“dex should kiss his rival” the trilogy:Â
ok…ok. confession time… i’m not a super huge fedex shipper (i am so sorry sel. i promise i adore you and your work)Â
it’s because i head canon fitz as aromantic and trying to force himself to feel the “correct” emotions, but if they were canon id be thrilled (duh)
with that said, internalized homophobia fitz falling for the only boy who hates him would be wonderful.Â
dex teases fitz sooo bad. making him blush every hour of the day.Â
before fitz has the oh moment, he would be really “angry” about how “annoyingly” tall dex was.
he also “accidentally” counts dex’s freckles when he’s bored.
fitz makes the pie for dex to poison [you decide whose getting the pie].
yk that one video of conan gray and somber… yeah that’s themÂ
fitz will stay on the imparter until he dozes off just listening to dex tinker with things.
writing this made me ship them more.
they’re either besties or have been secretly dating since flashback.Â
before they started dating and were in the crushing phase, biana would do dex’s hair pretty often in a 100% platonic way.Â
dex makes her lots of jewelry
he also learned how to make clothing for her. she designs them and he makes them. it’s nice for him to have someone working earnestly alongside him on a project.Â
if biana called him pretty, he’d die.
after the nightfall incident, biana was very uncomfortable with her scars (canon). everyone thought it was because of her no longer fitting the traditional beauty standards, and maybe part of it was. but the hardest part was the feeling that the hands of her attacker were permanently etched upon her. dex was the first person she was able to talk to about this.Â
he also shows her his scar and opens up about how he was tortured (the first time since sophie)Â
@doodle-do-wop is directly responsible for me considering them at all. shout out to them. they have the most spectacular stinex fanart i’ve ever seen and i want it injected into my veins.Â
it’d be so funny guys. like that’s 89% of my enjoyment. they’d be peak comedic relief couple ever.Â
it would wreck dex. oh my gosh. he’d be so pathetic.Â
stina could never, never tease anyone again about their taste in people.
the more that they like each other, the more they project their insecurities onto one another.Â
then something changes, probably stina beating up someone for making fun of a talentless or something.Â
this is the one relationship dynamic where dex would never fall into his self-deprecating tendencies cause “i’m not going to loose in front of stina heks!”Â
if they ended up together, they would have no fear of abandonment cause their attraction to each other would be like a black hole that both of them equally tried to escape from.Â
lowkey don’t seem like their dating. they just gradually get less and less mean to one another. simple things like nudging one another during team valiant meetings. stina fidgeting with her panic switch.Â
dex suddenly knowing how to ride horses (alicorn more specifically) is when it clicks for sophie.Â
80,000 years later and sophie still makes of him.Â
and then he points out that it took her 3 years to realize that keefe was in love with her and she shuts up.Â
they can not make eye contact together <333
“here, darling, have a hand-made saddle i made for your unicorn” “when did you last sleep, idiot?!” “isn’t it pretty??? like me???” “prettier than you actually” (she’s a liar)Â
hold pinkie fingers cause their hands are always busy, calloused, cut, or dirty.Â
so to recap: dex calls fitz pretty, biana calls dex pretty, and dex calls himself pretty while stina rolls her eyes (she agrees).Â