#codz headcanons

✨ Richtofen runs out of ammo and panics. With no resources at all, he decides to grab some snow off the ground and throw snowballs at the zombies on his tail.

✨ He lands a few, and then misses one and hits Nikolai square in the jaw. Nikolai sneers at him and shoots the zombie for him, then walks away before Richtofen can explain.

✨ The next time this happens, Richtofen accidentally hits Dempsey, who’s looking at something and pondering what it is. Dempsey looks to Richtofen, who holds his hands up and shouts a small “Sorry!”

✨ Unlike Nikolai, Dempsey actually sees the humor in it once he realises it wasn’t intentional. It actually puts him in a playful mood, and Takeo is the next person to get a snowball to the head.

✨ Dempsey laughs as Takeo shivers and scrambles to pat himself down. Takeo tells him: “We must not lose focus, Dempsey, the undead aren’t as forgiving as we are.”

✨ Dempsey waves him off, asking him if he’s ever had a snowball fight. Takeo says he hasn’t, and then the pair get to plotting.

✨ Richtofen is inside the castle, bickering with Nikolai over how best to train the zombies coming after them. They both have very different ideas of an efficient train, but they do eventually work together. Leaving the castle for a moment to head to the mystery box, Nikolai says to him: “This is why you leave zombie killing to me, or to team! We kill the hell-pigs, you get us out of here. Instead of picking snowball figh-“

✨ A snowball from Takeo cuts him off, and Nikolai immediately whirls around to Takeo’s direction, wiping at his face.

✨ Before Richtofen can laugh, he faintly catches: “Incomin’, Doc!” And suddenly the left side of his face is numb from a sudden freeze.

✨ He takes a moment to register what just happened, but finds himself laughing- This might be the first time that Richtofen has genuinely laughed during this whole ordeal. “Nice shot, Dempsey, I admit it!”

✨ As they’re fighting the undead, they each find the time to throw snowballs at each other too, or sometimes they work together to throw snowballs at the zombies, slowing them down.

✨ Coming to the end of their time in Der Eisendrache, Richtofen feels his heart crack as he has to put an end to the snowball fight. Any good rapport is immediately suffocated when he reveals what he has to do- What Dempsey ends up doing.

Call of Duty Zombies

2.0, Primis Crew; What Flusters them

Author's note: Non-requested. Just a random idea of mine.

Warnings: none | Pronouns: neutral

"Tank" Dempsey

Subtle flirting. He's comfortable throwing out cheesy one-liners, but if someone throws it back at him in a sincere way, he freezes and gets bashful.

Being cared for. Dempsey is always the protector, the fighter. If someone tends to his wounds, pats his cheek, or insists on watching his back, he'll get embarrassed and mutter something like, "Don't make a big deal out of it." while blushing.

Being called "Tank" (depending on the vibe). Something about intimacy in names throws him off. Especially if it's someone he's romantically interested in.

An obvious physical cue would be in the way he laughs awkwardly. His usual confident chuckle turns into a nervous little bark of a laugh.

Eye contact when he's flustered? Forget it. He'll stare at the ground, or suddenly pretend to be very interested in his gun,

Dempsey will scratch the back of his neck. A classic tough-guy tell when he doesn't know how to handle affection.

Edward Richtofen

Compliments on his gentleness. He's used to people calling him mad, dangerous, or brilliant - but when someone earnestly tells him he's kind or has a "soft" side, he gets red in the face.

Physical affection. A hand on his shoulder or someone brushing his hair out of his face makes his brain short-circuit. He'll try to cover it up with sarcasm or a joke.

Genuine trust. If someone looks him in the eyes and says they trust him completely, he gets visibly shaken because he doesn't feel he deserves it.

Richtofen avoids eye contact. If someone compliments him, much like Dempsey, he suddenly finds the wall or the ground quite interesting,

He fidgets. Taps his fingers. Adjusts his sleeves, or the straps across his chest - anything to distract himself from the warmth in his cheeks.

Normally, Richtofen is sharp-tongued, but when he's flustered, he trips over his words and overexplains himself.

Nikolai Belinski

Sincere affection. Nikolai is used to people joking at his expense or keeping distance, so if someone looks him in the eye and says they like him - even just as a friend - he'll get teary and flustered, trying to play it off with humour.

Acts of domestic care. Making him a warm meal, fixing his coat, or brushing snow off his shoulders makes him almost childishly bashful.

Physical closeness. He'll joke about being tough, but when someone hugs him without warning, his face burns bright red.

Nikolai's the most obvious about it regarding physical cues. When flustered, his whole expression softens and he sometimes gets misty-eyed.

He sometimes fumbles with his words. Not so much stammering as muttering nonsense until he can collect himself. Sometimes he makes a little self-deprecating joke, but his voice cracks a little.

Or sometimes Nikolai will simply lean into the affection. Unlike the others, if someone hugs him or teases him kindly, he might just melt into it despite being flustered.

Takeo Masaki

Praise for his wisdom or honour. Takeo strives to uphold discipline, so when someone says they admire him or call him "noble," he struggles to maintain composure.

Playful teasing. Takeo's not used to being teased lightly (since most insults he takes very seriously), so if it's from someone he cares about, he'll get red-eared and mumble rebuttals.

Unexpected softness. If someone, especially if he's romantically interested in them, slips a flower into his gear or adjusts his clothing for him, he flusters easily.

An obvious physical pointer would be the way his posture stiffens. When Takeo is embarrassed, he sits ramrod, as though sheer discipline will stop the blush creeping up his face.

He'll tend to stumble over his words or lose his usual composed phrasing if caught off guard.

his hands are covered in scars, but literally none of them are from combat. It’s knife cuts from accidents in the kitchen, tin can lids, Bobby pins, sewing mistakes, cuts he doesn’t know where they came from, cat scratches, and just literally nothing combat related. Though he tells everyone the scars on his hands are from combat.

he enjoys sewing. Often making ragdolls. Stuffed animals. Or just mending clothing. Keeps his sewing kit on him. Will sit and mend clothing when he gets the chance. With literally take his friends clothing without their permission to mend to because he knows damn well they won’t fix it themselves.

he has a joy for cooking. Making meals from his mother’s old recipes. He’s skilled with kitchen knife’s, but doesn’t mean accidents don’t occur.

likes to take in or care for stray animals. Will take in wounded animals and nurse them back to health as much as he can and once he knows there’s something wrong that he can’t fix on his own he takes them to a vet clinic.

he has a soft side. Rarely lets anyone see it.

has different flannels for different occasions.

Owns a few oversized shirts, that he only wears when sleeping. Because it feel nice. Along with less chance of the shirt bunching up around his shoulders and cutting of circulation to his arms.

owns a few pairs of heels. Doesn’t wear them, but refuses to let them be thrown in the trash. Literally anytime a female coworkers says she’s throwing out heels weaver asks to see the heels and if they’re still in pretty good condition or still look amazing he takes them.

definitely someone who enjoys thrift shopping. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Especially seeks after old vintage clothing. Or Russian items.

still owns his old school uniform. Just as a reminder of how much he’s grown. Sometimes sitting in the dark of his bedroom the dress on his lap as moonlight shines through his curtains. Pondering on what life may have been had he never left Russia.

was super shy as a child. Often hiding behind Olga, or his father. Never hiding behind his mother because she said it was unsightly for a “young woman to hid behind her mother.”

daddy’s boy. His father loved spoiling him in small ways. Like buying mini soldier uniforms. Which Young weaver would hide from his mother. Because she thought girls shouldn’t wear boys clothing.

female to male trans. Didn’t realize until late 20s.

Part one: siblings

Both Ultimis and Primis Richtofen have an older sister named Sam. For Ultimis, he and his sister would bicker about who's more right while Primis. He studies with her and seems to be the only person he trusts before her passing.

Ultimis Dempsey doesn't have siblings. He has buddies in the orphanage that he considers as his brothers (Bonus if Peter and his squad). Primis Dempsey has a younger sister (haven't thought of a name yet) who he protects and is the sole reason why he's such a girl dad.

Ultimis Nikolai has 5 siblings. An older brother (dead at 17), older sister, younger brother, and younger sister (Vik ♡). Primis Nikolai has only a younger sister (Riya) who he is so overprotective of, which made their relationship a little strained.

Nikolai, Dempsey, Takeo, and Richtofen's reaction to you doing your makeup and struggling. Modern au style huahua

I came up with this days ago while doing my eyeliner and totally forgot to post it 🙄

Primis crew edition

Tank Dempsey

You're doing your makeup early in the morning like, super early to spend like, 30 minutes on your face

He doesn't understand it

You're so pretty you dont need to cover your face up with some fake stuff 🙄

Dempsey's just chillin in his pjs on your bed, watching you struggle with your eyeliner

You cant draw straight for the hell of it

You groan out loud and complain, throwing the eyeliner aside to clean up your eye to repeat the same THING OVER AGAIN

He chuckles at your frustration and you roll your eyes at him in the mirror

The audacity istfg

Dempsey gets off his arse, walks over to you, and hugs you from behind

Ngl this surprised you

He whispers in your ear, "Sweet cheeks, you dont need all this." He gently takes the napkin away from you. "you're beautiful just the way you are."

F*** this man and his honeyed words 😭😭

You stare at him in the mirror, tearing up a little and he starts to panick thinking hes said something wrong

You turn in his arms and hug him tightly

"Thank you"

He smiles and hugs you back

"Anytime, sweetie"

He had to change his shirt bc you got makeup all over it, but he didnt mind one bit

You both went out and you decided not to wear makeup for the rest of the month

Nikolai Belinski

Like Dempsey, he didn't understand why you were wearing makeup

You're beautiful! why hide it from the world?

You're struggling hard, huffing and puffing because your face doesnt want to cooperate

"Why do you wear makeup, darling?" He asks, genuinely curious

"To look pretty," you reply, almost as if it was rehearsed

He walks behind you, turning you so you would face him

Nikolai cups your face with an adorable smile ☺️

"My love, you do not need any of these to make yourself "pretty". You are perfect just the way you are."

Boyyyy this messed with your heart strings fr

You gaze up at him with tears pricking your eyes and you wipe them away quickly

He places a soft kiss on your forehead "I'll wait for you in the kitchen."

Hes too nice for this world ong 😭❤

Takeo Masaki

Surprisingly, he was kinda intrigued by it

Like, what is that on your face?? 🤨

He read some of the make up brands while hes sitting on the edge of your bed, studying it like it was some weird specimen 😮

He noticed you struggling, getting frustrated and tears stinging your eyes 😓

Takeo leans forward to take the eyeliner from you and you look at him in confusion

He closes it and starts putting your things away silently

Takeo gently takes your wrist and maneuvers you to a seat next to him

He holds your hand and smiles

"You do not need these things to make yourself beautiful, my star," he says, rubbing your knuckles, "Why do you think I call you a star? Because you're beautiful and always a sight to behold."

Oh my Cheezits this man definitely makes you cry 😭😭😭

You sniffle before letting it all out

He gets all scared and s***

But you hug him, reassuring him that you were grateful and you guys spend the rest of the day just cuddling and stuff 🤢

Edward Richtofen

Man is just chillin, reading a book while sitting in your favorite chair 🥰

Hes just waiting for you to finish, hes used to this kind of thing 😌

But he kinda didnt understand why you do it, but he let's you do you without question

few minutes in, he hears you sighing

Uh oh, that's your irritated sigh 😨

Eddie looks up, concerned

It appears to be that you keep messing up and it's making you upset

Anything that makes you upset needs to be put down

He strides over, plucking the eyeliner out of your hand

You give him a annoyed look "hand it over."

Eddie shakes his head. "No."

"Why?"

"This makes you unhappy, and I dont want that. You should be happy with just being yourself, because I'm happy just the way you are. Liebling, the love of my life," he takes your face in both hands, squishing it a little and making you pout.

"You're beautiful, and nothing nor no one, can tell me otherwise."

Your frustration just whooshes away 🌬

you blink away tears and kiss him on his nose and then he blinks, happily surprised

"Danke, Eddie," you say with the brightest smile in the world

Hes glad he did what he did and yall spend quality time together for the remainder of the day

Aha wow I did it

i hope you enjoyed these hcsssssss

Note: I have had this on my mind, and I'm ready to say it out loud. This will be HEAVILY be just my vision of Maxis, mostly due to him(To me!) not have any personality or reasoning at all.

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• Maxis's wife died due to an unknown disease(at the time) and he desperately tried to find a cure for her

• Maxis had/has an unhealthy way of coping through stress and his depression, using smoking and wine(Red wine to be more specfic) to help

• Maxis actually did use to watch and hang out with his daughter, but Group 935 slowly and surely tool him away from Samantha. He still loves his daughter, but the stress and his own mind have made him neglect her

• Maxis's og plans for Group 935 was what he wanted, but when they discovered that Element 115 can reanimated the dead. He let his own selfish desire to over take and wanted to see if Element 115 had the ability to not only reanimate the dead, but to also give them their memories back. That needed ALOT of money though, hints why he would even sign ANYTHING with Germany during that time(Not to mention the bias that every German is a spy for Germany)

• Maxis DID respect his workers, but then the stress got to him. He even used to see Richtofen as a son...but we all know what happened next