#corniestcorn

hello king you didn’t ask for this information but we don’t ask for much in this world and still get shat on but I’d like to comfort you and say that in star wars, jizz and jatz are two separate music genres! they did not retcon it. have a nice day and good luck out there

ur nice in a business major kind of way

I'd love nothing more than to have a team of scientists, dressed in full PPE, slowly pull out a never ending chain of colorful handkerchiefs from my ass while I'm on my knees in full clown regalia, with my face adorned with the honkiest red nose ever conceived. For hours, days, months, years, decades, this team of stunned scientists would pull more and more and more handkerchiefs, each covered in just a bit of uncomfortable mucus or slime of which the test results cannot confirm or deny whether it is human in origin. Like a cuckoo clock, every half hour, I would gyuck-a-hyuck giggle and laugh while honking my clown nose at an inhuman rate. What sanity hath thee left, scientists, after pulling my handkerchiefs for so long? As the generations pass, I would be kept, preserved as some grotesque abomination, a thing that must be hidden, but never destroyed. Yet still, brave men and women who dare to read the redacted files and notes of yore scrawled, in desperation, by those driven mad, yes, these foolhardy scientists will take to my chambers and pull those handkerchiefs once more. They will find no end to it. They will find no happiness, no satisfaction. They will find only the dull horror of the infinite.

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

"#and everyone in town is bi and down to hit it" yeah and even in stardew valley you can't get any ass just like irl so keep farming you fool

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

wait no you're the right person bro why do you have a thousand blogs.......... anyway i nuked my meat

hey peabrain, your mom buy that turtleneck for you? hope she kept the receipt the thing's ugly as hell. but i guess it fits your ugly aesthetic self don't it LMAO