#codependent besties

I'm going to rip his insides out and wear his skin like an organic animatronic reverse fur suit

Call me Afton the way he's gonna be purple by the time I'm done with him, the Bite of '87 got nothing on how I'm gonna unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole like a starving reticulated python

This man shows his face to me anywhere I'm gonna cannibalize him and turn his gonads into my earrings on site, no higher being nor any amount of power can stop me from turning him into human taxidermy that I keep hidden in my closet

*Later*

Codependent, literal soulmates that they were, you cannot convince me otherwise.

You'd get people asking about Sirius and James answers like they are the same person like, "yeah we have a little brother, Regulus," or

Person: where are you guys from?

James: We were actually born in France but moved here when I was 7.

Sirius: *nodding because he sees no wrong in James' answer*

Person: both of you??

Sirius: No, just me actually.

Person: oh, because he answered, so I thought... and he said 'we' and 'I' so...

I just know it.

The boys watching sunrise together 🧡🤍💫

(Excuse me while I go squeal in my pillow while the boys keep my delulu-ness alive)

Yes, yes, yes :DDD I very much think so too. In which we reblog hockey things and write not-fic in the tags for each other (kind of like a cat bringing home dead mice and hoping their human approves)

(I always approve when Steph brings me dead mice (read: tales of Kaner and Tazer’s awkward and embarrassing sex life) .______.)