#cluster dimension

Lav was an aspiring artist and musician, and was currently looking for a house. Unfortunately, as most people, an apartment was the best he could afford. But still, house hunting was where he was going. He was about to give up when he found a modest house, for cheap. It wasn’t big, having a master and guest bedroom, really only fit for a few people. It hadn’t been touched in years, and was pretty decrepit.

He called the number listed on the sale sign, calling the presumed owner. He found out the house was cheap and in his admittedly low price range. And he could explore if he wanted, but to be careful. There were rumors of a ghost haunting it.

Lav, seeing a good opportunity and doubting this ‘ghost’ was anything real, and decided to explore.

“Hello? Anyone home?” Lav opened the door, which creaked loudly. No one answered. He walked inside, turning on his flashlight since it was dark. “Pfft. They said it was haunted-”. He yelped. Something moved in the corner of his eye, Lav sweeped the light over to it. “WHAT WAS THAT? WHO… oh..” There was a bird. A raved? Maybe a crow? It flutter out the open door, which shut with a slam after it, causing Lav to Yelp again, spinning around to the door. “Oh.. strong bird..”

He continued to explore the house, not finding much. A fridge which should’ve been emptied 20 years ago, dust and cobwebs everywhere. The bedspreads were filled with holes, and the closet was filled with moths. A strange rope sat in the master bedroom, with a question as to how it got there

“This place is a mess..” Lav jumped again, having heard a whistling noise that drove a chill down his back.. it was probably just the wind.. the bedroom door then slammed shut just as Lav was going to leave the room. “W-what? Who’s there” Lav swung the light around the room, then focused on what looked like a body suspended near the bed. It wasn’t there before. It had its head down, and its whole body was transparent. The body had jeans, a flannel shirt, an aviator jacket, and hiking boots. The floating body raised its head to look at Lav “L e a v e t h i s p l a c e”

Lav, while scared, his confusion won over. “Who are you?” With blank eyes, the ghost stared at him, taken aback. “Why aren’t you scared?” “Why would I?” The entity just scowled, disappearing. “H-Hey, bud, where’d you go?”

Crow: this is a lie

Crow: I'm literally dating them and this is a lie

Varian: ??? Duh

Lav: how though

Bubble: Cuz your leg got cut off fool

Lav: Where you gonna feel the pain??

Varian: in your leg-

Lav: EXACTLY

Iris: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.