#codi's face

I'd like to make a quick pet post. Since Eggy, @makae-the-fae , and I moved in together we've gotten our first pets, which are rats. So here they are.

First is Tofu, short for Tofurkey, a sweet angel baby who has never done crime. His hands are for holding carrots and giving you love.

Then we have our baby Finn, or Finni, he is sweet and trainable, he will give you a sweet high five for a little treat, but ultimately he's building up to a life of crime.

Last for our ratties is Taro, he is a big, orbous bastard man. He will sell your organs for a single apple slice and then act like he did nothing wrong. Do not trust this tiny bastard man, he will steal your credit card information.

But truly last is our newest addition to the family,

Hank, aka Henrietta Ham, she is the only girl in the house and she has a cleft palate, but is nonetheless adorable. We don't know her personality yet, we literally just got her tonight, but I hope she has the personality of a cowboy.

These are our pets and hopefully seeing them will bring you good luck in the year of the Rat. From our little family to yours, Happy New Year.