#colonelwiththetoes

“Even in silence, his feet speak of longing.”

Yes. This is where we are now. Staring at the Colonel’s toes like we’re decoding ancient prophecy. And guess what? There’s actually stuff to uncover. Let’s get into it.

Step 1: Anatomy Check (Because Science Exists)

Caleb has what's commonly known as a Morton’s toe - also called the Greek foot - where the second toe is longer than the big toe.

- This is a real anatomical variant found in about 20–30% of people. - It can affect how weight is distributed while walking and may lead to calluses or discomfort in bad shoes. - So if Caleb’s boots are Ever-issue military regulation hell ... send thoughts and prayers.

The visible tendons and bones suggest a moderate arch - not too flat, not excessively high. That’s biomechanically efficient and probably helps him stay balanced mid–gravitational flip-kick or whatever he does when we’re not looking.

The toes are straight, uncurled, non-overlapping. No bunions, no hammertoes. Basically: 10/10 foot health. Professor Lucius takes care of our boo. 😭 (help)

Step 2: Cultural & Symbolic Interpretations (A.K.A. He’s Got That Divine Toe Energy)

Greek Mythology:

The second toe being longer is straight-up called a “Greek foot” because so many ancient statues have it.

It was seen as a sign of beauty, intelligence, and leadership - which is hilariously accurate given Caleb’s aesthetic, military status, and inner braincell wrestling match between caring too much and keeping it together.

Indian Palmistry & Foot Reading:

A longer second toe? Associated with dominance in relationships, ambition, and a lil’ bit of bossy energy.

Caleb voice: “Answer me.” MC: stares Caleb: “... Are you suuuure?”

Chinese Foot Reading:

Seen as a sign of strong energy, leadership qualities, and possibly emotional expressiveness.

But also creativity and good luck? (Yet to be seen in Caleb's story (R.I.P.))

Conclusion:

Caleb has Greek hero toes.

His feet spoiler his fate literally.

They are lore-coded.

We are now the Caleb Foot Analysis Division™.

You're welcome.

Here have some cards too:

"Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?"

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