Apr 3, 2025
Fox: Does everyone know their job for today?
Cody: Water the flowers.
Thire: Vacuum the carpet.
Thorn: Wash the dishes.
Jax: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Fox: Close enough.
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Fox: Does everyone know their job for today?
Cody: Water the flowers.
Thire: Vacuum the carpet.
Thorn: Wash the dishes.
Jax: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Fox: Close enough.
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Sketch of Commander Jax
Commander Jax; 442nd Siege Battalion OC
Jax: I have everything under control!
Cody: *unfazed* That’s why everything’s on fire.
Jax: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Thire: Bet you I can!
Fox: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper
*The Squad is on a hike*
Prudii: It's beautiful out here.
Mereel: And quiet.
Prudii: Too quiet.
Mereel: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Jax with a bear in a headlock*
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Thire: So what's for dinner?
Jax: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Thire: …
Thire: Is it soup?
Jax: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Thire: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Jax: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Thire: STOP!
*one hour later*
Thire: It's karking tacos?!?!?!
Jax, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We're going on a trip-
Thorn: In our favorite piece of osik!
Bly: Doing 95!
Thire: We're gonna karking die!
Jax: *watching the entire Skirata clan have various levels of mental breakdowns and then go off and do insane things like nothing happened*
Jax: …and the other CCs call me nuts…