its my birthday today!! π
have some post-canon harsec content in celebration because im brainrotting about them today
β david gets a leaf tattoo that bears a mighty high resemblance to the leaf shape in harper's sleeve at one point. it's over his heart. he's sappy and he knows it - harper doesn't find out until david accidentally gets drenched by the garden hose one day and he just takes off his shirt on the spot
β swimming and being submerged in water helps with harper's joint pain when his leg really starts bothering him. david wasn't ever really a HUGE fan of swimming, but for harper, he comes to enjoy it more, and will even keep them both afloat so harper can rest in deeper water if he gets tired or if his leg starts hurting.
β harper burns like a motherfucker, and no amount of sunscreen seems to save him, so he refuses to wear sunscreen, which makes his burns worse. woods drilled a habit of always using sunscreen into david when he was younger, so while harper burns like a marshmallow plunged into open flame, david only sometimes slightly burns or otherwise gets a mild tan, and laughs at him for it.
"you know your sunburn wouldn't be so bad if you wore sunscreen right." "shut the fuck up, i swear to fucking god-" (sound of david laughing at harper being bitter and sulky)
β harper learns Very quickly that david is a sleepy bitch and loves naps. however, he doesnt mind, because david curling up on the couch in his clothes, or sleeping on his shoulder, or falling asleep on his chest - well. he's cute, okay? maybe its not so bad.
β "hey mike" "what" "we should get a cat :)" "ABSOLUTELY NOT"
harper has an irrational fear of cats. he doesn't know why. hes just terrified of them. david is saddened by this and wants a cat. they settle on a dog instead as a compromise.
















