#cod zombies au

Long ago you did an au where both Richtofen would leave as roommate with a very sitcomy like vibe to it. I was wondering about how the ultimis teams would leave in such context, where they would have no zombies to fight all the time.

💫 Hello, hello- I would say ‘welcome back’ but uh…💔 I’ll finish this and post it in case you come back and see it! This took a while, didn’t it? I’m sorry about that, I got a bit lost in all the negatives of bo7. But never mind that- There’s always a seat in this little blog for you !!✨

💫 I remember this!! I’ve taken some time to think about it, and I have some hc’s for you!✨

✨ Ultimis Modern/Normal AU HC’s!✨

⭐️ RICHTOFEN!

✨ Richtofen is the ‘fix it’ man of the house. When something breaks, he fixes it! Though, if serious damage has been done, he will demand to know who did it before he gets to work.

“Who messed this up?! I just want to know!” - Richtofen.

✨ Richtofen will sometimes ask one of the boys to help him, but only in terms of getting things for him. Any time Takeo, or god forbid, Dempsey, tries to get involved and fix whatever is broken with him, he’ll slap their hands away.

“Nein, nein! Get away- Get your grubby hands off! The Doktor will fix this himself. The last thing I need is you breaking it further.” - Richtofen.

✨ If there’s a loud BANG from somewhere in the house, Richtofen will immediately blame Dempsey.

“WHAT DID YOU DO, DEMPSEY?!” - Richtofen.

“HUH? ME?!” - Dempsey.

✨ Richtofen cooks for the house on special occasions, but refuses to cook on Thanksgiving. It’s an American holiday, and those shouldn’t be celebrated in ‘German households.’

✨ He loves watching TV and playing video games loudly, which is just as well because it means the whole house can either watch or play with him and get just as invested as he does. The boys have game nights on Fridays, and the loser of whatever game they’re playing has to do some of the household chores like dishes or laundry.

✨ Richtofen will also tend to the garden sometimes- He’s a busy body around the house. If there’s anything he can do, he’ll do it. He HATES just sitting still in one place not doing anything.

⭐️ DEMPSEY!

✨ Dempsey is the mechanic of the house. He owns a motorbike and fixes up the boy’s car when it needs it.

✨ Dempsey has put together a makeshift gym in the garage thanks to a very expensive Amazon delivery order. He has given himself ample space to work out, blow off some steam or work on the car/bike.

✨ Dempsey isn’t a very good builder. The shelves he puts up aren’t straight, and any structure he puts together to try and help in the house usually doesn’t work.

“…When I said we needed a new table, I wasn’t asking you to-“ - Richtofen.

“Yeah, I know, but look! [Bangs on the DIY table.] I just saved us money! It’s sturdy as a— [The table falls apart.]” - Dempsey.

“- Moist towelette. Ja. Very well demonstrated.” - Richtofen.

✨ Dempsey has begged and begged for a house cat. Takeo is indifferent, Nikolai is in favour, but Richtofen wants a dog. So, due to the argument never ending, the house doesn’t have a pet. Yet.

✨ Dempsey Is a huge sports fan. Unfortunately, he’s not the only patriotic man in the household. If an American team is facing off against a German, Japanese or Russian team, watching the game becomes very personal very quickly.

✨ When someone is sad or having a tough day, Dempsey is the one who goes out of his way to cheer them up. He takes food up to their room, offers to watch a show with them or game with them. It’s difficult not to smile when Dempsey sets his mind to brightening the mood!

⭐️ TAKEO!

✨ When an argument happens in the house, Takeo tries his best to act as a mediator. If only his own personal biases didn’t get in the way…

“Ja, so you should pay for it!” - Richtofen.

“It’s somethin’ we all use and it was an accident!” - Dempsey.

“He is right though, Dempsey, you are the one who broke it-“ - Takeo.

“‘Course you’re sayin’ that, you always kiss his ass.” - Dempsey.

✨ Takeo cooks for the house most often, and especially when it’s a Japanese holiday. He shares his culture with the house any chance he gets! They do try not to be too insulting if they don’t like what he shares with them.

✨ When drunk, Takeo is hilarious! His jokes are top tier! Though, that might only be because the rest of the house are drunk too…

✨ Takeo spends his time in the garden a lot. He likes being among the flowers Richtofen plants. He also likes to do yoga in the garden of a morning. The fresh air is ‘good for such old bones.’

✨ Takeo usually insists that the boys go out to eat every so often. He likes when his friends treat themselves and it’s always nice to be out of the house. This will trigger a fight over where to eat, and Richtofen usually wins.

✨ Takeo is an early riser and very quiet. There’s been times he’s made the others jump just by simply existing in a space.

⭐️ NIKOLAI!

✨ Shockingly enough, it’s actually Nikolai who’s the most responsible with the household’s money. With his own, he’s more than happy to blow it all on vodka, but with the house’s joint account, he’s quite smart. He only spend the houses’ money on vodka once- Richtofen gave him a black eye for it and he soon straightened out.

✨ Nikolai is rarely on his own. He likes hanging out in the communal spaces of the house, so he’s usually on the sofa in the living room or at the table in the kitchen with someone else.

✨ He’s the most likely to bring friends he makes over, and is very loud with them- They’re usually drunk.

✨ Because of his preference of hanging around the communal spaces of the house, he’s usually there at the scene of the crime when something breaks, or someone argues. He tries to resolve issues with his humor, but that usually ends in a:

“[…] Ah, fuck you. You want fight, you fight. What can Nikolai do, eh?” - Nikolai.

✨ Nikolai takes the longest in the bathroom because he takes baths and will often get so comfortable that he falls asleep in the tub. There have been a few times where the others have shaken him awake in a panic, only to sigh in relief when he snorts awake and stares at them.

✨ Nikolai wakes up the latest of them all, and also sleeps like a log! He will usually stumble down the stairs at 3 pm or later. (The boys check on him if he isn’t out of bed by 5 pm!

Hmm, what if... ✨TADA✨

Now you know that my Yuliana and Nikolai fucked and had a son, Victor, and a daughter, Emilia

That's how it is

And also sketches with them, their children and even with "uncles"

── .✦ M a s t e r l i s t

In another reality, change of plans occur for the Grand Scheme of Dr. Edward Richtofen's puppeteering. The dark lord offers to his apprentice a great power beyond his comprehension. Yet, that power would come at a price. The doctor, now with the blood of his lord's brethren coursing through his veins, finds himself in a battle of pride against regret. None of his "unconventional allies" can save him from simmering corruption.

and so Peter decides he wants to enlist ! which also in my head Dempsey got kicked out of his house by his piece of shit father for making the distinct decision NOT to do that (im a military kid and after seeing what it did to my parents you couldnt pay me to join). so Dempsey is NOT happy about this at all . he is very scared about something happening or them just drifting apart from all the space and he’s venting to Ed about it really late one night and it hits him . he’s like “oh god. i like boys don’t i. im in love with peter arent i.”

to which Ed (the only openly queer guy in the house) is like …. look man its not my place to say yes or no but …. definitely yes …

Here’s the premise! And I would love to know what y’all think!

BLOODBORN REMEDIES

She was never meant to survive. Now she’s the only one who can save them.

Azaria “Leta” Arkon was born to heal—but in a world breaking under cursed skies and ancient horrors, healing comes with a price. Marked by a bloodborne curse and tethered to volatile Aetheric power, every life she saves chips away at her own.

When she joins a fractured strike team—veterans Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and the enigmatic Richtofen—her powers become both a miracle and a threat. Together, they face the undead, unraveling corruption, and a growing voice within Leta’s blood that remembers forgotten gods.

As her bond with the team deepens, especially with the guarded but loyal Dempsey, Leta must choose how much of herself she’s willing to lose to protect them.

But its the zombie apocalypse and Viktor Reznov is the only one with a cure left and it’s him or Mason; both have been bitten by zombies and are minutes, seconds at this point from turning into blood thirsty zombies. Reznov looks at masons pleading face… Mason begs Reznov to take the antidote and save himself but Reznov forces him to drink it… Reznov immediately turns into a zombie and tells Mason to run while he still can…