what would be Spork favorite method of training elites? Or just making them learn how to dodge his volt cruiser
The way I'd describe Spork as a trainer is that he is incredibly supportive but overestimates his students so much because he, himself, has always been used to extreme training (both when he was training with Poki under their mentor and when he went to Hobo-13 with Sizz lorr and met Hobo 678). So he assumes that everyone is capable of adapting because he believes in them *too* much. He doesn't OFFICIALLY train elites, but often times Poki would invite him over to train whenever her students are being slackers.
If anything, Spork is more suitable to the chaotic terrains of Hobo-13. He's very happy to be there to support the kids but then he hurls a car at you bc he believes you're able to dodge it (or tank it).
They're all doomed... (not dead but SUPER injured)