Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that will reportedly put the 12-year-old girl hopelessly out of touch with her generation.

Perusing his music and film collections and showing reporters distinctive, well-regarded works that will thoroughly alienate Emma from her sixth-grade classmates, Campbell said he wanted to make sure his daughter enjoyed the benefits of a cultural education he never received at her age.

He's pretty lax with the dad stuff

Doesn't rlly think too much about it, he just loves Spinner and kinda treats him more like a friend than anything else

Shadow is in charge of the more parenty stuff

Is this unhealthy? Yes

Do they know this is unhealthy? They got married and didn't tell anyone because they didn't think it was a big deal, of course not

Music: Cool Dad by 5 Seconds of Summer

kris: @5 Seconds of Summer yall want one?

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