S4E11 Cold Dick - Argyle's speech
Argyle: I've been thinking. I was upside inside out livin' la vida loca till I met you. Now after you helped me and Pop last year, I'm mendin' my wicked way, you know. I ain't had nothin' but honest jobs since. Only thing missin' is the love of my life. And I met her last week. Mona's the one.
Jarod: You spent six minutes with her.
Argyle: 360 glorious seconds, J-Man. Somethin' happened between us, I'm tellin' ya. It was like "electronical" chemicals or something. Pheromones, baby. I'm tellin' ya. And now my future brother-in-law's weepin' in his pistachio. You gotta let me come with you, J-ster. You gotta let me help her. J-Man. J-Dog. Please, I'm beggin' ya. Please, please, please, please, please.
Jarod [Narrating]: There are certain times in life when you need to think with your heart, not your head. This wasn't one of those times, but I thought it was, so I made the following mistake.
Argyle: Please?
Jarod: Get in.
Argyle: Yeah, yeah. Argyle is on the case. Come on!
