Fuck it. Shane-secretly-writes-hockey-romances unfinished chapter be upon ye. Inspired by a post from @deliciousblizzardshark :)
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He didn't mean for it to spiral out like it had. Truly. It was only supposed to be a vent. A spite filled release. A way to get his frustration out, because what the fuck was that book. How did it get fucking published? The hockey was, quite frankly, insulting to anyone with even an ounce of intelligence and the most basic concept of the game. The fact that the romantic interest was into someone who sucked as much at hockey as the lead did was baffling to him.
Shane could write better than this. It wouldn't even be that difficult.
And apparently it wasn't, considering the fact he's currently staring at the revised draft his editor sent back for his third fucking book.
Christ. What had his life become.
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It started because of Hayden, of all people. Well, more accurately it started because of Jackie's horrible taste in literature, but Hayden was the one who introduced Shane to that book, so really, it was his fault.
They were finally flying back after a particularly grueling roadie his second season, and Shane's phone didn't charge properly overnight. Normally this would be fine. Shane comes prepared, and typically packs several books to help pass the time.
Unfortunately, he underestimated how fast he'd go through them all. And he can't just reread them immediately. It's too soon for them to go back into rotation. He has a system for rereading his books, and he is not going to break it for this stupid plane flight, no matter how bored he is.
And this is what led him to that fateful conversation with Hayden that day.
They sat next to each other, as per usual. Shane sat in his preferred spot in the back of the plane (the safest spot, according to his research) and Hayden had plopped down next to him, "So we can live together in a crash!" Shane appreciated the routine. He knows what to expect. They would chat, flight snacks would be passed out, Shane would take out his phone or book to pass the time, and Hayden would follow his lead, either pulling out his own distraction, or turning to talk with another teammate.
The take-off yapping was fine, Hayden his usual gregarious self, but the snacks-and-relax portion is where it all went wrong.
He stares at the 14% on his phone, and sighs. No way it was lasting the next two hours. He powers it down, conserving the battery for later.
Not even a sip of his ginger ale was enough to soothe him.
Perhaps he could reread the first book he brought? It had been 5 days, and he's read another book in-between. That should be enough time between rereads, right? Even if the thought of it was making his skin crawl at the wrongness—
“You doing alright, buddy? You look like you're about to glare a hole through your carry-on.” Hayden asks with a light nudge, snapping Shane out of his spiral.
“Oh, uh, yeah. I was just trying to figure out what to read. Although I've already read everything I brought…” He trails off with a grimace.
Hayden gets a glint in his eye. “You should've said something earlier, dude. I have just the book for you. It has hockey in it, don't worry. Jackie recommended it to me, actually!”
That recommendation should've been the first hint that this book wasn't his usual fair of autobiographies and nonfiction. Jackie was a notorious romance reader. And Hayden is an absolute sap who always takes a book of hers with him, no matter the actual content, “because it smells like her perfume, Shane. I miss my wife, Shane!” He's still not certain that Hayden actually reads the books, honestly.
The second hint was the title and cover. 'Before the Buzzer Sounds' wasn't too suspicious on its own, but the artwork of a goalie brooding shirtless in front of the net—no proper upper padding or a helmet, which is stupid, especially for a goalie of all things—should've been his second clue.
But it was a book about hockey, and Shane was a desperate, desperate bored man stuck in a flying tin can for approximately the next hour and a half.
So sue him, he read the sketchy hockey romance book.
It started off… okay. It introduces the main character (a hockey goalie named Ivan Petrov) and he was pretty quick to deduce that this wasn't an autobiography. The opening hockey scene is rather light on any game details, and is more focused on the inner turmoil of Ivan, who apparently got dumped by his fiancee.
He lets in a frankly embarrassing amount of goals in this fictional hockey game. Shane is a tad disgusted. Why didn't they switch out their goalies? If your guy is handing out goals to the other team like they're fucking candy, it's time to shift strategies. But he's already reading it, and it's not like he has anything better to do—so sucky hockey goalie book it was.
Somehow, this game leads to a meet-cute with an actress, of all things. Who found Petrov to be charming. Which, what? But alright, sure, Shane guesses this might as well happen.
It feels almost like watching a train wreck. It wasn't good by any means—but he couldn't stop himself. The hockey feels like a set dressing to what is coalescing to be a complicated, messy romance with logic that makes no sense.
Chapter six is where he breaks. The book describes the first date—a vaguely boring ice rink date where Petrov teaches the actress, Vanessa, how to skate. Fine, he can handle it. Minimal eye rolling. But then the book follows them back to Petrov’s place. They start making out. It begins to escalate. Shane gets the feeling this is supposed to be hot, but the talk of Vanessa’s “perky tits under Ivan's hands” is doing very little for him. He steadily ignores the vivid descriptions of Ivan's broad chest.
The book just keeps going. Ivan’s dick is being alluded to in some creative ways. His ears feel warm now. Surely it'll cut out, right? Fade to black? Hayden wouldn't give him a book with explicit sex scenes while they're on a plane full of their teammates. It's not like they published full on porn in this book. He turns the page.
Well. Apparently they did. Vanessa and Ivan are 100% fucking nasty in lovingly described details.
He slams the book down with a dull thud. “Hayden, what the fuck am I reading?” He asks flatly.
Hayden glances back at him, stopping his conversation with Mitty. He paints an innocent smile.
“I told you, a hockey book!”
Shane darts his eyes at their teammates, who seem largely absorbed in their own conversations, thank god. “And did you actually read this fucking hockey book?” He hisses out.
Hayden laughs. “I see you've hit chapter six. That was one of Jackie's favorite chapters. Just wait until you get to chapter 17. She says that one was very inspirational.”
He gives a teasing eyebrow wiggle.
Alright. Shane just learned more about Hayden and Jackie then he ever really wanted to. Glad to see Hayden reads the books his wife sends him, truly. He wishes he wasn't. Mostly. The author knew how to describe a man, for as little as she knew how to describe hockey. He purses his lips.
Hayden laughs. “You don't have to continue reading it if you really hate it, dude. It's fine.”
Hayden reaches out to grab the book, but Shane pulls it out of reach. “No, no, I'm committed now. You gave me this book, now you'll face the consequences. I mean, really Hayd? This book? I can spot two plot holes already. Not to mention the hockey.” He spits ‘hockey’ with disdain. The descriptions were an insult to the game.
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its hot in wolf trap, virgina. the sun beats down and the air is humid, weighing down on will as he arrives home from quantico. his A/C breaks rather often, and today is one of those days.
will doesn't bother to go inside. there's no one around for miles and the house will be stifling, even more so than his porch. instead he strips down, tossing his clothes next to him as he lays on the couch he keeps outside. he dozes off, the sun warming his skin, knowing he has nothing to do for the next 12 hours.
will ends up dreaming. he's in hannibals office, spread out in his chair, completely bare. he has his hand around his cock, his movements guided by accented words. a familiar lithuanian accent encourages him, little whispers of "you are doing so well, will. such a good boy," and "don't be shy, show me what makes you feel good."
he cant see hannibal, but he can feel his presence, strong, domineering, gentle. he likes the breath he can feel on the shell of his ear as hannibal encourages him. he is so close, he just needs a little more—
"—cum for me, boy."
and that's all he needs to be spilling over himself. he wakes up then, after he's made a mess of himself and his porch couch. its humiliating, to be quite honest, that his unofficial therapist had him cumming in his sleep like he was in high school again. he moans blearily, stretching as he prepares to get up and clean himself, when he hears a familiar accented voice.
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when hannibal left his office to go see will, using a case jack gave him as an excuse, he did not expect to find will naked and exposed on his porch. he certainly did not expect to find will naked and grinding against the cushion he was laying on.
hannibal supposes he should try to wake will up, to spare him humiliation. hannibal also supposed that if will happens to not wake up, he should need proof of that. he slides his phone out of his pocket, sets it to video, and presses record. hannibal then murmurs at will halfheartedly, saying "will, wake up. I have a case to talk to you about."
will, predictably, does not wake up. will, unpredictably, lets out a muddled moan, his hips twitching.
fascinating.
if hannibal were to test something, surely he could not be faulted for that.
keeping his voice low, hannibal croons, "will, darling, what are you doing?" and will lets out a gasp and a high whine, his hands loosely grasping at the couch he rested on.
how is hannibal supposed to resist those sweet sounds? hannibal encourages hims softly, drinking up the soft whimpers as hannibal plys him with praise.
wills noises grow desperate, and hannibal looks on with amusement. hannibal tells his sweet boy to cum, and he does, calling a slurred version of hannibal's name as his cock jerks and spills.
hannibal sees wills eyes fluttered open soon after that, and he cant help purr, "did you have a nice nap, will?"
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oh god.
will slowly tilts his head up, blue eyes meeting deep hazel.
hannibal is on his porch. hannibal is on his porch and will has cum all over himself. hannibal is on his porch and will is covered in cum because he dreamt about hannibal.
credits to @frederickchiltonsdivacup and @will-grahams-larynx for inspiring me through a conversation we had
Sorry, im still on this, but bundus goal is to make sure you get the ick with your current boyfriend he wants you to look at the minor things that man does and scrunch your nose in disgust!!!
Bundus is the kind of man to say as long as you're happy. When you tell him about your new boyfriend, then name every bad habit your current boyfriend has.
"Strange guy, ain't he....."
All the things you never noticed. Every habit he has, both seen and unseen, laid out to you. Won't be able to look at him the same, will you?
When a frown comes across your face, he knows he's won. "Well, I'll see you around." So sumg as he leaves. He'll give y'all three days. You've always been picky with men.
Kai would 100% burst into tears if "Are you okay?" left the Farmer's mouth.
I think Kai is a tough guy to make crack to cry. But it could be such a tender moment, and would have to be a build up of emotions that Kai has been resistant to express. Kai has been in survival mode since it was just him and Kai - young kits out in the wilderness and having to fend for themselves after the death of their parents. Certainly, Grimshire must have lent their support, but there are some things only Kai as the older brother could understand as a survivor and a guardian to the only family he has. He must feel as if he needs to shoulder all of this, on himself.
Survival was as rewarding as much as it was punishing - scrapes, bruises, empty bellies - but it had to be worth it in contrast with the joy of a large catch or a bushel of fennel, the grin of his younger brother and the swell of pride as they could sit beside their fire pit with full stomachs. Kai must of had to shove down the grief and stress for the sake of making sure Tano, didn't have to face the brunt of suffering. He can't afford to be weak. He could dampen such feelings when he had the routine and rhythm of survival to preoccupy him.
With the events of Grimshire, however, I can see things turn on its head. As soon as the Red Tide pulls in, so does Kai's anxiety. He calculates how much dried fish they have to live off of before their larder runs out, where to fish and hunt away from the Hunt, how much to ration (I always imagine Kai gave the largest portions to Tano, a point of contention between them now that Tano is old enough to know his brother's self-sacrificing habits), and by Anima, how to make sure Tano doesn't get sick. In my mind, Tano is always the priority for Kai before himself.
Then there's the beast in the woods, and I'm sure a majority of us can imagine the spike of anxiety Kai and Tano may have. The increasing threat of starvation and the thought of death looms over all. The Lynx Brothers are far more exposed to what beasts there may be, and Kai probably takes watch every night during that event. Sleep doesn't come easy, and most certainly won't if that happens to Tano.
So, imagine the Farmer, after tirelessly mining or foraging for the sake of the next town project - to find Kai perched on that incline the Lynx Brother's shelter in the Marsh. Haggard looking, yet eyes gleaming in the dark as the Farmer approaches, spear held tight. What semblance of ease only returns when the Farmer verbally announces themself, and the grip on the spear slackens. But he doesn't let go. His eyes, flicker behind the Farmer in occasion, on edge.
It's dangerous to be out this late. He may say, low and chiding. The Farmer could probably only pose the something similar - Yet here you are. And here is Kai.
There could be a quiet talk between the two, hushed to not wake Tano as they discuss the events of the season and those past. It's only when there's a lull, that the questions turn to Kai - Have you eaten? How long have you been awake? Perhaps the questions start to prickle Kai, already sleep deprived, not wanting to seem weak and briefly thinking the care is judgement. But the soft utterance of Are you okay?
He's silent. Of course he's not. Of course he's hungry, tired, and scared. Scared for Grimshire, scared for his brother, scared for himself. But how can he say those things aloud? Complaining is a luxury, fear is for kits who could hide in the arms of their parents. Yet warm tears slide down his face before he can look away and stop himself, the darkness of night betrays him when he lets out a shuddering breath when he tries to deflect with his answer.
Maybe that's when he and the Farmer sit down, or maybe the Farmer ushers him into a hug to cry into their shoulder, a moment of trust and vulnerability without judgement.
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A small rewrite of dating app könig, cause there was no grammar or anything in that so enjoy this. Mind you there's still most likely mistakes. König x black reader
My simple pleasure: Hunting
My greatest strengths: Me
Best way to ask me out: Please
While you sit there swooning about this mystery man from whatever strange dating app, you're friends share a worried glance at each other, looking through his profile,
"Look at him, isn't he so cute!"
Silence
A blur of man, a topples picture of him, head covered and in the snow. They're all less than impressed when they're met with a picture taken too close to the camera, hollow blue eyes staring them down.
Your first friend turns to you, "Listen, I'm going to hold your hand when I say this."
"There's no way this is real. Please don't tell me this is real?!"
"It's cool right! He said he lives in the countryside, lives off the land, that sort of thing!"
The look on their faces is nothing short of disapproval 'You can't really fall for this, can you?'
It's clear, with every photo and message they swipe through, their faith in you is lost.
"I've video called him so I know he's real!" Like that makes the whole situation better
"Did you show him outside of your apartment too(?)" Your friend is met with an elbow to her by one of the other
"You know what, call him. Right now, we need to see him."
You fumble around with the phone, half hoping he won't pick up. What's more embarrassing, he picks up and they only reply with "ew" or it goes to voicemail....
The tone rings twice before he picks up.
The screen is close to his face when he picks
"Hello!" He seems very excited to see you
"Hi ... just wanted to say hello, my friend also wanted to say hello." you angle the phone towards them, unimpressed as he hides away quickly
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nick Carraway/Jay Gatsby
Characters: Nick Carraway, Jay Gatsby
Additional Tags: Fix-It, Post-Canon Fix-It, Jay Gatsby Lives, Jay Gatsby Loves Nick Carraway, Gay Jay Gatsby, gatsby gets shot, Gatsby Goes by James Again, They Open a Food Truck, Gay Nick Carraway, Nick Carraway Loves Jay Gatsby, Angst to Fluff Kinda I Guess, One Shot, this was for a school assignment, fuck off, they kiss, Short One Shot
Summary:
Nick didn't know what was going to happen when he pulled Gatsby out of the water, sopping wet and covered in his own blood, let alone that Gatsby would want to keep him close after.