#conrad hauser

So anyway, they started blasting.

I do so love the robotic laser hand.

haha Get ricocheted, idiot. But also wow he really went for the pointblank headshot.

I guess this means that cobra commander is more interested in seeing it all unfold rather than securing a legacy. He’s not interested in planting a seed he won’t see grow.

Anyway he goes on to shoot dr. monev.

Ooh boy. One epic sword slash later and Duke is down.

We go onto a slightly homoerotic attempt at slashing of the throat. I say attempt because it looks more like he’s caressing dukes throat with the blunt edge of the blade here.

Ya see what I mean?

Something tells me cobra commander really wants that kind of loyalty. Y’know aside from the whole brainwashing machine I mean. Although I will say that was a rather big hint.

Alright, nemesis acquired. Brain washing machine destroyed. Mission accomplished. We’ll get em next time. etc.

Scarlett, Lady Jaye, and Cover Girl have their links for those of you who are new. I'll do a separate poll for some of the more niche Joe girls - eventually.

Have fun.

(P.S. I'm aware that Lady Jaye and Scarlett are both canonically taken and have good boyfriends, but I'm just curious and bored.)

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An open-to-order cover B by Chuma Hill.

A 1:10 incentive variant continuing the connecting cover series by Leonardo Romero (Mighty Marvel Masterworks).

A 1:25 incentive variant by E.J. Su (Tech Jacket).

A 1:50 incentive variant by Andrea Milana (Cobra Commander).

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