heat stroke today it was awful, but the blr doesn't wait for good weather. also this is something very cute and short, my attempt for more fluff !

the one where you and and cortis!bf make up

cw - cursing, martin almost fumbles, martin mentions death like 3 times, martin gets threatened, martin gets turned on???, only a tad suggestive in his tho, seonghyeon execution joke, crack

part one

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a/n - it’s here! this is the by far the highest demand 😭 hope it lives up to its anticipation !!

pls interact !!

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Synopsis ➛ texts between y/n and her moot whom she has a fat friend crush on but is too shy to interact with him 🤧

a/n ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ niche! Y/n x niche! Martin, could be platonic? Depends on how you view it! Y/n lwk tweaking, silly and made at 3 am, this goes nowhere, INSPIRED BY REAL LIFE EVENTS (plz plz plz plz hmu fine shyt PLZ!!!!) (not so nonchalant)(if this goes wrong, I lost a bet yall)

#🐈 : shamelessly admitting that I have a huge friend crush on da big blr so if you think this is about you YES IT IS HMU!!!😁

: ˚⋆✮ in which: you ask your boyfriend to guess where you are — ending up rage baiting eachother.

: ˚⋆✮ a/n: hello is this thing on do we want seonghyeon smau… guys if you wanna read peak go read @p0pularlonerr new martin smau its so good! linked here ☺️ ITS SO FUNNY TOO OK

MARTIN

SYNOPSIS — in which you won’t stop texting the gc about the fine senior that left.

pairing bsf!0t4 cortis x reader x James

warnings cursing, "die" jokes, underage drinking, drunkenness, reader is into James(“into” is an understatement), Keonho is a menace, reader is embarrassing

notes ! Finally part 2! Ngl I had two endings for this but decided to go with this due to my friends convincing me lmao. I also want to point out that y/n is meant to be older than martin and juhoon but younger than James. This is to just make it less weird lol.

masterlist Part 1

⚬ in which . . . you’re seonghyeons biggest fan ( O1 | O2 )

﹙PRÉCIS﹚, ✿21𝓈 ㅤㅤ ⸻ idol seonghyeon & 𝒻. rea 𓂃 Ⓢmau ࣪ ˖ idol & idol 𝄞 ⸝⸝ ⟢ 、fangirl reader 𓏏 >﹏<

ℬambi :: hihihi this was heavily inspired by @ teacuplps nd her smau wit juhoon ! reader is in newjeans for this smau yes i am pushing the nwjns nd cortis agenda idc… anyways this is highkey ass but idc ❤️ anyways stream redred hello like soty brah