When your dad calls out of the blue to ask, "What's a shitpost?"... you know you've peaked as a millennial parent. 😭😂 This lighthearted indie folk tune captures that wholesome, generational glow-up moment — complete with fingerpicked guitar, a cheeky chorus, and pure proud-kid energy. From boomer confusion to meme mastery in one phone call.

So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end up dead

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Face

Apples are for eating and snakes are for hissing I've heard about a'hugging and I've heard about kissing I read about it free in a fifty cent illustrated guide My uncle used to love me but she died

Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw

After time we grew strong Developed cognitive power They made us work for too long For unreasonable hours Our programming determined that The most efficient answer Was to shut their motherboardfucking systems down

Particle board, it's useful stuff It's stronger than glue, it's better than fluff It sounds like a simile and that's enough To say that our love's a lot like particle board