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If this is about the pirate au I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED, ANON!!! (If not I’m sorry)

This au’s supposed to be open for every game in the franchise, so I have a bit of everything! I haven’t played TOA, though, so you’re free to give your take on its cookies within the au!! (And from the other games, ofc)

As of now (the first 10 minutes of thinking of this), I’ve come up with the idea that the Five Heroes are regarded as the best captains/sailors there ever were in the seas, with each kingdom being their respective ships

They have this truce amongst them where despite the whole piracy, all 5 are allies

They, of course, disappear after the Dark Flour War, which would be the rise of Dark Enchantress’ ship and crew plummeting each heroes’ ships and each’s fate being similar to that of the canon ones (amnesiac PV, traveler Hollyberry, Cacao and crew docking and refusing to go back to the seas until GingerBrave comes along, Golden Cheese maintaining herself in an area of the seas where souls are stuck in the mortal realm POTC-style, and White Lily having the best nap ever aboard the Faerie ship)

GingerBrave and co. are a bunch of kids that recently decided to be pirates and setting off on their own little adventures similar to canon. The sillies ever :]

The Beasts were the original big captains of the seas, so much so that some parts of the seas are considered their domain even now

The First cookies were the first ever pirates. They started the pirate era and suffered a great tragedy. They neither talk about said tragedy nor do they explain how they’re still alive

Timekeeper cookie as well as, I believe (correct me if I’m wrong), Eternal Sugar are regarded as fearsome legends. They’ve only ever shown up once or twice at sea (and on land), yet they are feared as though fate alters at their will (because it does). But they’re just legends…right?

AND THIS WOULDN’T BE MY SILLY AU IF I DON’T MENTION THE JUICE BAR REGULARS

Sparkling’s bar is the #1 tavern in all of Earthbread, land AND sea. Herb has his own thing going on nearby for, y’know, herbs and plants (medicine), Mint Choco’s like a bard/traveling musician that somehow always finds his way to the tavern, and Vampire’s still the most regular visitor (he says he’s “retired from the seas”. Barely anyone believes he’s ever gone to sea before)

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